Girls' BODY ODOR: Describe your worst experiences (srs thread)

[maynardjames]

What have been your worst experiences when it comes to non-hygiene....Heard lot's of stories on the Misc. where there was a yeast infection or two to blame for vaginal odor but what about BO?
Faint of heart should probably leave right here!

[WizBrah]

bishes who don't wash they're hair and walk around with some fruity ass spray in their hair that stinks up the general area. fuk really tangles my jangles

[Rustlemyleaves]

Obese lady that works at my work absolutely fuking reaks of Kfc after she binges out on a family bucket, im near gagging when im anywhere within 25 metres of her srs. Possibly could be a yeast infection or some ungodly bacteria build up under one of her 7 rolls of fat

[EatnCleans]

smellin like a mexican food restaurant down der

[pitbull707]

vaj like a can of tuna that sat opened in death valley for a year straight (srs) unfortunately

[Isildur123]

bad breath

[JeffyDOS]

I used to work with a black woman who was overweight and sweat profusely throughout the day. Chit was fukin groce.

[maynardjames]

Obese lady that works at my work absolutely fuking reaks of Kfc after she binges out on a family bucket, im near gagging when im anywhere within 25 metres of her srs. Possibly could be a yeast infection or some ungodly bacteria build up under one of her 7 rolls of fat

Impress her with your muscles brah and inspire her to go to the gym.....No more smelly fatty rolls...Ewwww

[maynardjames]

bad breath

like how bad?

[P47RICK]

is there anything worse than a smelly fat woman? i mean just a putrid smell that makes you gag

[igohard90]

Had to stop having secks with a female because the smell was so unbearable. Her anus was like gaped and the smell was indescribable. a mixture of excrement, skunk ass, yeast, and congealed semen.

[maynardjames]

bishes who don't wash they're hair and walk around with some fruity ass spray in their hair that stinks up the general area. fuk really tangles my jangles

Smelled that and it's awful..... arrrghhhh

[Rustlemyleaves]

Impress her with your muscles brah and inspire her to go to the gym.....No more smelly fatty rolls...Ewwww

haha ive already tried, to no avail, stubborn ignorant fatties gonna be stubborn ignorant fatties

[maynardjames]

Had to stop having secks with a female because the smell was so unbearable. Her anus was like gaped and the smell was indescribable. a mixture of excrement, skunk ass, yeast, and congealed semen.

Were you going the Anooos route brah ? Or was it the vag sex in the doggy position?

[miromoet]

was at the strip club the other day some ratchet sat on my lap as i watched LA v.s LA and she smelled like wet dirty socks and dill pickles, I almost yacked up my gingerale for real

[Tune5k]

One time I brought a girl back from a party in college and the apartments we lived in threw parties every weekend and we knew most of the neighbors...anyways I was making out with her at one apartment I met her at and brought her into my room so I was about to smash. I start fingering her and get a quick whiff of my finger and it smelled worse than sht...like a dead body that had been shtted on and then made dead even more if that was possible. I didn't even go down on this stupid bish so I tell her to get the phuck out of my house and kick her ass out. almost the way it happened in dumb and dumber when the cop drank the pee starts choking and says get the hell out of here. then, I run to the bathroom and puke everywhere except inside the toilet. phucking bish....anyways if you get some good clean puss nothing like eating out for dinner nomnomnomnomsayin?


me @ 1:32 dead phucking srs

[TheSentinel99]

i was eatin da pussy one time and my tongue went the wrong direction

never again

brb was winter and she didn't shower for 5 days
brb my willy went soft after that
brb never saw her the same way

[DatBlackie]

fish fingers. groce

[miromoet]

bad breath

that too, its usually the chicks with braces but theyre good for nothing anyways nom sayin

[iliketodoit]

i view you guys as lucky

if i even so much as caught a whiff of these rotten scents my dick would still get hard. (no fa)

i was eatin da pussy one time and my tongue went the wrong direction

never again

brb was winter and she didn't shower for 5 days
brb my willy went soft after that
brb never saw her the same way

not sure if would sex with this being known

[Topmann]

I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

[richard noggin]

Met a girl at the club brought her back to the crib get hot and heavy and she starts slobbing my dong. I flip her over and rip her pants off and go to eat her out and she has a massive bush. I mean like this bish has never shaved before ever. And it smelt like phuckin cheese. Even black out drunk I kicked the bish out. Still have a fear of finding an Afro down there.

[maynardjames]

was at the strip club the other day some ratchet sat on my lap as i watched LA v.s LA and she smelled like wet dirty socks and dill pickles, I almost yacked up my gingerale for real

It was a commercial setting where she reaked....Imagine living everyday with her (barring the fact that she's a strippa)

[BurtStarington]

Met a girl at the club brought her back to the crib get hot and heavy and she starts slobbing my dong. I flip her over and rip her pants off and go to eat her out and she has a massive bush. I mean like this bish has never shaved before ever. And it smelt like phuckin cheese. Even black out drunk I kicked the bish out. Still have a fear of finding an Afro down there.

for some reason i lold hardd

[maynardjames]

i view you guys as lucky

if i even so much as caught a whiff of these rotten scents my dick would still get hard. (no fa)



not sure if would sex with this being known

Strong post lol

[Torarox]

Girl I briefly went out with had the worst smelling breath ever. Every time we would make out I thought I was being gassed to death or some sh-t. When she broke things off with me I was actually relieved.

[maynardjames]

One time I brought a girl back from a party in college and the apartments we lived in threw parties every weekend and we knew most of the neighbors...anyways I was making out with her at one apartment I met her at and brought her into my room so I was about to smash. I start fingering her and get a quick whiff of my finger and it smelled worse than sht...like a dead body that had been shtted on and then made dead even more if that was possible. I didn't even go down on this stupid bish so I tell her to get the phuck out of my house and kick her ass out. almost the way it happened in dumb and dumber when the cop drank the pee starts choking and says get the hell out of here. then, I run to the bathroom and puke everywhere except inside the toilet. phucking bish....anyways if you get some good clean puss nothing like eating out for dinner nomnomnomnomsayin?


me @ 1:32 dead phucking srs

Lol...Did you tell her as to why you kicked her out? Might be helpful to the next brah, Nomsayin!

[maynardjames]

Girl I briefly went out with had the worst smelling breath ever. Every time we would make out I thought I was being gassed to death or some sh-t. When she broke things off with me I was actually relieved.

Hory shiet! Did you ever bring it up to her?

[aceroa]

Started making out with this sloot from a club and instantly felt like puking when I got a taste of her putrid breath. It was fuking horrible I swear, but she was hot 7.5/10 at least, so I told her to suk my dick instead. srs.

[flanker34]

I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

aware and lol'd.

Bad breath this the worst. In high school I watched a movie with this cute girl and when we started making out I nearly gagged from her breath. Warm, stale, and moldy.