Lionel Messi's gf oh lawd GTFIH etc etc. (pics)

[burner1992]

I hate KPB. Could have been a great player for Germany's midfield but he has no self control off the pitch so now hes stuck playing for Ghana and only has 9 caps

he knew his chances to start with ghana were better than for germany so many quality midfielders.

[redbullem]

wait, a top professional athlete, who is internationally known, and is arguably one of, if not the greatest, player in his sport, has a hot GF?

I'm shocked!

Would plow like a midwestern cornfield.

Arguably? Best footballer ever.

[IFART]

Not even all that brahs. He is a manlet but being so famous, can definitely do a lot better. If that limbless south African can get a 10/10, Messi can definitely get a 20/10

[MyAmbitionz]

she be pulling in better than that srs

[jasonjb]

Arguably? Best footballer ever.

too bad he cant do jack chit on the international stage

[juicyraper]

lionel is a pretty alpha name, will name my daughter lionel

[HughMyronbraugh]

Is it homo that I'm mirin Matri and Gomez in addition to their fine bishes? (no homo)

[harharhar]

Good for him.

GOAT deserves a GOAT girlfriend.

[PeenutButtah]

Matri takes the cake for hottest gf imo.

[Mikelawton]

looks like that guy from Owl City's brother, they both look retarded, then again Owl City guy has aspergers

[LaCosaNostra90]

too bad he cant do jack chit on the international stage

Thats because his national team sucks. Barcelona minus Messi is still the best team on earth. Thats why Ronaldo is better

[jodalife]

Messi... he plays povertyball doesnt he?

Yes, makes a poverty $44.68 Million a year out of it too, not counting endorsements.

[Ken-O]

Hottest body definetely goes for Zambrotta's wife:

[slutmagnet]

^

4/10 face. Next.

[jasonjb]

Thats because his national team sucks. Barcelona minus Messi is still the best team on earth. Thats why Ronaldo is better

Aguero, Tevez, Cambiasso, Zanetti, Lavezzi,Higuaín,Lamela,di María, Samuel, Pastore, Costa

[burner1992]

Thats because his national team sucks. Barcelona minus Messi is still the best team on earth. Thats why Ronaldo is better

like deco said in a interview when asked who is better messi or ronaldo he said ronaldo train's harder than any other player to try to be one of the best in the world. Messi just gets the balls and goes what messi has is a god given talent.

[JayGH]

too bad he cant do jack chit on the international stage

u fkn wot m8

last year he scored two int'l hat-tricks against switzerland and brazil, a double against uruguay, and an away goal against germany amongst others.
plus he has an under 20 world cup and an olympic gold medal

[weightgainnow1]

chick has a pretty face but doesnt even break 8/10 to me, da fuk? nice bod but she aint all that ppl relax

[PetWussy]

messi can get any bish he wants lucky guy

[jasonjb]

u fkn wot m8

last year he scored two int'l hat-tricks against switzerland and brazil, a double against uruguay, and an away goal against germany amongst others.
plus he has an under 20 world cup and an olympic gold medal

no one gives a chit about Olympic football

[LaCosaNostra90]

like deco said in a interview when asked who is better messi or ronaldo he said ronaldo train's harder than any other player to try to be one of the best in the world. Messi just gets the balls and goes what messi has is a god given talent.

Messi also gets the ball from the 3rd and 4th best players in the world (Iniesta + Xavi). Ronaldo has to create the play and also finish the play. Khedira, Alonso and Ozil are no where near the skill level of Iniesta or Xavi or even Fabregas.

[slutmagnet]

chick has a pretty face but doesnt even break 8/10 to me, da fuk? nice bod but she aint all that ppl relax

This. Miscers are so sex deprived, anti-social and ugly that they put pussy SO HIGH on the pedestal. Yes she's pretty but she's not some ****ing Egyptian goddess. Here's the reality, in the morning without her makeup she's probably a solid 6.

[burner1992]

khedira and alonso no but ozil and dimaria can give him passes and messi also does this

[JamesBondBrah]

I hate KPB. Could have been a great player for Germany's midfield but he has no self control off the pitch so now hes stuck playing for Ghana and only has 9 caps

Lol just no. He's terrible.

[J_A24]

That's what supreme baller status gets you when you're ugly as ****.

[aesthetique]

OMG that booty
would sniff her fart hard as ****
would let her piss in my mouth (100% dead srs)

[jasonjb]

Lol just no. He's terrible.

hes not that bad. You mad he scored against Barcelona yesterday

[falconXR]

[LethalGunz34]

Hnnnnggggggg

[NattyGains]

Messi > Ronaldo

Messi's gf > Ronaldo's gf

Although Ronaldo does have the aesthetics to pull any sloot that he wants but even then I hate the cocky phucker. Hence why I started liking Barca against Real Madrid, even if Real has Iker Casillas.


Also, go Liverpool.

Doesn't support a team simply because it has a 'cocky phucker' for a player.

Supports Liverpool... which has Suarez.