You come home from work and find your girl cheating on you

[ZAPATON]

i would rage

undeniable rage to kill

then laugh, start crying from laughing hysterically

go out

drink a beer by the sea


divorce and seize all contact

divorce and seize all contact

seize

seize













































ZYZZ

[ZAPATON]

Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin

**** that ****, you just caught this bitch cheatin

[Shortbus115]

I would be scarred for life after walking in on the obvious murder suicide...

[drexon]

Alright, calm down, relax, start breathin

**** that ****, i just caught my wife cheating.

Edit:^ Wizards everywhere.

[Notsogifted]

can't tell but i'd be fuming and there would be blood.

[lemoe]

lol @ the idiots who think just saying a word or nothing n walking out cutting all contact is going to affect a bitch who cheats on you in your own bed while you're at work.

lol @ the idiots who wouldn't at least punch the guy in the face, it's a question of pride, turn in your mancards.

[spikebrah]

What if you have a spiteful cow of a GF that doesn't have any friends?

Sisters? Aunts? Mother? Grandmother? Anyone would do.

Honestly unless I was debted up to fuk with some girl and was gonna be in a financial mess I don't think I would give a fuk for more than 5 seconds if they cheated on me. I would just leave them. I have become wise enough young enough to know never to put myself in that position though.

I suspect a lot of the time when a girl cheats in a marriage, at least some of the blame has to fall on the husband for changing and becoming boring, also something I'm young enough and wise enough to know never to do. Brb I pay the bills, take all the chit everyone throws at me, boo hoo, woe is me, where is my dinner? Then have the audacity to wonder why she looks elsewhere. Pathetic really. I'm not saying good dudes don't get cheated on but you rarely see really good dudes who are happy with themselves and their lives get cheated on.

[BradFit]

Not even going to rage. Will just walk out. No words said, no reaction no emotion, nothing. Divorce will be filed.

[jso200688]

Taken from another thread I posted this in

Holy faurkkk hahahahahahah cot damn.

[DanBBz]

lol @ the idiots who think just saying a word or nothing n walking out cutting all contact is going to affect a bitch who cheats on you in your own bed while you're at work.

lol @ the idiots who wouldn't at least punch the guy in the face, it's a question of pride, turn in your mancards.

Moving on and showing you don't give a phuck about the girl hurts more than anything you can do. Why would you punch the guy when he might not of known she had a boyfriend you phucking idiot.

[Cynic09]

Pretty much exactly this I'll be doing.

[PuTangSlayer]

Beat his ass all the way out my door. Find her, make her leave politely. Next step would be throwing her stuff out the door.

[KnockoutXX]

uhh... never go full retard again


it's not peeping if he's in your house. and once again if he's in your house without your consent, then he is technically considered trespassing even if the wife consented to him being there, both parties must consent if the house is co-owned. also the video thing is also irrelevant because he is in your house and relinquishes all of his privacy while in your home. you have the right to record anything in your house

comment disregarded; your video will not be permissible in a court of law, your wife's lawyer will have your tape destroyed by what I said in the first post.


I bet you think DNA tests work in court too. you are so naive


your best recourse is to immediately pull out the phone and start recording, smash up the dude's car if its on your property

lol @ the idiots who think just saying a word or nothing n walking out cutting all contact is going to affect a bitch who cheats on you in your own bed while you're at work.

lol @ the idiots who wouldn't at least punch the guy in the face, it's a question of pride, turn in your mancards.

your "mancard" was already fukking handed in the second you put a ring on a cheating wife in the first place.

[Spyder2600]

Take a picture/video if some kind of evidence is needed and head straight to my lawyer to file for divorce.

Inform her parents as to why I'm divorcing their little girl.

[KANOU9]

lettuce be cereal

everyone has a plan until they are punched in the mouth

[Orwell2013]

I'd punch myself in the face for being such a beta******* for not being able to satisfy my girl.

[danimal81]

Wreck the dude,

Why? I never understood this. 9 times out of 10 the guy doesn't even know the bitch is married or has a bf.

[Diesel0022]

If he knew we were dating, beat the piss outta him.

If not, kick her out.

[Orwell2013]

Why? I never understood this. 9 times out of 10 the guy doesn't even know the bitch is married or has a bf.

And even if he does, fair play to him. I'd plow a married woman given half the chance. As long as I wasn't best buds with the husband, what the **** do I care? Men gonna men.

[lemoe]

Why? I never understood this. 9 times out of 10 the guy doesn't even know the bitch is married or has a bf.

So what? You really have to be a pussy not to hit a guy f*cking your wife in your own bed. Just because he didn't know, he shouldn't get hit? lmfao man. If I kill someone without knowing it, am I off the hook?

[lemoe]

And even if he does, fair play to him. I'd plow a married woman given half the chance. As long as I wasn't best buds with the husband, what the **** do I care? Men gonna men.

So you're a scumbag, that's alright too.

[Soflogator528]

Wait, what if there's an explanation for this chit?



What?! She tripped, fell, and landed on his dick?!!

[LiftnAllDay]

tell that sloot she just showed her true value and gtfo

[Orwell2013]

So you're a scumbag, that's alright too.

How am I a scumbag? Are you seriously telling me if you were single and hadn't had sex in a while, you would turn down a 10/10 when offered it on a plate, on account of her being married?

You're either a filthy ****ing hypocrite or a hormonally deficient asexual.

[KnockoutXX]

So what? You really have to be a pussy not to hit a guy f*cking your wife in your own bed. Just because he didn't know, he shouldn't get hit? lmfao man. If I kill someone without knowing it, am I off the hook?

again, you were already the "pussy" given your wife is cheating on your ass. lol @ your morals "you have to punch the guy or you hand in your mancard"

[chrsschb]

the brah deleted his comment but even if you did have a video of them f*cking you would be f*cked over doubly in court because they didn't consent to being in the video

I see this misconception all the time, you do not need consent to record video.

[Orwell2013]

So what? You really have to be a pussy not to hit a guy f*cking your wife in your own bed. Just because he didn't know, he shouldn't get hit? lmfao man. If I kill someone without knowing it, am I off the hook?

If you kill someone without knowing it, of course you are off the hook. Providing you did nothing wrong.

[BenadrylBandit]

It depends if you know the guy, he's really not the one to blame it's your wife. But it's hard to not want to murder the guy who's banging your wife right in front of you.

[ManletBrahh]

And even if he does, fair play to him. I'd plow a married woman given half the chance. As long as I wasn't best buds with the husband, what the **** do I care? Men gonna men.

so women are justified in cheating because sloots gonna sloot? You went full retard, son.

This just makes you a piece of shiit

[Orwell2013]

so women are justified in cheating because sloots gonna sloot? You went full retard, son.

This just makes you a piece of shiit

No, if you make a commitment to someone, then you should keep it.

A single man has made no commitment, therefore he has a right to **** whoever he wants. It's the married person who is in the wrong.