Ohhhhh lawddddd.....mirin' the gifts my GF got for me for our 4 year anniversary?

[Strizzz]

Fuarrkkkkk! Gonna wife that girl up someday brahs...



Reps til' I'm out!

[SmartestKid]

No pictures of your girlfriend? Are you out of your fucking mind you piece of shit?

[fawkingjoocy]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[mmyeaagangas]

No pictures of your girlfriend? Are you out of your fucking mind you piece of shit?

you should not be red

[TheAussieRookie]

damn, lucky man, jealous

[Laterade]

who is she, where did you find her

[RoHuPe]

Fuaarrrkkk bet you felt bad handing over that cheap box of chocolates and dying flowers bought at the last minute from a petrol station

[Strizzz]

Fuaarrrkkk bet you felt bad handing over that cheap box of chocolates and dying flowers bought at the last minute from a petrol station

Nah. She got her share of jewelry. **** definitely wasn't cheap, but she certainly outdid me on this one.

[Huyistic]

U wot m8!!!

[XxBlackout]

So you put up with her for 4 years and she got you some khaki pants? I got some bad news brah...

[jzma]

Nice bro, my gf got me a ps3 on my 15th birthday dead fckn srs

[Kuzon]

you should not be red

this. lmao

[Strizzz]

No pictures of your girlfriend? Are you out of your fucking mind you piece of shit?

you should not be red

Had like a 10 page thread a while back with her pics *******s lol.

Obligatory pic:

[Funds]

let me get this straight... Your girl bought you a bike? I would splooge my pants.

Had like a 10 page thread a while back with her pics *******s lol.

Obligatory pic:

mirin her bane mask

[SmartestKid]

[Strizzz]

let me get this straight... Your girl bought you a bike? I would splooge my pants.

mirin her bane mask

Brah these pants are fukkin' ruined!

[Reli25]

Break up with her just to see her reaction now.

[MrColor]

lol jakes on you OP.

Small investment, buy you a motorbike now -> you wife her

eventually you'll get into an accident, chances of dying in motorcycle crash = 95%

She inherits all your money

???????

profit

[thepillager]

awesome gf brah

[BurrowedLurker]

Strong gift.

I hope it doesn't happen but statistics suggest you're gonna get hurt on that thing at some point OP, your GF is gonna feel guilty as heck. At the same time though you aren't living if you don't take risks.

This.

My uncle from my mums side died in a motor cycle accident, step-dad broke a bone, and another friend came home all bloody.

[Strizzz]

Strong gift.

I hope it doesn't happen but statistics suggest you're gonna get hurt on that thing at some point OP, your GF is gonna feel guilty as heck. At the same time though you aren't living if you don't take risks.

Yeah, I'm well aware of the consequences, but living a conservative lifestyle not even once! Even though I have an uncle who's gotten in three different wrecks on 3 of his bikes srs lol.

[Strizzz]

yes falling into her trap 10,000 for the bike a little small investment for when you decide to wife it and she divorces you for dat alimony and take half yo shiit = more than what that bike cost her

lol jakes on you OP.

Small investment, buy you a motorbike now -> you wife her

eventually you'll get into an accident, chances of dying in motorcycle crash = 95%

She inherits all your money

???????

profit

Yeah that's possible, but meh. *Positive Crew*

[BloodFireDeath]

wtfman

congratulations tho, nice ride is that a plume on the helmet?

stay safe, wear gear and go easy


edit: wait a sec bro u don't look 6'1 sitting on the bike

[MetalManuel]

I think i remember of a wife giving her husband an expensive as car a while back here on the misc. Something like that, but **** went down. Stay safe OP.

[Strizzz]

wtfman

congratulations tho, nice ride is that a plume on the helmet?

stay safe, wear gear and go easy

Lol nah. It's a Mohawk helmet.

[BurrowedLurker]

wtfman

congratulations tho, nice ride is that a plume on the helmet?

stay safe, wear gear and go easy


edit: wait a sec bro u don't look 6'1 sitting on the bike

Holy **** you're right, He's 5'9 without shoes at best.

[Strizzz]

wtfman

congratulations tho, nice ride is that a plume on the helmet?

stay safe, wear gear and go easy


edit: wait a sec bro u don't look 6'1 sitting on the bike

Holy **** you're right, He's 5'9 without shoes at best.

Yeah I do look beneath 6'0" lol. Don't know if it's because I'm slouching back in the pic or whut.

[CarlitosBX]

Had like a 10 page thread a while back with her pics *******s lol.

Obligatory pic:

Hnnnggggggg she must have that tight Pu$$y uh brah lol

[Blenkiron]

In for ops girls sisters number

[Reli25]

[QUOTE=MrColor;1048941801]lol jakes on you OP.

Small investment, buy you a motorbike now -> you wife her

eventually you'll get into an accident, chances of dying in motorcycle crash = 95%

She inherits all your money

???????

profit[/QUOTE

Where did you get your retarded 95% stat? lol. I used to ride with a bunch of people before selling my bike and I know of about 20 people that have had an accident at some point and only 1 died and he was going about 85mph in the city and a car pulled out in front of him so it was like hitting a wall.