RANT: The Clone Wars

[ThickAsABrick]

Every morning on my way to work, I pass an ancient beat-up white Dodge pick-up. It has a bumper sticker which reads "I love my [picture of a cat]" which initially seems a little incongruous, as you might not expect the driver of such a vehicle to be gushing about his or her (but almost certainly his) pet.

But, on the tailgate there's a giant decal reading "PUSSY MAGNET." Also, to make sure that you didn't miss the point, there's another decal with a silhouette of a naked woman. I love this guy.

Adnams Donaldson lives in your apt complex?

Tough break, naldo!

[mjw8204]

Me and TAAB and Darinali should start playing a vidja game together so we can talk about it in the Rant.

[darinaldi]

Adnams Donaldson lives in your apt complex?

Tough break, naldo!

LOL. Fortunately, the Magnet lives about a mile north of me. I wonder if he's the same guy I saw surfing escorts on his phone on the bus a few months ago....

[darinaldi]

Me and TAAB and Darinali should start playing a vidja game together so we can talk about it in the Rant.

There's only one video game TAAB would ever deign to play.

[Turco]

You starting a landscaping business or something?

no. a manscaping business

[mjw8204]

There's only one video game TAAB would ever deign to play.


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TAAB would collect all the hops and leave us to become Natty Light vendors.

[adamdavidson47]

Adnams Donaldson lives in your apt complex?

Tough break, naldo!

My bumper sticker says "It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine."

[darinaldi]

My bumper sticker says "It's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine."

What's sad is I don't think you're joking.

[Hishiad]

Me and TAAB and Darinali should start playing a vidja game together so we can talk about it in the Rant.

How does one play "fling gravel at windows" online?

[adamdavidson47]

What's sad is I don't think you're joking.

I don't joke.

[Hishiad]

no. a manscaping business

Purpose of truck? Do you need 4x4? MPG matter? Diesel or Gas? Reg cab or quad/ext/crew? New or used?

[mjw8204]

Purpose of truck? Do you need 4x4? MPG matter? Diesel or Gas? Reg cab or quad/ext/crew? New or used?

I choose my trucks based on who has the deepest, most gravelly voice in the commercials.

[ThickAsABrick]

I choose my trucks based on who has the deepest, most gravelly voice in the commercials.

Sam Elliot would get my manscaping business any day of the week.

[mjw8204]

Sam Elliot would get my manscaping business any day of the week.

That is why I own 11 Dodge Rams.

[Hishiad]

That is why I own 11 Dodge Rams.

One for each day of the week.

[ThickAsABrick]

That is why I own 11 Dodge Rams.

And a Coors brewery.

[mjw8204]

And a Coors brewery.

I'm an original, and that's something I refuuuuse to change.

[ThickAsABrick]

I'm an original, and that's something I refuuuuse to change.

The Banquet manscaper.

[Farley1324]

Yep, and the more he's discussed, the more we're incubating the next little murderer.

I agree.

One little thing I've been doing for years...I don't use any of their names.

Ever.

For any reason.

[mjw8204]

The Banquet manscaper.

With only the best high country curlies.

[therorschach]

I agree.

One little thing I've been doing for years...I don't use any of their names.

Ever.

For any reason.

Yes, not using any of their names will certainly decrease or prevent future massacres.

[Farley1324]

any truck owners here? Dodge or Ford?


cliffs: Toyota and GM are not in the running.

Gasoline: Ford

Diesel: Dodge

[adamdavidson47]

Roger Clemens is writing a book. I think the title is "Party at Canseco's"

[ThickAsABrick]

With only the best high country curlies.

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Turdco, in Tejas. And even if he's a manscaper - and Turdco was most certainly that.

[darinaldi]

"The few times that I had met her and her manager/agent they were extremely nice."
-Roger Clemens on Mindy McCready

[ThickAsABrick]

Yes, not using any of their names will certainly decrease or prevent future massacres.

lol

[adamdavidson47]

"The few times that I had met her and her manager/agent they were extremely nice."
-Roger Clemens on Mindy McCready

I think he was on her more than once.

[darinaldi]

"The few times that I had met her and her manager/agent they were extremely nice."
-Roger Clemens on Mindy McCready

Roger Clemens: class act since 1984.

[adamdavidson47]

Hay Guise, I do supersetting to get shredded. Fuk ya guise.

[adamdavidson47]

Roger Clemens: class act since 1984.

Roger Clemens: Fooling MLB with Whizzinators since 1996.