Sloots gonna sloot stories

[baroninyba]

-Start talking to two 5/10s because desperation set in, bar was closing
-With my 3 buddies
-I end up calling it off last minute because 1 of the sluts had a guy that was following her around and creeping me out
-My 3 buddies proceed and go back to my 1 brahs house and creepy guy also comes passes out on couch
-one buddy ****s girl in his bed other buddy ****s other girl on couch with creepy guy no more than 1 foot away
-I hear in the morning creepy guy was the girl that my buddy ****ed on couches HUSBAND sleeping inches away....I told my buddy creepy guy probaly got off on someone ****ing his wife and was pretending to be a sleep lol but SLOOTS GONNA SLOOT
-my buddy raw dogged too
-sluts passed out and left with creepy guy in morning

Story is 100% srs my 3rd friend was there and confirmed it was her husband my buddy knew it was her husband too when he was doing the deed

and yes my buddy is a slime ball

[dabawse]

Can anyone here explain how women have such poor loyalty? This very fact is the reason I won't get married. I know fat2fit will chime in some good info.

Because people WK them and society raised them with a can-do-no-wrong attitude. Never content, always looking for the next best thing.

[Rebamomma135165]

wow.. i never knew women were such sluts..... am losing hope in women.. they are all ****ing whores

Yep, if you see the world through "Misc" eyes you might actually believe all women are ****ing whores. I advise you to NOT see the world this way but in fairness to the Misc Id say a quiet majority on here don't buy that crap.

[Themios]

God often removes someone from your life for a reason. Think before you chase after them


^^^ this is a sloot's ******** status who has cheated many times in the past. she got 23 likes

[Stryfe14]

Time for moarrrr...

- Bish from abroad used to date my roomate in US
- Roomate moves home
- They break up
- She's coming back to US to visit about a year later
- Occasionally chat to her on ******** despite never meeting her
- Other roomate is chatting to her also
- She says shes going to stay with us for a few days when over
- We have people stay with us all the time, so think nothing of it "yeah sure we got like 6 beds"
- I don't talk to her much
- Roomate is on to her non-stop. Defo lining up the smash.
- She arrives while I'm at work at the gym. Walk home pumped after lifting topless... walk into living room and she's there watching tv
- Can tell she's mirin but decide it would be silly to try anything
- Go to sleep
- Next day big group going out for a bday party
- All getting yucky
- She's all over me from the off
- Whispers in my ear "I wish I could have stayed in yours last night"
- I'm like "You can stay there tonight sure"
- "Ok, lets go"
- Out the door, cab, fingering her and getting a hj in the cab
- Home, smashing, mates all arrive home and watch through the window
- Roomate who had been lining her up shouts "For Fukk sake!' and storms off to his room
- Smash again next morning and next night then she leaves
- Roomate spends all day looking after the party looking after her because she's hungover while I lol and drink in the sun

Phuckin lold.

Here's another one of mine

-First week or two of classes during the fall semester
-Confidence is through the ****in roof due to maximum success with girls over the first weekend (laid x 3, almost laid x2)
-Scope out a girl in one of my lectures, looks decent. Only get a side profile, estimate 7/10.
-Sit down, spit a little game, ask if she has a phone.
-She said she doesnt have a phone and that she has a BF
-Im like okay and stop talking to her
-5 min later she slips me a piece of paper with her # on it lolwut
-Get a look at her face, blegh, downgrade to 5/10. decide I wont persue her
-Talk to her now and then anyway
-Couple months later. Bored as fuark. Hit her up and invite myself over to her apt
-Head over to her place. Smash. immediately fall asleep. No cuddling, woke up with condom still on dik
-Shes getting dressed for class, tells me Im welcome to her kitchen
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-Go into her kitchen, her other 2 roommates are there
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-Theyre both bert staring me, figure its cus I just violated a girl in a relationship and im now helping myself to their amenities
-One girl tells me to stop looking freaked out. Girl I smashed has guys over a lot who arent her BF
-BF is heavily involved in student government and never has time to hangout
-Tells me she keeps him around because his dad is rich and will connect him with a good job
-Finish a bowl of cereal and gtfo of that sloot lair

[bchap05]

-Went to get haircut stylist asks if I'm married. Same chick cuts my hair and knows I was. Well I got divorced in between haircuts.
-Say not anymore, so she says I'm going out you should come
-Go out asks me if I want 3 some with her and friend.
-Friend bails smash sylist.
-She squirts non stop when drunk
-Craziest **** I've seen
- Don't see each other for a few months
- Run into at bar. Go to her house smash
-No squirt this time claims dehydrated
- Barely talk to again

[Krazshni]

my frownies r over nine thousand @artDDP, EnforcerOTF, baroninyba, & Stryfe14's stories, haha.

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[Maiar]

-Be at a party
-Start making small talk with some girl
-She says she has to go, says bye
-I say bye
-She pulls me in to makeout
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-Middle of the dance floor ass grab move
-She tells me she can't have sex with me
-Disregard, tell her to come up to my room with me
-She agrees
-Walking up to my room, halfway up she asks me what her name is
-wat.jpg I blank
-Ask her what my name is, she doesnt know either
-We call it even and continue going to my room
-Lock the door, start making out. Take her shirt off, she tells me to start sucking on her tits
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-Gives me head, start to unbutton her pants
-She stops me, tells me she has plans to meet up with her bf later that night and he'd be able to tell
-Explain to her that he won't be able to tell, and she's already gone this far so just go all the way (im an enabler)
-Smash her
-Bust in her mouth (because she said it would be less suspicious that way)


Fkiin sloots I swear. Funny thing is, this was the first girl I hooked up with after breaking up with my ex after a year and a half because I felt like her behavior was getting too shady amongst a few other reasons.

you're at a party but you asked her to come up to your room?

pls explain

[FS2]

I've got many stories if this thread is still active. I'll sub and write one here and there.

[FS2]

Let's call this girl Jessica and it involves myself as well. So me and Jessica are in the club and she says she's staying at a friends across town and asked if I could walk her to the place [20 minute walk] to which I said sure. We're walking to this place and arrive and she doesn't have his number on her phone, there's nobody in and it's freaking freezing. So after being stood outside this house for about 10 minutes I started cuddling Jessica to keep warm and she was getting turned on by this. She puts her hands into my trousers and I'm like aww yeah then I pull her closer trying to insert the P into the V standing up. She agrees not here and takes me down some side dirt road of this house and she takes off her underwear and sits on a wall which is perfect height for sex. So it's pitch black and I'm pumping away into her and she's moaning like f*ck because there's a thorn bush behind her and I'm just laughing as I'm drunk.

I get a phone call and stop to see who it was, it was my friend asking where I was. I told him about the girl and the situation and we walked back across town to meet him to find a way into this house for this girl. It works out that we end up at this house where we managed to break into this house through the cellar despite nobody being here. We go up to this kids bedroom and I'm lay in this King size bed with her whilst my friend is on the PC messing around. I was fingering her and she grabs my hand and takes me into the dads bedroom next door. Does a little strip tease and reveals her cute lil pussy for me and I'm going H.A.M on her until I bust a nut. I pull out and spray a ton of jizz all over this guys bed. After that I grabbed my friend and we walked home and I now know this girl has slept with 100+ guys and is incredibly cute but I got in there before her slooter stage it seems. She even had a porn video of her getting eaten out by one of her x's.

[SELCOUTH]

Damn

[LashGordon]

Moar! There are loads of miscers who aren't FA virgins; I know they've got sloot stories.

[Stryfe14]

you're at a party but you asked her to come up to your room?

pls explain

Fraternity party at our house and I live in house.

[lushlife416]

from a few weeks ago

- go clubbing after a long night of bar hopping with a few brahs
- talk/dance with a solid 6.5/10 face wise but had a 9/10 body. dat ass/teddies was unreal/firm as fawk for about 10-20 minutes
- she says shes staying at the hilton 5 minutes away
- i say why are we wasting time...
- her guy and girl friend come as well
- she immediately lies to them that we have previously met a gym before and its fate that we randomly met
- we drink a bit in the room, but her friends wont fawking leave
- she lies again and says she lost her cigarettes and is gonna go get a new pack but wants me to come
- we end up smashing in the stairwell of the hotel
- oral baby batter deposit, salute approved

[EliteJV]

Ex wife said we were growing apart.

Ended up her legs were going apart.

Live and learn. Marriage is stupid and sloots gunna sloot.

ex-wife.... Age:22

you dun goofed brah.

[EliteJV]

-approach sloot at local bar in the city
-fake t*ts, covered in tattos, hot as phuck
-tells me she is 32 (believed it because she looked young, fit body etc.)
-take her back to my place. smash.
-next morning she tells me she's actually 42. been married for 22 years. has 2 kids (15year and 8 year old son)
-had to get up early because she had to take her kids to soccer practice at 8am

WOT?!

She's been married longer than I've been alive. I am closer to her son's age than her age. She is closer to my parent's age than my age.

SLOOTS GONNA SLOOT.

[Wantaripbod]

I know this is the millionth thread about this, but dammit, this **** is fun to talk about!

Stories like this:


Let it out boys, tell your sloots gonna sloot stories

Ive had sloots at my school reject me because i am blond....no joke.

then 1 month later see the same exact girl going out with blonde dude.

[TooBigForPants]

Female friend of one of my friends got married a couple of years ago (late 20's). She told her husband when they first met that she's a Christian and that she didn't want to have sex with him until they were married. What she didn't tell him was that before she became a Christian she was a massive sloot that would fuk/blow random guys in bathrooms at bars, get trains ran on her, fuk several different random guys a week, etc. Oh, and she also has genital herpes, which she didn't tell her husband about either. Husband is completely oblivious to all of this and has no idea about his wife's slooting past.

[deepintexas91]

So this cute chick who always hangs out with our group but never hooks (I know you guys will call BS, but trust me, I've never even seen her dance with a guy) up with guys, finally lets me clapdemcheeks and bust on her face after we hit it off

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Not that great of a story but idgaf

[SuperShamou]

need some background info for mine.
-be 16-17 & used to party with older cousin (he could buy beer & liquor)
-older cousin had a gf younger than me, & just got back from getting an abortion (well not right after, but had one a few months prior)
-cousin is a legit sex fiend. repeatedly wants to tag team his GF with one of his buddies.
-they end up tag teaming in party, everyone unaware. (think drunken teenagers errywhere no one gave a chit)
- this wets appetite of sloot GF, for cawk. but turned off cousin, she wanted to get gangbanged, but he didn't want her phucking anyone else.

-bish be flirty with erryone all da time.
-does sneaky BJ to one of my best buddies when he passed out (he did wake), phucks him later.
-asks me to bring her home to "change" one day at school cause i had a car. was unaware of subtile hints of sexytime told her no i has test (i really did)
-she gets ride home with my ugly friend i kept around to make me seem less ugly (i know you're reading kylie, cheeky kunt, answer your phone) he gets BJ.
- unaware of anyone else she screwed but probably more.

also dont feel bad about cousin, he was cheating with some scrawny sloot.

[LashGordon]

I'm going to Cancun next month... let's keep this thread going so I can unload all my sloot stories from that.

[PervedOut]

Preface: had 2 good bros, both dating sisters (older bro dating older sister and likewise with the younger ones)

-Older bro is driving younger bro out of state for college, and the sisters are coming along
-Older bro and younger sister are waiting in car while older sister "uses the restroom" and young bro is finishing loading things into his carry-on bag
-"using the restroom" = older sister accosting younger bro in younger sister's room and begging to suck him off
-He obliges
-She takes him deep (hungbrah no homo) and they are moaning in unison
-She swallows, licks her lips
-She goes to car, kisses Older brah (who is engaged to her)
-They leave for his college and no one ever found out

[LashGordon]

Preface: had 2 good bros, both dating sisters (older bro dating older sister and likewise with the younger ones)

-Older bro is driving younger bro out of state for college, and the sisters are coming along
-Older bro and younger sister are waiting in car while older sister "uses the restroom" and young bro is finishing loading things into his carry-on bag
-"using the restroom" = older sister accosting younger bro in younger sister's room and begging to suck him off
-He obliges
-She takes him deep (hungbrah no homo) and they are moaning in unison
-She swallows, licks her lips
-She goes to car, kisses Older brah (who is engaged to her)
-They leave for his college and no one ever found out

Lol. Sloots gon sloot.

Brothers gon brother.

[JJRC]

place where i used to work

. see woman that i've spoken to a few times (she visits the pub every now and again, lives across the road from it)
. after work she approaches me and tells me that i should come over to her house and drink some wine with her and friend
. i say no (was being a beta ******* and didn't think i could handle a 36 year old woman)
. she tells me to stop being boring. i accept the offer. go to her house, drink a bit, her friend leaves
. drink some more, start making out with her (she tells me to **** her brains out)
. take it upstairs to her room, finger **** the **** out of her (dat g spot) her legs shake uncontrollably, she says "you've done that before haven't you, you dirty motherfawka"
. she gives me a 2/10 BJ, yet it's enough to get me hard
. fawk the chit out of her for like 2 hours, dat chit feels great after not having sex in over a year, didn't even cum (worst part of it) even though she told me to cum in her vag
. she falls asleep next to me, i go downstairs and sleep on the couch
. next morning her 15 year old daughter (and her friend) unexpectedly arrive at the house, i'm sitting their in only boxers, awkward as phuck, daughters friend asks me if i "enjoyed" it

woman is a strong 5/10 but i was desperate

anyway sloots gonna sloot

[LashGordon]

place where i used to work

. see woman that i've spoken to a few times (she visits the pub every now and again, lives across the road from it)
. after work she approaches me and tells me that i should come over to her house and drink some wine with her and friend
. i say no (was being a beta ******* and didn't think i could handle a 36 year old woman)
. she tells me to stop being boring. i accept the offer. go to her house, drink a bit, her friend leaves
. drink some more, start making out with her (she tells me to **** her brains out)
. take it upstairs to her room, finger **** the **** out of her (dat g spot) her legs shake uncontrollably, she says "you've done that before haven't you, you dirty motherfawka"
. she gives me a 2/10 BJ, yet it's enough to get me hard
. fawk the chit out of her for like 2 hours, dat chit feels great after not having sex in over a year, didn't even cum (worst part of it) even though she told me to cum in her vag
. she falls asleep next to me, i go downstairs and sleep on the couch
. next morning her 15 year old daughter (and her friend) unexpectedly arrive at the house, i'm sitting their in only boxers, awkward as phuck, daughters friend asks me if i "enjoyed" it

woman is a strong 5/10 but i was desperate

anyway sloots gonna sloot

Was hoping for a better finish after reading that. (no ****)

[FS2]

Moar! There are loads of miscers who aren't FA virgins; I know they've got sloot stories.

Writing up a new slooter story now for you Lash.

[FS2]

Here's a new slooter story for you all involving myself and three of my good friends and a random girl who will be called Jessica to conceal identity.

It's been a long weekend with our friends out getting yucky after two nights out on the alcohol and its near closing time and we can't find any girls to smash. So we're walking back to my place which was located in the city center and this guy we saw from the pre-drinks was trying to gain access to my place, so we let him in. Just as he's about to come in and see's we don't have a girl so he grabs this girl whose holding hands with this guy down the street and carries her upstairs to our flat.

Now this girl is in our flat and isn't even bothered that we just drunkly watch our friend kidnapp a girl. We've got her boyfriend ringing the flat saying he's going to kill us and all this crap. After about 30 minutes she says he's a dick and proceeds to stay and drink with us. We're hoping for a little play and we got it. Now after about an hour people start to fall asleep as they're tired as **** and its about 4am then my friend texts me saying leave the room. I leave the room and turn off the light and what do I see? her giving my friend a blowjob. I come back over get behind her and start fingering her vajay and she's loving it. She turns around after 5 minutes and says I didn't see you there an we go into the bedroom.

Now in the bedroom my mate is banging her and I'm getting my dink sucked by her and I'm like what is this epic sh*t as she was just with her boyfriend. After about 20 minutes of switching, I go to get a drink and my other friend wakes up and wants in so he's having some fun but locks me and my friend out of the room. Now we have to climb through the kitchen window across a tiny window ledge to my room. There is my friend who was asleep kissing this girl who has just sucked two dicks haha! We end up telling him and he's like DEFAWK and she then goes and sucks his dink to make up for lost time.

I end up falling asleep after smashing her then my friend goes for an hour, I wake up after 3 hours and my other friend gets his dinked sucked and I decide to go for it. I'm smashing her in her vajay whilst high fiving my friend and doing the American psycho pose.

In total this girl slept with 4 guys whilst her boyfriend was outside. She left and I've never seen her since but I did add her on FB where she broke up with boyfriend.

Shame

[Strongbow]

-In Thailand and pickup a sloot from the U.K. (She was 29 I was 23 at the time).
-Heading back to my hotel and sloot tells me she has a long term boyfriend back home (IDGAF)
-Sloot says it's not cheating if she doesn't do anything too me.
-I ask her wtf that means
-She says she can't fck me but I can fck her (No head, she won't go on top). I lol.
-Smash her in my hotel room, was an awesome sloot in bed
-I tried to get her to S my D and ride me but she held true to her word.....

[LashGordon]

I love this thread.

It's something that should disgust the MISC because everyone is so hung up on girls being virgins and angels and chit, but I love this chit.

Next!!!

- In some 2am bar in Chicago, pulling sloots, dancing, drinking, the usual
- Actually couldn't sort a shag before leaving
- Got to 5am bar next door with 2 English lads I knew
- They're being ****ing wet blankets cause they're rubbish with sloots
- Randomly say "we're going hurry up"
- I'm like "What the fuk? Gimme a chance to sign my tab out..."
- Stood at the bar shout to the barman, "Yes mate! Can I sign out?"
- 8/10 Sloot (6.5 in morning without makeup) turns round and goes "OH MY GAAAAD, are you Irish?"
- I thought nothing of it cause his is a usual thing "Aye..."
- Two English lads shout from the door "Hurry up! We wanna go"
- She turns round and shouts "He's staying at mine, just go"
- I just nodded in approval at the sloot and said "I already signed out. Let's go to yours then."
- Got to her's and smash in her roommates bed (she was away for the weekend)
- Woke up next morning
- Didn't even think about why we smashed in her mates room
- Went to the bathroom naked and her other roommate is just like "Ohhh! Ehh hi?" looking really confused as to room I just came out of
- Taking a piss I hear 'What are you doing fukking in ******'s room?"
- "I don't want ******** (boyfriend I assume) finding condoms or his clothes in mine"

lol sloots gon sloot

[JJRC]

I love this thread.

It's something that should disgust the MISC because everyone is so hung up on girls being virgins and angels and chit, but I love this chit.

Next!!!

- In some 2am bar in Chicago, pulling sloots, dancing, drinking, the usual
- Actually couldn't sort a shag before leaving
- Got to 5am bar next door with 2 English lads I knew
- They're being ****ing wet blankets cause they're rubbish with sloots
- Randomly say "we're going hurry up"
- I'm like "What the fuk? Gimme a chance to sign my tab out..."
- Stood at the bar shout to the barman, "Yes mate! Can I sign out?"
- 8/10 Sloot (6.5 in morning without makeup) turns round and goes "OH MY GAAAAD, are you Irish?"
- I thought nothing of it cause his is a usual thing "Aye..."
- Two English lads shout from the door "Hurry up! We wanna go"
- She turns round and shouts "He's staying at mine, just go"
- I just nodded in approval at the sloot and said "I already signed out. Let's go to yours then."
- Got to her's and smash in her roommates bed (she was away for the weekend)
- Woke up next morning
- Didn't even think about why we smashed in her mates room
- Went to the bathroom naked and her other roommate is just like "Ohhh! Ehh hi?" looking really confused as to room I just came out of
- Taking a piss I hear 'What are you doing fukking in ******'s room?"
- "I don't want ******** (boyfriend I assume) finding condoms or his clothes in mine"

lol sloots gon sloot

every sloot story makes me realise exactly why it would be stupid to get married.