Yeah I saw this on Reddit (no account but it can have interesting content). Ok that's out of the way.
Anyway, whats the best accidental nudity y'all have ever seen? Usually makes for a good story.
One time I was sitting at a cross walking waiting for this bitch to move her car as a fine as 9.9/10 blonde girl, maybe 18-19, walks up and pops the trunk...She was in loose fitting sun dress and had the firmest looking tan legs I had ever seen, now mind you I was 16 at the time...
So I'm like waiting as she loads her bags and as she gets on her tiptoes to load the last A&F bag a strong gust of wind blows her little dress up revealing a perfect round, firm, deeply tanned ass that was highlighted by a very white thong...
Till this day I have never derped as hard as I derped then and stalled my car out lol.
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05-31-2013, 01:51 PM #1
You're best accidental nudity sighting?
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05-31-2013, 01:55 PM #3
2 off the top of my head
College party over the summer, get together mid summer at a friends house.
Cops busted it, everyone of age, but cop says nobody is leaving and sit outside. Eventually have to go to sleep, search rooms for a corner since the place is packed. Go upstairs and find girls with sleeping bags, I naturally go to try and sleep in that room. Girl is laying down on her back with her arms over her eyes trying to sleep. She has red booty shorts on and what do you know, no panties. The way her legs positioned exposed her vagoo a bit, I was like wot and got kicked out because it was a girls only room.
Second leaving a parking lots, backing out of my space, as im looking left to see if there cars coming, a milf is bent down picking up bags and I see right down her shirt, no bra, nice milf teddies, almost crash.PUBG - X1
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05-31-2013, 01:59 PM #5
Pretty decent hot girl at gym riding exercise bike with loose shorts and no panties right next to some freeweights. I guess she was eyeing my buddy who was lifting with me cause she was not being subtle about showing her vag. Didn't believe him when he told me what was up until i looked over. Unbelieveable. Girl was like 17 too lol.
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05-31-2013, 02:02 PM #6
I was in Morocco on business, staying in a hotel on the 5th floor. I was in my work colleague's room one afternoon shooting the **** and having some room service (nohomo). Across the road from the hotel was a big apartment block. Our hotel windows had a mirror tinting on the outside to make them private and to keep the rooms cool, so no one could see into the rooms. Out the corner of my eye I see the curtains in one of the apartments across the street open, and standing there looking out of the sliding doors is a naked Moroccan couple, looking out onto the road below. They must have just fuarked. Eventually the chick gets skittish and pulls the guy away from the doors and yanks the curtains closed.
Colleague and I had a pretty good lol.I am so unsure, I am so alive!
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05-31-2013, 02:20 PM #11
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i walked by a bedroom at some girls house when i was a teenager.
drunk girl who lived there had just stood up after taking advantage of my even drunker friend.
she was naked.
i saw her vagina.
was not the best looking vagina ive seen but twas vagina nonetheless.
both the vagina and i lived happily ever after.
the end.
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05-31-2013, 02:24 PM #13
Freshman year of college my best friend and I would frequently go chill at this house that had 6 girls living in it. I was over there smoking something that wasn't tobacco when the one bish (she was pretty cute) came walking down the stairs with her tits hanging out. Was talking to the girl I was smoking with and then suddenly jumped and was like "OMG <myname> I didn't see you there!" She didn't care though, and we ended up smashing down the road. Was kind of like a preview
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05-31-2013, 02:25 PM #15
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I actually have two stories that are relevant.
I was in Paris of all places and Im looking through the window of a shop and this 9/10 shop assistant is fixing the window display and as she leans down you could easily see down her top and she had no bra on so nipps and all.
Second one was when I was about 16, I had gone for a run around the local running track and all of a sudden it started pouring rain so I stood under a tree and this 8/10 fit 20 year old girl comes running past clothes soaked and she had so bra or underpants on so you could basically see everything through her wet clothes. I must have jerked off to that fifty or sixty times.
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05-31-2013, 02:33 PM #18
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-summer just in
-walking to grocery store
-slutty naive 14-16 yr old in small shorts and low V neck shirt(her 3 friends were wearing them too, figure why she cant handle the shirt)
-shes angled forward. cuz bikes have low handles
-gush of wind comes through and her shirt moves to the side. BOOM she panics as her left developing A, almost B cup slips out. revealing that perfect little brown nipple thougggggggnnnhhhhhhhgggNever had a girlfriend<--Crew
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05-31-2013, 02:44 PM #21anonymousGuest
At my granmothers house for a summer family reunion, everyone was outside eating enjoying the sun and shooting the turds. I get a text on my phone from my uncle, it says I dont feel good, can you bring some kfc and corn bread inside for me... i go into his room and he's laying on the bed naked sleeping, his boner was at about 85% when he awoke, it was fairly girthy too, but i think i saw some poo on it.
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05-31-2013, 03:36 PM #23
Worked at a water park a few years ago, I was at the bottom of a tall water slide where often times when people get off they have their swimwear wedged up their ass or half off. This goergous girl comes down the slide and when she stands up, her swimsuit is all the way down giving me a full view of her ass 8/10 ass. She pulls it up looks at me and says " Did you enjoy the view?" I responded " It was'nt even my birthday." She laughed and walked away and my day was made from that point on.
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05-31-2013, 03:39 PM #24
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05-31-2013, 03:40 PM #25
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Lol somebody took a pic of me looking at my first boob. Ill try and find the pic
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05-31-2013, 03:41 PM #26
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best for me was one of my first summer jobs selling shoes in high school and some lady about 40 but with a nice body was trying some on with a short skirt and no panties. nice, shaved pussy. she knew i was watching but didn't make much effort to hide anything.
seen tons of nipples in my day.
funny when you have a gf and can rip her clothes off any time you want but when you catch an accidental nipple or upskirt you get fukking excited lmaoMake Europe Germany Again
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05-31-2013, 03:42 PM #27
You know those machines where girls lay on their stomach and do a weird kick-back thing for their glutes? Well my old gym had on of those pointed directly toward the water fountain. One day I turned around and there was a 9/10 kicking back with loose running shorts and no panties. Got the full clam shot.
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05-31-2013, 03:45 PM #28
Officiating a college intramurals flag football game, sorority night and all these girls are dressed in those tiny volleyball spandex. HBB receiver catches the ball and is running down my side line, dives for the touchdown and a defensive player goes for flags but pulls spandex down to this girls knees. one of the nicest vagoos I've seen (srs).
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-be in gym
-do leg press
-notice that the leg press machine is positioned in such a way the when you're on it, you're looking straight at the leg adductor machine
-see a sloot on the leg adductor machine wearing short shorts
-as she does the exercise, her pussylips are very visible through the loose leg sleeve of her shorts
-witness a bush so vast and amazonian that greenpeace would have started a conservation campaign for it had they seen it
-laugh to myself
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