RANT: The Clone Wars

[chazzy1864]

Then you can ban him for having multiple user profiles.

That's a Power Move.

haha that would be such a hilariously awesome dick move.

[kvk1]

Do you guys lunch together?

Do you brown bag it or hit up Chotchkie's for some shrimp poppers?

Do you gossip about us over lunch?

Who is funnier in real life; who packs the most lulzpunch in the 3-5 minute watercooler interactions?

[VoxExMachina]

I keep seeing photos of various military personnel sporting beards. When I served, no beards were allowed since it interfered with proper sealing of a gas mask (except for a very few special forces types). Are beards somehow now regulation?

[kvk1]

Obviously you never served with Ambrose Burnside.

[mjw8204]

Do you brown bag it

If you've ever seen Darinaldi's face you would already know the answer to that question.

[chazzy1864]

I keep seeing photos of various military personnel sporting beards. When I served, no beards were allowed since it interfered with proper sealing of a gas mask (except for a very few special forces types). Are beards somehow now regulation?

Beards are not in regulation.

Some special forces units/members can get away with it.

Sure you're not seeing civilian contractors?

[kvk1]

If you've ever seen Darinaldi's face you would already know the answer to that question.

I have seen darinaldi's face.

Lovely chap, with a lovely mug.

Timeless/classic boyish look.

[VoxExMachina]

If you've ever seen Darinaldi's face you would already know the answer to that question.

Seriously, someone needs to chop this onto his AVI.

[mjw8204]

I have seen darinaldi's face.

Lovely chap, with a lovely mug.

Timeless/classic boyish look.

You should see him in a cardigan.

[darinaldi]

If you've ever seen Darinaldi's face you would already know the answer to that question.

You should see him in a cardigan.

[mjw8204]

I'm pretty sure Kvk was being sincere.


And I fancy myself something of a Kvk expert.

[kvk1]

i was being sincere

also, don't ask me how, but I came across this post while searching for something else:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post476835891

lol...what

[mjw8204]

i was being sincere

also, don't ask me how, but I came across this post while searching for something else:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post476835891

lol...what

LMAO. Wow. That was us?

[kvk1]

LMAO. Wow. That was us?

i know

the day after my 21st birthday:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post476262841

you always had unwavering trust me in mjw. i appreciate that.

[darinaldi]

i was being sincere

also, don't ask me how, but I came across this post while searching for something else:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post476835891

lol...what

LMAO. I did not remember that conversation.

[chazzy1864]

i was being sincere

also, don't ask me how, but I came across this post while searching for something else:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post476835891

lol...what

LTFOL @ "Excuse me. No, not you guys in my ass. The second dick in my vagina. Yes, you. Is that only one testicle I'm feeling?"


+ excellent post string in general.

[kvk1]

There's definitely an overt and palpable tone of vulgarity in the Rants of yesteryears.

I don't know if we all collectively matured away from the toilet humor.

Or if we actually refined it into something so sophisticated and subtle that you can't even tell it's toilet humor anymore.

[Hishiad]

Ctl-Alt-Del

Fixed.

So...is it awkward not knowing how to computer?

[Hishiad]

I keep seeing photos of various military personnel sporting beards. When I served, no beards were allowed since it interfered with proper sealing of a gas mask (except for a very few special forces types). Are beards somehow now regulation?

You also didn't have photos when you served so how can we fact check this claim?

[Farley1324]

Beards are not in regulation.

Some special forces units/members can get away with it.

Sure you're not seeing civilian contractors?

I think this explains most of the pictures people see.

The pictures of SEALs especially seem to often have beards/facial hair, such as the well known one with Marcus and his group

[chazzy1864]

I think this explains most of the pictures people see.

The pictures of SEALs especially seem to often have beards/facial hair, such as the well known one with Marcus and his group

Much of the mainstream army officers despise the SF guys for that stuff. There were even articles in the Army Times while I was in afghanistan about that. Officers pissed off that the SF guys weren't staying within regs, etc.

But hell, even amongst the SF guys, some stay in uniform and regs, while others don't wear a uniform a single day they're in theater. My unit hung out with the latter more, but really all of the SF guys were cool to hang out with. SF on the whole is far more enjoyable to hang out with than regular army on the whole.


edit: My unit in Afghanistan wore civilians and most all of them had beards (I couldn't grow one ). Many guys on base that i dealt with swore I was SF. For the longest time, the guys at the supply yard thought I was a contractor (they only saw me in civilians and I left my weapons at the office). Then my commander started enforcing the rule that we - as military - had to have our weapon on us at all times. So then I'm walking around with aeropostale shirts and jeans on and a pistol on my side. THe guys I dealt with were like WTF?? You're military? Damn you're SF aren't huh??

[adamdavidson47]

So...is it awkward not knowing how to computer?

Your posts infuriate me. I genuinely think you might be slightly retarded.

[kvk1]

We've been keeping them at war in god forsaken places for over a f'ing decade.

Let them wear their beards however they freaking want.

I say.

[therorschach]

Sgt. Patrick! Your mustache hairs is in violations, growing beyond the corner of your mouth! I hear Godfather his self say, you look like a bum! Police that mustache! Y'all startin' to look like Elvises!

[GeneralSerpant]

Your posts infuriate me. I genuinely think you might be slightly retarded.

Everyone knows that Control Alt Delete is useless on Windows 7.

[Hishiad]

Your posts infuriate me. I genuinely think you might be slightly retarded.

Open a spreadsheet and hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete and report back.


I wish you'd Alt+F4 before you posted.

[therorschach]

If you do the CTRL plus SHIFT plus ESCAPE, then you get the task manager, ready for all of your task managing needs. Thank you.

[darinaldi]

Your posts infuriate me. I genuinely think you might be slightly retarded.

Your posts remind me every day that:

"Now I am become Frep, the destroyer of Rants." ~adamdavison47

[PowderMonkey]

Shrove Tuesday is the day preceding Ash Wednesday, which marks the beginning of Lent. Shrove Tuesday is oftenknown as Fat Tuesday. The French for Fat Tuesday is Mardi Gras.

Hope this helps.


EDIT: Beaten by Ctrainer. God damn slow-ass old work computer FTL.

Actually, mardi gras is French for mad Tuesday. Fat Tuesday would be mardi gros.

Fat Tuesday is just cos everyone eats like an SOB before having to make do without whatever it is they have to make do without for lent.

[chazzy1864]

If you do the CTRL plus SHIFT plus ESCAPE, then you get the task manager, ready for all of your task managing needs. Thank you.

I do that quite often. Especially with flash player plugin always crashing. The minute my browser freezes, I open task manager and force close the plugin. Speeds up the crash.