Who do you punch? Her or the dude?
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Taken from another thread I posted this in
My bro's wife was acting funny and he had suspected her of cheating so he decided to leave work early and see for himself. He pulls in the driveway and lo and behold, theres another car parked there. Against his instincts he goes in. Goes back to the master bedroom and there is his wife of 3 years (gf of 6 before that) going reverse cowgirl on an ethnic guy (not sure if arab or mexican) but he was mind-****ed.
He called her a handful of names and said he should beat her up, blah blah blah so what does she do? Hops off dude's schwanz and holds it with one hand shaking it at him saying "See this? He's a big boy." (apparently like 9"+) So my boy punches "Big Boy" in the face about 5 times and leaves. Messy divorce follows.
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-If you come home and there is another car in the driveway, you might want to assume the worstLast edited by PervedOut; 07-11-2013 at 09:39 AM.
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Wreck the dude, kick the b!tch out on the street without letting her get dressed or grab anything, lock door.
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I calm down, relax, start breathing. Actually fuk that shiit I just caught this bitch cheating, while I'm at work she's with some dude trying to get off? Fuk slittin her throat, I'm gonna cut this bitch's head off.
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07-11-2013, 09:33 AM #17
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Both.
If you're the dude, you don't just show up at someone's house without scoping the place. There will be evidence of a relationship, the namely one being: If the sloot is at home smashing you, who the fuk is working and paying the bills? Oh that's right, the MAN. So you just knowingly made the decision to fuk some dude's girl.
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Poop in my hand and fling it at both of them.
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Girlfriend, nothing, just walk away and forget, move on to the next one. The wife? Different story..
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