Did one of these threads a couple of years back and it turned out ****ing fantastic.
Basic jist of it, list the shortest bodybuilding books ever written. Examples:
"Edible vegetables and fruits" by Ronnie Coleman
"Proper form and full lockout for muscular hypertrophy" by Branch Warren
"Life without trapezius" by Johnnie O Jackson
"Defeat" by Dorian Yates
"Easy life, the story of how lady luck bit me when I was 12" by Victor Martinez
Yes this is a joke thread. And it will be great. Go!
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12-22-2012, 09:52 PM #1Teen misc founder
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The shortest bodybuilding books ever written V.2
"that guy is like a damn unicorn" -Evan Centopani on Mamdouh Elsbiay
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12-22-2012, 09:59 PM #2Registered User
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"Winning the Mr. Olympia" - a collaboration of Shawn Ray, Flex Wheeler and Kevin Levrone
"Bodybuilding: Symmetry, Conditioning and Equal Proportions" by Dennis Wolf
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12-22-2012, 10:03 PM #3Registered Evian Bottle
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Training with Branch Warren and JOJ- A Lee Priest instructional.
Ballin' - The Extravagant Life of Kai Greene
My Quest to be Mr. Olympia- by Stan Efferding
The Inconsistent Physique- Dexter Jackson
Dry- By Jay CutlerLast edited by PaulNZack1; 12-22-2012 at 10:13 PM.
Gif/Photochop Crew
Santa hat avi Crew
Terry Crews
Negged gifs: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156245873
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12-22-2012, 10:48 PM #4Registered User
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"Employees Rights: A Guide", Craig Titus
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12-22-2012, 10:53 PM #5Natty pro someday...
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"Why you should never use oil", by Rich Piana
Full Blown Baby
Kevin Levrone 100 lbs in my face
Medical Student - Class of 2021 ! :)
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12-22-2012, 10:58 PM #6Registered User
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"The Most Useful Calf Hypertrophy Guide." -Dennis Wolf
"How to Successfully Train Year 'Round." -Kevin Levrone
"My Favorite Machines for Mass." -Ronnie Coleman
"A Tall Man's Guide to Bodybuilding." -Lee Priest
"Keeping a Tight Waist." -Jay Cutler
"Low Volume Leg Optimization." -Kai Greene
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12-22-2012, 11:02 PM #7Registered User
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"American Dream", Victor Martinez
"The Grecian Ideal", Branch Warren
"Acting", Arnold
"Overcoming Genetics", Ronnie Coleman
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12-22-2012, 11:08 PM #8LBD
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"How To Come In Looking Full" by Roelly Winklaar
Time To Re-Schedule
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12-22-2012, 11:13 PM #9BRB Shredding
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"simply shredded" - Lionel Beyeke
"nothing but legs" - joj
"peanuts and more" - ronnie coleman
"so you wanna be a bodybuilder?" - robert burneika
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12-22-2012, 11:13 PM #10Registered User
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"What Men Want", Iris Kyle
"Make Friends and Excel in the Workplace", Lee Priest
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12-23-2012, 12:14 AM #11Registered User
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*The Art of Posing* - Paul Dillet
*Full Reps Baby* - Jason Huh foreword by Branch Warren
*Injury Free Training* - Branch Warren
*Aesthetics* - Art Atwood
*Christians Don't Swear* - Branch Warren
*Training for the Natural Bodybuilder* - IFBB Pro Bodybuilders
*High Volume Training* - Dorian Yates
*In Touch With Reality* - Jason Genova
*Naming the Muscles of the Body* - Jason Genova
*Modesty* - Arnold
*How to Beat an Injury Free Ronnie Coleman* - Jay Cutler
*Eating with Silver Cutlery* - J Cutler
*Knowing when to Retire from Competitive Bodybuilding* - Ronnie Coleman
*Year Round Training* - Kevin Levrone
*Toeing the Line* - Phil Heath
*My Life without Parties, Drugs and Girls* - Chris Cormier foreword Titus
*Loving Steve Blechman* - John Romano & Dave Palumbo
*My Life without '93 Flex Wheeler* - Sammy
*Competing in the IFBB* - Jeff King
*HIT Training* - Lee HaneyLast edited by sexnews; 12-23-2012 at 12:29 AM.
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12-23-2012, 12:17 AM #12Poppin Rolaids like Candy
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I tried to make a variation "A pro's personalized hell," but it got deleted... Not sure why
. my guess is that people started saying silly things.
anyway, here is mine
"extreme dieting" - brandon curry
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12-23-2012, 12:37 AM #13LBD
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"100% Natural!" by Gustavo Badell
Time To Re-Schedule
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12-23-2012, 12:40 AM #14
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''Deserved Respect'' - Kai Greene
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12-23-2012, 12:43 AM #15Registered Snoozer
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"The dangers of High Fructose Corn Syrup" -by Ronnald Dean Coleman
I Discovered A Meal Between Breakfast And Brunch
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12-23-2012, 12:53 AM #16Registered User
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"My Life as a Professional Bodybuilder" Matt Mendenhall
"Acting Careers for Bodybuilders" Rachel McLish and Franco Columbu, with forward by Tom Platz
"Volume Training for Massive Gains" and "Coping with Feelings of Rejection and Defeat" Mike Mentzer
"Back Squat Your Way to a Better Body" Vince Gironda
"Grilling the Perfect Steak" Bill Pearl
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12-23-2012, 01:02 AM #17
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''Dry as the Sahara'' - Lionel Beyeke
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12-23-2012, 01:05 AM #18Registered Snoozer
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"The Art of Dong Display"- by Cedric Je Macniddle
I Discovered A Meal Between Breakfast And Brunch
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12-23-2012, 01:16 AM #19FullRIM
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''Secrets of a Well-Balanced Relationship'' Craig Titus
''Six Pack Secrets of the Pros!'' Greg Kovacs
''None and Done, Muscles in Seconds'' By the Mentzer Brothers''There’s this battle over waterboarding at places like Guantanamo Bay. I think that they should just say, “Hey, if you guys don’t talk, you have to see Hercules In New York.” I guarantee those guys would talk much faster. You don’t need to do waterboarding or anything else. That’s the ultimate threat.''
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Team Kai
''Well that's a kick in the gentleman relish'' MaKaiser
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12-23-2012, 01:31 AM #20
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''In the name of Jesus'' - Branch Warren
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12-23-2012, 02:34 AM #21Registered User
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"Perfect form" by Jason Genova
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12-23-2012, 02:51 AM #22Registered User
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"50 is the new 60" by Ronnie Coleman.
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12-23-2012, 03:36 AM #23Registered User
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Bodybuilding: Mastering the Artform of Posing - Paul Dillet
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12-23-2012, 03:39 AM #24Registered User
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My Mr. Olympia back - Roelly Winklaar
How to love women - Bertil Fox
My life as a bitch... - Craig Titus
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12-23-2012, 04:31 AM #25BRB Shredding
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"Parasites gonna parasite" by Kai Greene
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12-23-2012, 04:35 AM #26FullRIM
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''Satanic Gyms'' By Brian Dobson
''The IFBB-A Story of Values, Morals and Good Intentions'' By Joe Weider''There’s this battle over waterboarding at places like Guantanamo Bay. I think that they should just say, “Hey, if you guys don’t talk, you have to see Hercules In New York.” I guarantee those guys would talk much faster. You don’t need to do waterboarding or anything else. That’s the ultimate threat.''
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Team Kai
''Well that's a kick in the gentleman relish'' MaKaiser
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12-23-2012, 05:42 AM #27Registered User
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"Building massive forearms" by Branch Warren
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12-23-2012, 05:48 AM #28Registered User
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i loved this thread back then haha! please guys don't go copy pasting from there and try to come up with original ones yourself
"Earning your placings" - Kevin English
"Holding on to your fanbase" - Branch Warren
"Forever young" - Ronnie Coleman
"Non Violent Problem Solving" - Bertil Fox (co written by silvio samuel)
"The line is mine" - Phil Heath
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12-23-2012, 05:55 AM #29Registered User
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"Lifting without cursing" - Branch Warren
"Building the most developed calves ever" - Dennis Wolf
credit: TTimerman - "Earning your placings" - Mike Kef lol
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12-23-2012, 06:01 AM #30LBD
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What's up with all the joking about RC and age?
unawareTime To Re-Schedule
. my guess is that people started saying silly things.
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