Official Tinder thread you phucks

[zilaniz]

Just found this thread today, read through about half of it...good stuff

but that feel when you're too short so there is no point in trying, not to mention no iphone

well, I always have videogames and hd porn

height is not your problem, I have two friends who are both 5'7 ish and slay tons of poon

[Lewisfan]

Just matched her this morning, exchanged witty banter, secured digits and it came to this...

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[Muuufasa]

Very first pic on her twitter brah

I actually think he posted the pic before the girl posted it on her twitter.

Mind=blown, maybe it's actually the real girl, and the twitter is just her under a fake pron name.

[Crazymix]

obamanotbad.jpg

show me your damn settings

[dejuan23]

No, it's because they're not white (srs)

The chit i've heard from girls that i've been with about men..it's bloody disgusting

"don't be short"
"don't be ethnic"
"really don't be black"

etc. Really polarized and hard as phuck standards.





The thing about chicks is that to girls, 80% of men are below average. Yeah, I know, that's not statistically possible but welcome to girl logic. 80% of guys are below average, and they must have solid redeeming qualities or be exceptionally interesting for there to be attraction. For the other 20%? Girls absolutely lose their fukkin mind and go full sloot mode and have no problem smashing within the first five seconds of meeting. Welcome to real life.

thx for the confidence boost ******* (jk). but lack of tinder matches definitely = semi-sadface.

^IRL i never feel that kind of ethnic barrier tho. maybe its cuz not many azn brahs go up to non azn chicks

[jake1224]

I love you guys. We're all gonna make it.

I remember my first slut

thx for the confidence boost ******* (jk). but lack of tinder matches definitely = semi-sadface.

^IRL i never feel that kind of ethnic barrier tho. maybe its cuz not many azn brahs go up to non azn chicks

I'm sorry you're not a 6'2 white master race of peace, or whatever.

Attitude trumps your results on some hot-or-not app any day of the week. Don't let tinder become too serious in your life.

[Lukens437]

For anyone who saw my pics on last page.....phone # secured. Mission accomplished.

[agebrah]

Didn't expect this



Will keep you guys posted on what happpens.

[Bunk247]

^^ Good luck, Batman.

[penamante]

Didn't expect this



Will keep you guys posted on what happpens.

Well that escalated quickly

[dumpeer]

Didn't expect this



Will keep you guys posted on what happpens.

stay safe bro

[WheyTooDiesel]

I can't seem to find any girls except white girls on Tinder, wtf man.

[roflsauce]

That feel when you're text game is strong as fuk when talking to sloots, but weakest when talking to someone you want to actually meet and date. Mindfuked.

[dejuan23]

I remember my first slut



I'm sorry you're not a 6'2 white master race of peace, or whatever.

Attitude trumps your results on some hot-or-not app any day of the week. Don't let tinder become too serious in your life.

haha ye i was joking. and no i think id need some matches on it first for it to affect me lmao

[TeamDestruction]

That feel when you're text game is strong as fuk when talking to sloots, but weakest when talking to someone you want to actually meet and date. Mindfuked.

Because you go from not giving a fuk to caring and over analyzing ****

[Zootowner]

I love you OP. Mad text game. Didn't read whole thread, but signed up and 3 matches in about an hour. Cali as well

[dejuan23]

Please respond

[lookiamapollo]

please respond

haha

[phillyeagles91]

alright brahs time to take the plunge. what type of pictures do you guys use?

[matcallo]

Well misc i just came back from my first tinder date. Girl was even better looking than in pictures. She was a strong introvert though, doesnt show her emotions easily. Obvsly no sex. Theres def going to be a second date, next time ill challenge her more

I dont know where you guys find all those sloots, girls i get matched with are all good girls.

[TheWizKid]

pics?^

Also, how did you go about setting the date up? What was your intial encounter like?

[matcallo]

pics?^

Also, how did you go about setting the date up? What was your intial encounter like?

Posted pics before somewhere between page 80 and 85 and im on mobile right now.

For the date, texted for a while and asked well since now you aknowledged that im a great guy when do we meet?
She was at a bar for her friends bd and i decided to "drop by" last minute. She was surprised to see me. She was quite shy and introverted like a lot of girls on there (the ones you say are boring and barely respond). It wasnt a real date i hust went to see her for 30 minutes to let her want more. Were texting right now. Most probably well set a real date, maybe tmrw.

[Bunk247]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to matcallo again.

Sorry mate! I remember the pic, she looks like a good one.

[TheWizKid]

Posted pics before somewhere between page 80 and 85 and im on mobile right now.

For the date, texted for a while and asked well since now you aknowledged that im a great guy when do we meet?
She was at a bar for her friends bd and i decided to "drop by" last minute. She was surprised to see me. She was quite shy and introverted like a lot of girls on there (the ones you say are boring and barely respond). It wasnt a real date i hust went to see her for 30 minutes to let her want more. Were texting right now. Most probably well set a real date, maybe tmrw.

Nice man, good luck

[chemicalromance]

No, it's because they're not white (srs)

The chit i've heard from girls that i've been with about men..it's bloody disgusting

"don't be short"
"don't be ethnic"
"really don't be black"

etc. Really polarized and hard as phuck standards.





The thing about chicks is that to girls, 80% of men are below average. Yeah, I know, that's not statistically possible but welcome to girl logic. 80% of guys are below average, and they must have solid redeeming qualities or be exceptionally interesting for there to be attraction. For the other 20%? Girls absolutely lose their fukkin mind and go full sloot mode and have no problem smashing within the first five seconds of meeting. Welcome to real life.

Repped. This brah speaks the truth. You can usually have 8+ sloots if you're 6'+, white, and clearly above average looks. If you lack in any of these departments, you'll still get chicks, but you'll have to pick 7s and lower, depending on what you're lacking. And yes if you are generally considered attractive, you got it made. If you're not at least in the top 20% looks-wise, you better have money or status.

lol @ people who claim they know 5'7 'slayers'. Only on the misc. Anyone who has any inkling of real world experience know that the above here is what's true.

Note: Looks do not equal lifting. Looks are mostly about having a handsome FACE. Anyone can lift and become a jacked ******* miscer. That's not attractive. Girls want things you cannot change, like face, height, and race.

[wangjiny]

Repped. This brah speaks the truth. You can usually have 8+ sloots if you're 6'+, white, and clearly above average looks. If you lack in any of these departments, you'll still get chicks, but you'll have to pick 7s and lower, depending on what you're lacking. And yes if you are generally considered attractive, you got it made. If you're not at least in the top 20% looks-wise, you better have money or status.

lol @ people who claim they know 5'7 'slayers'. Only on the misc. Anyone who has any inkling of real world experience know that the above here is what's true.

Note: Looks do not equal lifting. Looks are mostly about having a handsome FACE. Anyone can lift and become a jacked ******* miscer. That's not attractive. Girls want things you cannot change, like face, height, and race.

it's true, most of my friends are asian as well, and i dont know anyone with an 8 or above. The exceptional ones (ie. ripped, good facial aesthetics, ibanking/consultant) have to settle in terms of looks if they go for white girls. It's just the way it is. Some people win the genetic lottery, but no need to be angry about it. At least I dont have to build railroads for pennies

[Lewisfan]

Posted pics before somewhere between page 80 and 85 and im on mobile right now.

For the date, texted for a while and asked well since now you aknowledged that im a great guy when do we meet?
She was at a bar for her friends bd and i decided to "drop by" last minute. She was surprised to see me. She was quite shy and introverted like a lot of girls on there (the ones you say are boring and barely respond). It wasnt a real date i hust went to see her for 30 minutes to let her want more. Were texting right now. Most probably well set a real date, maybe tmrw.

Gl brah

[Notsogifted]

Lmao wtf at this first line I just got...


Me thinks sloots are getting aware to some tinder trolling.

would have just responded with


"my body is ready"
or
"my angus is peppered"

the whole king arthur thing is too long and a bit cringe IMHO

[Notsogifted]

Repped. This brah speaks the truth. You can usually have 8+ sloots if you're 6'+, white, and clearly above average looks. If you lack in any of these departments, you'll still get chicks, but you'll have to pick 7s and lower, depending on what you're lacking. And yes if you are generally considered attractive, you got it made. If you're not at least in the top 20% looks-wise, you better have money or status.

lol @ people who claim they know 5'7 'slayers'. Only on the misc. Anyone who has any inkling of real world experience know that the above here is what's true.

Note: Looks do not equal lifting. Looks are mostly about having a handsome FACE. Anyone can lift and become a jacked ******* miscer. That's not attractive. Girls want things you cannot change, like face, height, and race.

used to wingman for a brah who is 6ft2 white and in my opinion ok looking. In the space of 1 month got his numbers for 6 to 13 changing sloot every two weeks. I hardly did any work as most the sloots came up to him I just kept their ugly friends away dat mixed raced duty of unappealing to a lot of sloots apart from indian/paki or black chicks. I'm only a quarter black though but rather not have urban youths coming up to me going
"yeh my mates fink your fit but like their shy yeh so talk 2 dem pls" (grammar mistakes deliberate to emphasise point)

[Lewisfan]

would have just responded with


"my body is ready"
or
"my angus is peppered"

the whole king arthur thing is too long and a bit cringe IMHO

Lol was just trolling anyway she was uggo. (Swipe right crew and block uggos later checking in nomsayin)

Plus it turned out to be one of her mates. Ive blocked them now anyway but they also asked if i wanted to take their fathers cock until I bled lolwut.