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    Joke:
    Is dead dog in road. Is dead Latvian in road. What difference?
    Dog have fur keep warm. Also, freedom. And dog try eat poop for pleasure not just survive. So many thing!

    Joke:
    Is Latvian couple have been marry 60 years! But for long times, is no making sex. For 60th wedding anniversary, wife is buy for husband hooker for the have sex! Hooker is arrive at door one fine day and is say to husband, “Hello! I here give you super sex!” Man is say, “Oh! I will have the soup.” Then hooker is say, “What? You have soup? Why you no told this?”

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    What is have four wheels and flies? Is body-disposal truck! Many have suicide this week.

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    Two Latvians are argue over wodka. One say, "For wodka, I give you daughter." Friend is say OK. Deal is struck. But he is surprise! She deformed by malnutrition.

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    Man is have something on his mind. Is hat! And is crust of bread under hat, for to hide from family.
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    Update: I can confirm, this is pure genius
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    Why am I laughing so hard at these. I read them in an accent too.
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    in for pics of said potato
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    Latvian man walk through snow storm to get potato at market for feed family. Get potato but freeze to death. Family sad. Potato wasted.
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    This is genius.
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    Originally Posted by kromie View Post
    Two Latvian look at clouds.
    One see potato. Other see impossible dream.
    Is same cloud.
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    This is my new favorite thing
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    Man trade baby to Juris for bag of potato
    Open bag, is no potato, only more babies
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    latvian nursery rhyme

    one potato, one potao, one potato, no more potato
    soldier eat potato and rape daughter. is end.
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    pretty funny lol.

    just not sure if your a heroic genius or simpleton
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