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[chazzy1864]

KC is going to be very much improved.

On paper at least. They were supposed to be very much improved last season. I really want to see them put it together for once.

[mjw8204]

...dude

Why don't you tell them about the injury report you had to fill out?

[kvk1]

You seriously kick off your workout with Good Mornings?

Who the hell are you?

[adamdavidson47]

Who the hell are you?

Her and Chazz do online secks.

[VoxExMachina]

Who the hell are you?

I've been wondering the same thing.

[DivaJana]

Go read his awful journal.

I did, it's awesome

I think he actually kicks off his workouts with Captains and Coke, but otherwise yes.

LOL

[DivaJana]

Who the hell are you?

ah, hi! according to chuzzle I'm his honey, according to darinaldi I'm a 300 lb guy living in his mom's basement, according to me I'm a 23 years old know it all.

Go with whichever you like

[darinaldi]

Why don't you tell them about the injury report you had to fill out?

Let's not exaggerate here; there was no injury report filled out or anything like that. It was just a minor mishap.

Who the hell are you?

Chazzy's fiancee. If you hadn't deleted your FB account like a wuss, you'd know this already.

[VoxExMachina]

For any of you backpacker / hiker / Doomsday prepper types, this is pretty cool for $20:

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[chazzy1864]

Who the hell are you?

My fiance. Fiancee? One e or two for the female variation?



I haven't lifted drunk in forever. I remember one time I made my intra-workout drink captain and coke. I figured if I were drinking all day prior to the gym and planned to drink after the gym, might as well just keep it up during and not waste my time with water. Dear lord did that suck.

[VoxExMachina]

My fiance. Fiancee?

Is this a serious post?

When did this happen?

[chazzy1864]

Were you and Kvk both on vacation at the same time? Is that what it was? Kvk was in "Turkey"?? Yeah.... it is all becoming clear now.

[darinaldi]

My fiance. Fiancee? One e or two for the female variation?

Fiancé for a man, fiancée for a woman. Though I'm still convinced she's really a dude despite your FB pictures, so fiancé is more appropriate in my book.

[Drekkor]

My fiance. Fiancee? One e or two for the female variation?

I haven't lifted drunk in forever. I remember one time I made my intra-workout drink captain and coke. I figured if I were drinking all day prior to the gym and planned to drink after the gym, might as well just keep it up during and not waste my time with water. Dear lord did that suck.

Not sure if serious... on all accounts of this post above. Your sigother is a bb.com troll? You lift while drunk?

[kvk1]

I'm gone for 5 days and you guys are already buddy-buddy with a fresh join date newcomer?

Is it because she's (supposedly, this is the internet) a young woman? Are you that desperate?

Where is the hell you gave somebody like Frep?

[Drekkor]

Is it because she's (supposedly, this is the internet) a young woman? Are you that desperate?

No... but some mods rolled in here when I was getting my GTFO on and I ended up putting her on ignore rather than eat a banhammer and going mrmrbill on the forum's arse. *edit* Speaking of mods, I hope dom's neg comment is higher quality than his peers, they've thus far shown a complete lack of creativity.

[chazzy1864]

Not sure if serious... on all accounts of this post above. Your sigother is a bb.com troll? You lift while drunk?

I lifted drunk once. I would not recommend.

[kvk1]

ah, hi! according to chuzzle I'm his honey, according to darinaldi I'm a 300 lb guy living in his mom's basement, according to me I'm a 23 years old know it all.

Go with whichever you like

Fine, whatever.

But I need you to answer as many of these questions as you can:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post976871913

Also, you're too cheery.

Stop being so cheery.

[DivaJana]

Also, you're too cheery.

Stop being so cheery.

[theshoupguy]

I lifted drunk once. I would not recommend.

To date, my best deadlift session was after two shots of bourbon.

[kvk1]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/vN0ykTl.gif[img]

Do you go to school?

What do/did you study?

[darinaldi]

To date, my best deadlift session was after two shots of bourbon.

One of my best opera performances ever was after shotgunning four beers between the second and third act.


EDIT: Not something I would normally recommend doing or making a habit of.

[kvk1]

"Opera performance."

[darinaldi]

"Opera performance."

It was a performance.


There was an audience, there was opera playing, there was...






All right, it was actually gay porn.

[kvk1]

It was a performance.


There was an audience, there was opera playing, there was...






All right, it was actually gay porn.

It's 2013 and there is an economic recession.

Ain't no damn shame in whatever pays the bills.

Daddy's gotta feed the kids.

How much is a gallon of milk these days anyway?

[darinaldi]

It's 2013 and there is an economic recession.

Ain't no damn shame in whatever pays the bills.

Daddy's gotta feed the kids.

This was actually how I put myself through grad school.

How much is a gallon of milk these days anyway?

I believe MJW is the expert in that.

[t8rtot]

It's 2013 and there is an economic recession.

Ain't no damn shame in whatever pays the bills.

Daddy's gotta feed the kids.

How much is a gallon of milk these days anyway?

A couple of bucks and 15 minutes of hearing about someones sexual abuse history.

*Edit - Ye Grand Ole Opera'd

[darinaldi]

"I'm just here for a gallon of bukkake."

[=M=]

YES.

I'm trying to spare the thread from my interminable childish enthusiasm about the beginning of the new season.

Because if I get going, I will never STFU about it.

Watching P1 and P2 right now.

Also, 12 Hours of Sebring tomorrow as well!

And IndyCar begins next week too!

Kvk, please feel free to let your childish enthusiasm flow. I, for one, will enjoy talking about something besides NFL, smart phones that no one can live without, etc.

I am also looking forward to the new season, and looking forward to seeing what Lotus can do this year.

[DivaJana]

Do you go to school?

What do/did you study?

I did, studied Physical Education and graduated college 2 years ago. I work as a personal trainer.