BRB Bro if I get really mad I just know I'm gonna kill you
BRB Bro I'm naturally strong
BRB Bro I lift so therefore I'll lift you and kill you.
Try to explain to them this logic will get them killed IRL; they refuse to believe.
Even try to spar with them or teach them techniques. To no avail... only believe in their own strength.
Fukin aggravating
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12-12-2012, 10:40 AM #1Registered User
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It amazes me how confident the average man is about his ability to fight/10 [retards]
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12-12-2012, 10:41 AM #2Registered Bro
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I'm the first to admit I cannot fight. I rely on my size to get me out of a fight before it begins lol
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12-12-2012, 10:43 AM #3Registered User
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strength doesnt mean jack in fighting
anyone with technique like MMA fighters or boxers weighing 150 lbs would crush any bodybuilder or football player with no fighting experience.
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12-12-2012, 10:43 AM #4Will rep quality
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BingoOriginally Posted by franchise16
Glass jaw myself but If I get a lucky hit I've got the tub behind my shoulders to make it hurt.Never OP.
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12-12-2012, 10:43 AM #5BB.com Diamond Account
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bro, i've been watching MMA for 4 years and wear affliction and tapout... i'm pretty sure I know how to fight bro.
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12-12-2012, 10:43 AM #6Registered User
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Werd... most people are cocky as chit. I'm a humble guy too... training has made me so.
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12-12-2012, 10:44 AM #7Registered User
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dis... typical man logicOriginally Posted by oneshotGG
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12-12-2012, 10:45 AM #8Banned
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Haha i just wait for people with this mentality to get destroyed... There is always someone better
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12-12-2012, 10:45 AM #9Cocaine Biceps
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i can throw hands but have little to no ground game.
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12-12-2012, 10:45 AM #10Registered User
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this is so true. i hear people all the time say ill kill that guy, when i snap i snap and u cant stop me. im like dude when was the last time uve been hit? good luck this will be entertaining.
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12-12-2012, 10:46 AM #11Banned
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cocks gonna cock
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12-12-2012, 10:46 AM #12⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠⎝ ⎠⎝⎠⎝⎠
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lol I can knock anyone out in the world except anderson silva
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12-12-2012, 10:47 AM #13Banned
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My housemate at uni was 5'8 and 130lbs soaking wet, didn't lift and was weak as hell with no fighting training.Originally Posted by diminishedlogic
Told me once 'i get ridiculously strong when i'm angry. once my brother managed to make me lose my temper and i had him pinned down and was punching him, my dad couldn't even get me off him'
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12-12-2012, 10:47 AM #14BRB perving
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Are you wearing a diaper in your avi bro? JK
But you are 100% right. The ****giest non lifters always have this fake confidence that they are Van-Damme and can kick ass at will...Ohio State Crew
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12-12-2012, 10:48 AM #15Tony Danza cuts in line
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Deff true. But I also LOL at guys who barely train and think they are some tough guy on the streets. Your MMA training isn't going to stop two dudes with knives.
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12-12-2012, 10:48 AM #16dat der bulk
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Lol fat guys are the best at this
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12-12-2012, 10:48 AM #17Registered User
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After boxing for a bit it's hilarious to watch how most guys position themself before a fight. Hands down, face presented
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12-12-2012, 10:49 AM #18Registered User
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Haven't fought in forever. I admit, I probably couldn't kill anyone if they were sitting in front of me half dead.
But I won't let anyone know that until chit really hits the fan.
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12-12-2012, 10:49 AM #19CEO - Vandelay Industries
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I dont need to fight to know that I can kick ass.
I punched one of those speed bags at an amusement park and it said I'm as strong as a gorilla.Architect, Marine Biologist, Importer-Exporter, Latex Manufacturing.
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12-12-2012, 10:49 AM #20Thread killer
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I'd get fukking destroyed in a fight. Bad lower back/bulging disc would be the end of me.
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12-12-2012, 10:50 AM #21Stronger every day
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I can't fight for shyt but I can take an ass whoopin with the best of them
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12-12-2012, 10:51 AM #22Banned
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Thats a huge pet peeve of mine. It looks so awkward when they are talking to each other when its obvious someone is going to swing from the waist soon.Originally Posted by PieceAMind
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12-12-2012, 10:51 AM #23Registered User
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It amazes me how a couple of years of jiu jitsu can turn you into an expert on fighting.
Fight or flight is a powerful thing. It doesn't care how clean of a sweep you can do, how tight you can get an arm bar, or how hard you can kick someone in the thigh.
Would put my money on a guy that had to deal with bullies and stick up for himself as a kid than some ******* who prances around in a gi on Tuesday and Thursday nights.
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12-12-2012, 10:51 AM #24Registered User
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i'll wreck u mate i swere
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12-12-2012, 10:51 AM #25Sex Appeal Brah
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Boxed competitively for years, iron jaw brah checking in.
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Feels hilarious when I hear people talk chit, and I'm sorry brahs, but it's 9/10 someone who "wrestled in high school". lololololMeet Lifts/Gym Lifts
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12-12-2012, 10:52 AM #26A!S7H3T!C
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fake confidence? Adrenaline + Testosterone heheOriginally Posted by PervedOut
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12-12-2012, 10:52 AM #27Registered User
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the average person has no athleticism or coordination.Originally Posted by diminishedlogic
theyd get wrecked by anybodyEats tuna with hands to seem like I fingered a girl crew
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12-12-2012, 10:52 AM #28
I'm pretty athletic, fast and have a good amount of strength... always thought I'd be a good fighter.
Don't know if I actually would be, though.*Certified ****head Crew*
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12-12-2012, 10:52 AM #29Registered User
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Anyone off the streets who thinks they can fight has never stepped foot in an actual MMA gym. As soon as you do you will realize you have so much to learn.
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12-12-2012, 10:53 AM #30Mirin blue steel?
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i've never been in a fight and i dont mind. every altercation ive ever seen could easily be avoided if people weren't retarded
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