RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[Drekkor]

Sounds like your German Shepherd performed a German blitzkrieg.

He negged that floor like it's Japan in 1945.

[Farley1324]

He negged that floor like it's Japan in 1945.

His way of saying he agrees with my wife, we need laminate and not new carpet. I am convinced.

I followed him outside earlier for a status report. It was like when you first turn on the garden hose.

500mg of Metronidazole and a couple Diatro + a little bit of rice hopefully has it under control now.

[Dominik]

And it was what, before?

It was a world where that track had 167 million views.

Yep, it was mad before.

Valid point but then no one's arguing that the majority has good taste in music.

I mean where do we draw the line?

Billy Joel wrote this song over 30 years ago.



Should it also be banned from radio play lists?

How about any movie or television show where there is a younger victim?

[mjw8204]

I discovered fitness as a career almost 4 years ago. Since then, I've learned that fitness and wellness will be my life's work.

How badly do I need to find a new job in this field when my current situation is actually making me consider going back to a typical 8-5 just because I'm SO FUCKING UNHAPPY with what I'm doing? Oy.

Fuck 2012...fuck it right in the ear.

I actually remember when you announced the career change. Was it really four years ago?

What is it about your current work that is making you unhappy?

[mjw8204]

100 pound dog has explosive diarrhea. Had it all day, seemingly, while we were both at work.

This carpet will never be the same. Steam cleaners coming. Planning for a nice wood floor instead of carpet.

You had it coming.

[Farley1324]

Please refrain from ordering any more items that ship VIA UPS until after the holidays.

The truck can only hold so much of your ****ing ****.

Thank you in advance.

(pic taken after noon for ****s sake)

[Dominik]

Please refrain from ordering any more items that ship VIA UPS until after the holidays.

The truck can only hold so much of your ****ing ****.

Thank you in advance.

(pic taken after noon for ****s sake)

[IMG]http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g105/austin3161324/20121217_121206_zps31ab70c2.jpg[IMG]

That photo shows why UPS can't guarantee a time of the day when something will be delivered.

Farles, is there any method to that madness or do you just work your way back?

[Farley1324]

That photo shows why UPS can't guarantee a time of the day when something will be delivered.

Farles, is there any method to that madness or do you just work your way back?

There is a method, but how well it works depends on variables such as: How well the pre-loader did overnight/early AM, the distribution of packages between business, next day air, and regular ground residential, what size the various packages are and thus where they will fit.

The shelves on the sides have number designations, 1,000-8,000 (8 shelf spaces split by top/bottom and front/back) + 4 sections on the floor (and some other things).

The DIAD (handheld computer drivers use) has a x,000 number next to each package that is, in theory, associated with that package's location within the truck. Ideally the package even has this number hand written on the side such that it is visible while it sits wherever it is. However, when the truck gets that packed, and when you get a bunch of large or awkward sizes, things aren't always somewhere logical or easy to get to/find. There is a lot of organizing as you go, and sometimes going back to a street after you find a missing package later in the day. A few times we've brought packages to people, been unable to find their other one, and returned hours later. We try to minimize that.

Then you have to deal with pickups. People just randomly have stuff to give you when you show up, and you have to find room for it in the truck right then. There are some people who run little business enterprises out of their house, which can mean picking up a lot of boxes. I loaded 22 from one guy today.

Today we had 250 stops. They don't really count by packages, because delivering 3 packages to one address is often almost as easy as 1. Depends how easy to they are find and how big/heavy they are. 250 stops is kind of a lot. We were out awhile after the sun went down.

And then there are the dogs. Some are nice. Some want to eat you. One already bit me.

I stepped on a kitten today, too, with my boots. It was like it had a death wish.

[theshoupguy]

oh good. i hope we can transition seamlessly from our gun control debate to a good ol' fashioned debate between repubs and dems about how to handle the deficit.

what did everyone have for lunch yesterday?

I had pulled pork chili for the yesterday you referenced. It was from the batch I mentioned a few days ago. It was alright. Not as spicy as I had hoped. I think I'll need much more ghost chili sea salt to make my anus hate me. It just made me want to poop in the squat rack.
For the technical yesterday, I had beef stew and a slice of beardthday cake. I think it was some mix of banana cake with crushed pineapple and buttercream frosting. It was pretty light and delicious. The beef stew was alright.

Please refrain from ordering any more items that ship VIA UPS until after the holidays.

The truck can only hold so much of your ****ing ****.

Thank you in advance.

(pic taken after noon for ****s sake)

[IMG]http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g105/austin3161324/20121217_121206_zps31ab70c2.jpg[/I MG]

Looks like somebody sucks at Tetris.

[theshoupguy]

Last TBSD of our existence.

Make it count, fcksticks.

[PowderMonkey]

There is a method, but how well it works depends on variables such as: How well the pre-loader did overnight/early AM, the distribution of packages between business, next day air, and regular ground residential, what size the various packages are and thus where they will fit.

The shelves on the sides have number designations, 1,000-8,000 (8 shelf spaces split by top/bottom and front/back) + 4 sections on the floor (and some other things).

The DIAD (handheld computer drivers use) has a x,000 number next to each package that is, in theory, associated with that package's location within the truck. Ideally the package even has this number hand written on the side such that it is visible while it sits wherever it is. However, when the truck gets that packed, and when you get a bunch of large or awkward sizes, things aren't always somewhere logical or easy to get to/find. There is a lot of organizing as you go, and sometimes going back to a street after you find a missing package later in the day. A few times we've brought packages to people, been unable to find their other one, and returned hours later. We try to minimize that.

Then you have to deal with pickups. People just randomly have stuff to give you when you show up, and you have to find room for it in the truck right then. There are some people who run little business enterprises out of their house, which can mean picking up a lot of boxes. I loaded 22 from one guy today.

Today we had 250 stops. They don't really count by packages, because delivering 3 packages to one address is often almost as easy as 1. Depends how easy to they are find and how big/heavy they are. 250 stops is kind of a lot. We were out awhile after the sun went down.

And then there are the dogs. Some are nice. Some want to eat you. One already bit me.

I stepped on a kitten today, too, with my boots. It was like it had a death wish.

this is how infrequently i've been around of late:
you work for ups now? since as of when?

[adamdavidson47]

I saw Planet of the Apes...were you in it?



Also Spring goal is 2 plate bench, 3 plate squat....not sure what Deadlift goals will be....will try to make my platform after Christmas and start 'em up.

405. Choo can do it mang. Why do you need a platform, btw?

That must be why we hear the sound of doritoson gagging...

I love you too, dicksnatch.

[kvk1]

You are a dumbass.

I would attempt to have a discussion about why you are so wrong, but you would just run away from it like a little bitch, once again.

Lovely.

[adamdavidson47]

There is a method, but how well it works depends on variables such as: How well the pre-loader did overnight/early AM, the distribution of packages between business, next day air, and regular ground residential, what size the various packages are and thus where they will fit.

The shelves on the sides have number designations, 1,000-8,000 (8 shelf spaces split by top/bottom and front/back) + 4 sections on the floor (and some other things).

The DIAD (handheld computer drivers use) has a x,000 number next to each package that is, in theory, associated with that package's location within the truck. Ideally the package even has this number hand written on the side such that it is visible while it sits wherever it is. However, when the truck gets that packed, and when you get a bunch of large or awkward sizes, things aren't always somewhere logical or easy to get to/find. There is a lot of organizing as you go, and sometimes going back to a street after you find a missing package later in the day. A few times we've brought packages to people, been unable to find their other one, and returned hours later. We try to minimize that.

Then you have to deal with pickups. People just randomly have stuff to give you when you show up, and you have to find room for it in the truck right then. There are some people who run little business enterprises out of their house, which can mean picking up a lot of boxes. I loaded 22 from one guy today.

Today we had 250 stops. They don't really count by packages, because delivering 3 packages to one address is often almost as easy as 1. Depends how easy to they are find and how big/heavy they are. 250 stops is kind of a lot. We were out awhile after the sun went down.

And then there are the dogs. Some are nice. Some want to eat you. One already bit me.

I stepped on a kitten today, too, with my boots. It was like it had a death wish.

If a dog bites you, can you kick it without repercussions, or do you have to grin and bear it and act like the dog is a human being?

[kvk1]

I still don't fully understand what a TBSD is.

I know it has to do with Shoup, Wednesday, and TB'ing somebody.

But that's about it. I don't understand the connection.

[adamdavidson47]

So, I get to work this morning, and this is what I am welcomed to. 20 bags of absorb all. Not mine. Blocking my cupboard where my protein is. I thought I could open the door without having to move all the bags. Doh. I guess it worked, sorta?

[kvk1]

lol idiot

[adamdavidson47]

lol idiot

I'm a mongoloid, I know. I have the patience of Chazz after a night of caffeine snorting.

[ThickAsABrick]

I saved myself about an hour in commuting time this morning by taking an alternative route.

Feels pretty awesome, man.

[ThickAsABrick]

I still don't fully understand what a TBSD is.

I know it has to do with Shoup, Wednesday, and TB'ing somebody.

But that's about it. I don't understand the connection.

As the Rant historian, it is your duty to find and remember the origin.

[adamdavidson47]

After doing some research, I think TBSD is Tea Bag Someone Day?

[ThickAsABrick]

After doing some research, I think TBSD is Tea Bag Someone Day?

yeah, okay Frep

[PowderMonkey]

lol idiot

says the guy who doesn't know about tbsd

As the Rant historian, it is your duty to find and remember the origin.

yep.

After doing some research, I think TBSD is Tea Bag Someone Day?

so very close.
but what makes tbsd tbsd?

[adamdavidson47]

yeah, okay Frep

No need to get nasty.

[ThickAsABrick]

I could be wrong, but I believe part of the origin of the day was related to my complaining about the term "hump day." Somehow we got from hump day to teabag shouples day. im not sure who did the actual naming, though obviously we all know shouples has been the torch carrier of this holy day of obligation, as he should be.

The groundwork has now been laid for shouples to clear this up on his special day. How fitting.

[PowderMonkey]

doritoson, you give up too easily. the answer is "wednesday".

I could be wrong, but I believe part of the origin of the day was related to my complaining about the term "hump day." Somehow we got from hump day to teabag shouples day. im not sure who did the actual naming, though obviously we all know shouples has been the torch carrier of this holy day of obligation, as he should be.

The groundwork has now been laid for shouples to clear this up on his special day. How fitting.

this is correct

the term "hump day" is as arbitrary as "tea-bagging day" when referring to "wednesday"
and so it was determined that shouples should be tea-bagged every humpday.

i don't know where the 's fit in, but they are a mandatory component of tbsd.

[adamdavidson47]

doritoson, you give up too easily. the answer is "wednesday".






this is correct

the term "hump day" is as arbitrary as "tea-bagging day" when referring to "wednesday"
and so it was determined that shouples should be tea-bagged every humpday.

i don't know where the 's fit in, but they are a mandatory component of tbsd.

Ahh, ok. Makes sense now. Thanks.

[PowderMonkey]

Ahh, ok. Makes sense now. Thanks.

i was hoping for a drawn out and convoluted guessing game, but taab sunk that particular battleship. and you also gave up.

[ThickAsABrick]

i was hoping for a drawn out and convoluted guessing game, but taab sunk that particular battleship. and you also gave up.

They still don't know who the minion is.

And they never will.

[Defiant1]

How did darinaldi get banned?