Never giving out money again... srs

[Fernizzle]

had a bum jump into my drivers seat as i was pumping gas and lock himself inside. dude was having a psychotic break though...

[Broseph82]

I won't just give it out anymore either. Years ago had a guy ask me for a couple bucks for food. I said "okay" and gave him like $3. He turns around with a smug look and folds it over a wad of money and walks straight into a liquor store. Rage ensued.

Here's what I do NOW: tell them you'll give them a couple singles IF they can beat you in some kind of exercise. I say if you can beat me to the stop light (a block away) or do more pushups than I can (75 at a time here) or something like that then I'd be happy to shell out a couple bucks. Lolz ensues.

[mmondo13]

I've had some real strange people come up to me. One time some crazy ass woman was asking for gas money and I literally had no cash lol. Said I got no money and she went ape sh*t.

[PitaGriffin]

Youre nicer than me bro. I would have shut his hand in my door, or ran him over

the fukking nerve of some people. Im looking at my paycheck right now ~30% in deductions. I pay for the piece of fukking low life shiit's food stamps/welfare/medicade fukk him, fukk him right to hell.

zero sympathy, get a fukking job, offer to cut my grass, or shovel the driveway and maybe ill give you a few bucks, do somthing you piece of lazy shiit. come at me.

[dryst]

I haven't lived in the States for a long time (like 6-7 yrs)

Is it seriously that bad now? That you are guaranteed begging while filling up your car?

depends, my wife gets hit up for money all the time, it rarely ever happens to me (maybe im intimidating or something?)

had a bum jump into my drivers seat as i was pumping gas and lock himself inside. dude was having a psychotic break though...

would have destroyed this guys ****in face regardless of his situation

[SystemTrend]

wow you guys are nice to offer to "go with them to buy whatever they need". I'm actually a dick to beggars. I'm still waiting for the day one tries to pull a knife or something on me, he will be getting blasted (srs).

[lakerzfan07]

lol, a couple days ago i was at the gas station and this young (somewhat cute) girl was going around cars at the pump asking people for even a dollar...bish had her frown face in full effect...something about how her car battery died or some sh*t, don't remember... I was like "Oh sorry I'm working and don't have money with me" she just did a oh well face.jpg, and continued asking other ppl I even said "good luck" to her as she walked away for the lols. Some elderly white knight ******* gave her like a buck, I noticed while going back to my car. That kunt probably made a few good bucks that day lol

[BrbBowflexing]

lol texas brah I know that feel.

brb my car brokedown a few miles down the road can I get some money for gas?

You ever ask me for money again, I'll murder your entire family.

[Messi123]

It's almost a guarantee that someone will come ask you for money when pumping your gas. If someone starts walking to me while pumping, I just say I don't have money before they even have a chance to say anything.

One guy said well at least I was going to ask you instead of rob you.

this happens to me almost everytime when I pump gas at the walmart on 1960... every time at night, no joke

[TurdMuffin]

Going to chipotle after the gym, as soon as I get my food and walk to my car some guy walks up to me and tells me some sob story, "hey man I need some money, my 2 kids and my wife and I are stranded we need gas money." I'm a generous guy so I give him a $1, then he sees a $10 in my wallet and says you know how much gas is, lemme get that 10." I bertstared him like I just gave you a $1, i'm a college student I can't be giving out $10 to every phucker that needs cash. He just left without saying thanks so I yelled out "thank you" and ******* just mumbled thanks as he left

shoulda said sure lemme get that 1 back then. taken your 1 back and walked away

[FreshStart12]

Some guy at the gas station came up and gave me a sob story about running out of gas. I gave him $1.00. (srs) if you can't afford to drive your car, dont.

[Vrunkelinch]

just turn the roles and ask him money instead

[Dbowens]

that's cray OP, in my town there was a hobo hanging out at the chipotle I was going to on thursday. He was heckling a bunch of the people walking in and when I walked to my car he gets next to me and starts asking me for money.. I told him I used a debit card and he then asked me to buy him a sandwich. I told him No. no fuks given.

[Preban_AR15]

this happens to me almost everytime when I pump gas at the walmart on 1960... every time at night, no joke

Yea same here. Was that you at wings and things watching the Texans game 2 weeks ago?

[yarisdriver86]

Youre nicer than me bro. I would have shut his hand in my door, or ran him over

the fukking nerve of some people. Im looking at my paycheck right now ~30% in deductions. I pay for the piece of fukking low life shiit's food stamps/welfare/medicade fukk him, fukk him right to hell.

zero sympathy, get a fukking job, offer to cut my grass, or shovel the driveway and maybe ill give you a few bucks, do somthing you piece of lazy shiit. come at me.

this right here is why i dont give them anything. you know what happens when you buy them something? they go and trade it for drugs.

[CommanderVenus]

Lololol OP my fell for this last week too, ya'll nukkas dumb. This scam is older than the internet.

[Messi123]

Yea same here. Was that you at wings and things watching the Texans game 2 weeks ago?

yeah against chicago bears? were u there?

[Preban_AR15]

yeah against chicago bears? were u there?

lol yea. Got up to pay my tab at halftime and thought that was you in the corner but wasn't sure.

[taddpole]

Had a lady ask for gas once.

I was in the GROCERY store parking lot, had just gotten to my car.

"Excuse me, do you have a minute?" she asked as I stand there with my car door half open.

Me: "What?"

Her: "My car is out of gas and my two kids blah blah......can you spare some money for gas?"

Me: "Ok, I'll drive you up to the station right there." *Points to station down the street* (She was a normal looking lady, not trashy or anything)

Her: Suddenly does not need gas anymore. Fuking kunt.

Told her to fuk off and drove away.

[Trapstar4.4]

IMO he was right.
why would he want the $1 when you CLEARLY have a 10 in your possession?
do u even economics?

[taddpole]

IMO he was right.
why would he want the $1 when you CLEARLY have a 10 in your possession?
do u even economics?

Yeah the guy clearly deserves at least $3-4 of your $10 dollars. Are you sure you're from America?

[JaffaJune]

did he have any cheeseburgers OP?

[LobsterRageFist]

Local Pop Warner football kids hit me up outside the grocery store, apparently they had made the Super Bowl in their age group (I used to play Pop Warner, this is actually a pretty big deal) - they were in their uniforms and even had the team picture. Usually I'd never give money to anyone but this is my soft spot. So I give the kid $5 and he says:

"That's ok, every little bit counts."

"I say to him 'Every little bit'? That's $5, that's a lot of money."

Went in kind of irked, but walked out and the kid said "Thanks again Sir". Took the edge off a bit. I just couldn't imagine hitting up a random dude for money, getting $5 and saying anything other than "Hey thanks a lot, I really appreciate it."

Back when I used to deliver pizzas $3 was the standard/good tip, and $5 was a really good tip - and that was for providing someone an actual service.

The odd thing is this was in Redondo Beach which is a pretty rich town, hard to believe the parents couldn't throw down for a trip out of state to play a game but maybe they have some ghetto kids on the team so I don't know.

[jasowhit]

I try to give them a look that says don't even bother. Works about 80% of the time.

[mk.ultra]

some dude asked me for cash outside the physics building on campus one ay. i gave him the muffin i was holding and walked away lol.

but one time in high school i spent the entire day asking everyone i saw for a dollar. by the end of the day i had $22 and got a bottle of vodka lol

[Acal83]

Yep, that money is almost always used for either crack or booze. There are a ton of homeless in Dallas and I ve met a few that were actually legit cool people. If they ask I will generally tell them I will take them inside and buy them some food. They are usually appreciative.

[Trapstar4.4]

Yeah the guy clearly deserves at least $3-4 of your $10 dollars. Are you sure you're from America?

not originally, im on a work visa

it just seems simple to me. if that guy asks for money, and youre WILLING to give it to him, then give him the 10. dont stiff him with a damn 1 dollar bill. whats the big deal?

[Broseph82]

Forgot about this one:

While in Portland, OR a few years back had some random big chic come up to me and asked to sing to me for a dollar. I said I didn't have a dollar and she asked if she could sing to me anyway. I said sure. After her horrible singing she still asked for a dollar. Once again, I stated I didn't have a dollar.

[SystemTrend]

You should say sure and reach into your pocket and pull out your middle finger, and say go **** yourself ******* LMAO

[Maverick777]

For all you brahs complaining about the bums asking for $5, $10, $15, $20 after looking at your wallet do this...

I always ask them if they have change

laughs ensue when they pull out a wad of $$$ and then you just say you seem fine and walk away