My fukin onetis is the next room, what should i do?

[mainsqueeze530]

oh my fukin god, i just walked past and shes by herself with a free seat next to her. Just tell me what to do and ill do it,what things i should talk about and so on. I'm so fukin nervous am seriously gonna talk to her today

ask her if she likes daggers

[dfl701]

dude you still havent grown a pair yet and gone up to here? just go introduce yourself.

[MikeDiesed]

"I've had a crush on you for years. " It's how I got my current gf.

[marcp10]

oh my fukin god, i just walked past and shes by herself with a free seat next to her. Just tell me what to do and ill do it,what things i should talk about and so on. I'm so fukin nervous am seriously gonna talk to her today. I cant ask her the usual "what do u study?" "where u from?" etc, doesnt cause enough sexual tension


lol i need to spark a convo before i ask her out, i cant just walk up and be like whats yo digits girl? i need to make her laugh a couple times

Why would you want to cause sexual tension? Just take that place and find something smart to ask/say

[AkshullyizDaren]

sit down at the computer right next to her, login to ******** and open a chat window with her?

[Boostronics]

oh my fukin god, i just walked past and shes by herself with a free seat next to her. Just tell me what to do and ill do it,what things i should talk about and so on. I'm so fukin nervous am seriously gonna talk to her today. I cant ask her the usual "what do u study?" "where u from?" etc, doesnt cause enough sexual tension




lol i need to spark a convo before i ask her out, i cant just walk up and be like whats yo digits girl? i need to make her laugh a couple times

Op this is it. The empty seat next to her is the universe telling you to do it NOW. DO IT NOW, DO IT NOW OP! DO IT GODDAMNIT

[EastCoastHipHop]

Thinking she is the perfect girl, and being afraid to miss the opportunity is the first step to failure.

So with that said,



Good luck OP.

im not gonna miss this oppurutnity, i promised myself i'd talk to her next time i see her, if i fail then it wasnt mean to be

Tell her how beautiful she is

think beautiful is too strong, pretty or cute will do

dude you still havent grown a pair yet and gone up to here? just go introduce yourself.

lol my heart is racing bro, i'm trying trust me i am

[BurrowedLurker]

oh my fukin god, i just walked past and shes by herself with a free seat next to her. Just tell me what to do and ill do it,what things i should talk about and so on. I'm so fukin nervous am seriously gonna talk to her today. I cant ask her the usual "what do u study?" "where u from?" etc, doesnt cause enough sexual tension




lol i need to spark a convo before i ask her out, i cant just walk up and be like whats yo digits girl? i need to make her laugh a couple times

Spark a convo eh?

Ask her if she's going to any parties at New Years. srs.

[Brahrker]

Pull the fire alarm then in the confusion of it all kidnap her, take her home and beat her with a bat whilst screaming "why dont u love me"

[EastCoastHipHop]

Why would you want to cause sexual tension? Just take that place and find something smart to ask/say

ok thanks bro

sit down at the computer right next to her, login to ******** and open a chat window with her?

i dont even know her so dont have her on fb lol

Op this is it. The empty seat next to her is the universe telling you to do it NOW. DO IT NOW, DO IT NOW OP! DO IT GODDAMNIT

lmao ok fine im gonna try, im not even lying now i chit you not, my ENTIRE body is trembling right now (110% srs), i'm gonna go brb in 10

Spark a convo eh?

Ask her if she's going to any parties at New Years. srs.

fukin good one! srs thanks

[Mkersey]

stop being a ******* and go talk to her.. its just a woman after all phuck sake

[amirj]

my neg cannons are charged ...

[Boostronics]

"I've had a crush on you for years. " It's how I got my current gf.

Story! Story! Story! ...for op

[EastCoastHipHop]

Story! Story! Story! ...for op

oh yeah and this, story pls. Ok I'm gona go fuarkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk



pls god let this go well, pls! x

[JohnStamos69]

sit next to her and show her this thread

[marcp10]

inb4 OP is arrested for sexual harassment

[wisdommaster1]

am the only one who read in the OP that he was in a super silent room and then read the rest of his messages as a whisper voice in my head?

[Meeke]

walk up and ask is this seat taken, then say "IT IS NOW"

[Horizon92]

Haha oneitis and you've never talked to her before? Holy phuck.

Anyawys, good luck OP

[BurrowedLurker]

fukin good one! srs thanks

You realize I am like the biggest and most cringe-worthy beta on this forum right?

That **** just came out of my arse, I just thought sparks.... hmmm fireworks....

I know this guy should talk about new years parties!

[marcp10]

17 minutes left

[StarfaceChris]

your nervous for some bish you dont even know at all. loser,

[Trillonare]

In. Watch a simple pickup vid to get motivated

[KR3W1]

going to neg soon

[NMH]

op?

[Boostronics]

Did op died?

[nord123]

Pull the fire alarm then in the confusion of it all kidnap her, take her home and beat her with a bat whilst screaming "why dont u love me"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[marcp10]

time is up.... do we give him more time or negg train?

[EastCoastHipHop]

I had an important phone call n saw a friend just give me 15 mins

[420blazeit]

yeah no