They said I wouldn't go to the glory hole they said (VID) ELJOBBER IS BACK FROM BANNE

[Shortbus115]

I'm going to be honest. I am a little let down OP.

And what kind of girl puts up an ad for randoms to come get blowies? Sick world we live in.

[nord123]

fuark, not sure if i'd get a blowie from that place.

Could be a bait and switch and jerome starts suqin ya diq.

Could be jerome waiting behind there with a cigar cutter to chop off your dink

gjdm

[752]

Ballsy kunt.

Would've thought I'd get ambushed going in a suspicious as place like that.

[RuskiNewyorker]

I'm going to be honest. I am a little let down OP.

And what kind of girl puts up an ad for randoms to come get blowies? Sick world we live in.

she was still charging them
what i find funny op is how short and how it seemed like she didnt know english in her text to you yet she sounded perfectly fine in person? you did good mate who knows what coulda been under that blanket, also it sounded like she was moaning inside?

[eljobber]

I'm going to be honest. I am a little let down OP.

And what kind of girl puts up an ad for randoms to come get blowies? Sick world we live in.

Let down? I think the only way I could have topped it is knock down the blanket, but who knows who was in that place and I was by myself.

she was still charging them
what i find funny op is how short and how it seemed like she didnt know english in her text to you yet she sounded perfectly fine in person? you did good mate who knows what coulda been under that blanket, also it sounded like she was moaning inside?

Her voice sounded feminine, but almost too high pitch like a guy was doing a woman voice. I had a creepy vibe the whole time.

[feardafronfz3]

So basically you drove 3 hours for nothing?

[RuskiNewyorker]

Let down? I think the only way I could have topped it is knock down the blanket, but who knows who was in that place and I was by myself.



Her voice sounded feminine, but almost too high pitch like a guy was doing a woman voice. I had a creepy vibe the whole time.

you shoulda brought backup srs or just waited outside the apartment to see who came out lol

[THE-BEEF]

she sounded soooooooooooooooo hot





not srs

[Superduy]

lol I remember that thread.

[DboyFresh]

lmfao I remember

[eljobber]

you shoulda brought backup srs or just waited outside the apartment to see who came out lol

Not many people will be eager to escort me to a shady glory hole for the lulz of the misc.

[RuskiNewyorker]

Not many people will be eager to escort me to a shady glory hole for the lulz of the misc.

if i remember correctly there was a few hawaiian miscers willing to go with you to the apartment

[sketchyaf]

You drove 3 hours to appease the misc? You are a trooper.
Hell I wouldn't stick dr Seuss dick in there lol.

[eljobber]

You drove 3 hours to appease the misc? You are a trooper.
Hell I wouldn't stick dr Seuss dick in there lol.

Fuuuuarck it would cost money but I should have worn a whizzinator and stuck that in lol

[BEATINGU]

You should have waited outside.

Eventually he/she would have to go outside and you'd be able to snap some real pictures or video

[nicolais]

INN

Good luck with your aids goal of 2013

[jonB89]

You drove 3 hours to appease the misc? You are a trooper.
Hell I wouldn't stick dr Seuss dick in there lol.

rofl don't tell me OP really drove 3 hours...

Doing whatever it takes for the reps.

[ItzYerrp]

bro that was a chick no doubt

shouldve got a beej *******



Also, why didnt you just knock the towel down u *******? its not like u know the bish. shouldve knocked it down and got "it" on camera. you wouldve got mad reps

[NWDub]

is that stains on teh sheets?

[eljobber]

rofl don't tell me OP really drove 3 hours...

Doing whatever it takes for the reps.

It wasn't a 3 hour drive, but a trip. I had to drive to waikiki, hi, which is hell. I even went and picked up new lifting shoes while I was down there.

is that stains on teh sheets?

Yea there was gnarly looking stains.

[feardafronfz3]

Would have called the cops from a pay phone nearby and said there's some shady stuff going on in that room then proceeded to videotape the confrontation when the 5-0 showed up from a good vantage point

in b4 the cops participate...

[ThePriceBrah]

Like hell i would stick my dick through that hole without seeing EVERYTHING behind that sheet first. Bish prolly had a guy friend back there or a knife or some shiit

this

would not put dick in also

[Jeeter]

I would have ripped the sheet off and then ran like a bish. Chit would have been legendary.

[eljobber]

Would have called the cops from a pay phone nearby and said there's some shady stuff going on in that room then proceeded to videotape the confrontation when the 5-0 showed up from a good vantage point

in b4 the cops participate...

Too much effort and she could always choose not to answer the door, although the door was unlocked.

[TallJJ]

If you was a little bit taller you could've looked over the curtain OP.

[medschoolbrah]

Your thread made me not return to the misc for a while because it was too entertaining.

Welcome back...

Dude I love asians I would have totally gone for it she sounded so hawt hnnggg

[stasmtl]

[eljobber]

cucumber taste better pickle

[eljobber]

*******s

[WheyTooDiesel]

Lol wtf is going on here