Give me openers and I will send them to tinder matches

[sneakyninjapnts]

I want to be leaf pokémon.

in on roll bread

[sneakyninjapnts]

Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my 60" flat screen mirror

[sneakyninjapnts]

'Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under'

I just said ok, boring ass kunt

[sneakyninjapnts]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/rCe2VGql.png[g]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/BrLAwuhl.png[mg]

I just said ok, boring ass kunt

nevermind, a few messages later

[TeamDestruction]

sneaky, how many of these girls do you actually text after getting the digits? Or do you mainly just get the digits for the misc.

[sneakyninjapnts]

sneaky, how many of these girls do you actually text after getting the digits? Or do you mainly just get the digits for the misc.

Rarely... out of this whole thread I think I've only texted one, maybe two of them.... mostly do it for practice/lulz. I honestly wonder how they feel after giving me their number and never hearing from me, I'm sure 99% of guys jump all over it and text immediately... but then again I've only ever had one girl message me again on tinder asking why I havent texted out of hundreds of numbers so maybe they just don't give a chit.

As long as the misc is happy

[TeamDestruction]

Rarely... out of this whole thread I think I've only texted one, maybe two of them.... mostly do it for practice/lulz. I honestly wonder how they feel after giving me their number and never hearing from me, I'm sure 99% of guys jump all over it and text immediately... but then again I've only ever had one girl message me again on tinder asking why I havent texted out of hundreds of numbers so maybe they just don't give a chit.

As long as the misc is happy

Probably makes them want you even more, but they are too scared of reaching out only for you to say no or not respond.

Edit:

Line for ya:

You can lie awake in bed, or come and sleep with me instead.

[Who?]

Lulz.

[HealthyBanana]

Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

[sneakyninjapnts]

Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

i think thats been posted but ill send it out again. anymore?

[sneakyninjapnts]

Sent these out to try to finish up

[sneakyninjapnts]

would you like to go halfsies on a baby?

[Zepump11]

Want to get a coffee, I just killed a guy.

[sneakyninjapnts]

Want to get a coffee, I just killed a guy.

....

[HealthyBanana]

i think thats been posted but ill send it out again. anymore?

Whoops, this one then:

I lift with fukin INTENSITY 5 days a fukin week. Count that sh!t with your fukin fingers you dumbkunt. Bitch, listen. I train for fukin AESTHETICS.

[BornBeefy]

Haha, I phuckin' lol'd when you posted that! I meant "I want to b leaf", Meaning, I thought you were faking these Tinder matches. I was unaware of Tinder back then.

Seems like you are the man when it comes to picking up chicks, gjdm, mirin' skills. You're probably a 9/10 but still, mirin'.

[TallJJ]

Is this real life? Oh lawd, poverty repped OP into oblivion. Mirin' text game. Once I hit 220 lbs I will probably cut down to get my facial aesthetics up again and trying some of this ****.

[anoosbrah]

I wouldd berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

[sneakyninjapnts]

Haha, I phuckin' lol'd when you posted that! I meant "I want to b leaf", Meaning, I thought you were faking these Tinder matches. I was unaware of Tinder back then.

Seems like you are the man when it comes to picking up chicks, gjdm, mirin' skills. You're probably a 9/10 but still, mirin'.

Rated a 6.5 or 7 by the misc, so yeah probably a 9 irl

[Feast420]

Rated a 6.5 or 7 by the misc, so yeah probably a 9 irl

Where can i find your face pic? nohomo

[sneakyninjapnts]

Where can i find your face pic? nohomo

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1099300973

[niosh]

"gimme dat gushy gushy wet wet"

[DeLaSoul88]

Aye girl, you got an ass like a baconator

[FatAlpha]

Ninjapants, your tinder threads are great, the fact that you get so many matches and these cheeky lines work makes me sad about my own tinder situation though ...we're all gonna make it right brah?

[Hedlandbrah]

how much do you spend on doing this shiz OP

[sneakyninjapnts]

Ninjapants, your tinder threads are great, the fact that you get so many matches and these cheeky lines work makes me sad about my own tinder situation though ...we're all gonna make it right brah?

yeh bruh. I promise. I can help with picture selection if you're having problems, PM me. People just use horrible pictures and when they use good ones they start getting matches and lovin in

how much do you spend on doing this shiz OP

pretty much all day brah, I don't do anything else

[MetalMonarch]

I got a job at a mortuary let's hope your not as dead in the bed as they are...

idk couldnt think of anything op lol. in on tinder legend thread.

[Purplekoolaid]

"truth or phuk" <-- spell phuk correctly

[sneakyninjapnts]

"truth or phuk" <-- spell phuk correctly

lmao thats actually funny as fuk. mirin

[obe1cannoli]

First of all, rockclap.gif, and repped.

while this has been very entertaining, and I read every page, why not try and fcuk some of these girls? I mean if you're already getting plenty from other girls I guess this makes perfect sense, but you're opening pretty strong with these sloots. Is your real life follow-up game not that good?

Edit: on spread. will rep tenderly upon recharge.