RANT: i am obese and on a phone

[kvk1]

They got a saying in Texas. Might be Texas, maybe it's Tennesee.

lol

[kvk1]

[chazzy1864]

George W. would beat Obama in a dance contest. Srs.

[mjw8204]

To bad his dad doesn't.

Subject: Snap

Status: Oh

[adamdavidson47]

I'm not really sure what maintenance calories are for a 1 year old, but I'm starting to think that giving my 23 lb. son 500 calories worth of apple juice today might not have been the best parenting move.....

They burn that off in about 3 minutes.

Your son is 23 lbs at 1 year? My daughter is almost 3 and she's 29 pounds lol. You been slippin some Protogen in his bottles?

[Hishiad]

At least Farley is getting paid to handle packages now.

[adamdavidson47]

At least Farley is getting paid to handle packages now.

[t8rtot]

I think it's a good follow-up. I've yet to hear it on good speakers, though.

It has its problems just like every other one of the counter strike games. They fixed a lot of trash exploits that were around in 1.6 and source.

Major changes IMHO:

-Footsteps have been made harder to hear on most surfaces ( if you play competitive this changes where you are able to position in a bombsite so you can still hear footsteps)
-Gun sounds are strange but more accurate (I got very used to the source sounds)
-Spraying patterns are much more similar to 1.5-1.6 than source
-More walls/objects can be shot through
-Molotov is a great new grenade
-Priming a grenade takes soooo much longer, so you cannot reaction counter flash
-Distraction grenade is completely pointless
- Disappointed in the lack of new competitive maps. They did remakes of the same old maps

[im2manly]

Guys. Please. Stop. I can't possibly laugh anymore. My ass has completely detached. I am on the floor of a helicopter, rolling and laughing the fuk out loud. Its not safe.

[chazzy1864]

Only map I would need is Office. No clue how CS guns/spray patterns were. I only played CSS, religiously. So... I probably won't exactly like this, although CSS went through multiple shot patterns/tendencies with each path over the years. Every time I'd have to relearn all of the weapons.

[ZoranM]

Your son is 23 lbs at 1 year?

This.

[t8rtot]

Only map I would need is Office. No clue how CS guns/spray patterns were. I only played CSS, religiously. So... I probably won't exactly like this, although CSS went through multiple shot patterns/tendencies with each path over the years. Every time I'd have to relearn all of the weapons.

It is still that way but more in the sense that no amount of mouse adjustment can tighten a grouping well enough to out play two 3-round bursts.

LOL at office. That map = walk around with crosshair held at head height and bang faces.

[Miketoc]

Only map I would need is Office. No clue how CS guns/spray patterns were. I only played CSS, religiously. So... I probably won't exactly like this, although CSS went through multiple shot patterns/tendencies with each path over the years. Every time I'd have to relearn all of the weapons.

Office and I liked the one that was like in a mine/cave but had this overlook to the water past a rail thing. de_nuke and de_train i hated.

[t8rtot]

Office and I liked the one that was like in a mine/cave but had this overlook to the water past a rail thing. de_nuke and de_train i hated.

You hate the good maps

[Hishiad]

This whole "religiously" thing is out of hand. Even if you are the most religious church member you only attend 3 freaking services a week.


I assume you lads played the games in question far more often, hth.

[Lencho]

This. I don't even like Monday games TBH.

Blasphemer.

[Lencho]

I think about you when I'm at Target too.

I see a makeout session in our future.

[chazzy1864]

It is still that way but more in the sense that no amount of mouse adjustment can tighten a grouping well enough to out play two 3-round bursts.

LOL at office. That map = walk around with crosshair held at head height and bang faces.

I used to primarily play a 24/7 office level. At any given time, 16 or the 20 people playing were regulars who only played that map as well. Anytime a random joined who happened to only catch the occasional office map on rotation servers would scream the majority of us were using hacks because we would come around corners with the x-hairs pointed on top of the exit signs, etc.

Also, everytime I'd go into a rotation server and it hit office I'd get accused of hacking. It always made me lol.

I got bored using weapons for too long, so I'd always rotate. mp5 was my favorite to screw around with. MP5 worked as long as you knew how to make it work for you. Jump around a corner, immediately into a crouch and keep those x-hairs aimed high. Considering so few people managed to make that weapon work for them, I would periodically get questioned about my gaming integrity.

Office and I liked the one that was like in a mine/cave but had this overlook to the water past a rail thing. de_nuke and de_train i hated.

I think I only did train on zombie levels. Can't really recall though.

I know the other level I played a lot was one of the dusts (i think dust2 over dust1.. but can't recall).

[Lencho]

At least Farley is getting paid to handle packages now.

I nominate Hish for Most Improved Poaster 2012.

You've been bringing it as of late, BRO.

[chazzy1864]

This whole "religiously" thing is out of hand. Even if you are the most religious church member you only attend 3 freaking services a week.


I assume you lads played the games in question far more often, hth.

I'm a better disciple than most Christians I guess.

[t8rtot]

I used to primarily play a 24/7 office level. At any given time, 16 or the 20 people playing were regulars who only played that map as well. Anytime a random joined who happened to only catch the occasional office map on rotation servers would scream the majority of us were using hacks because we would come around corners with the x-hairs pointed on top of the exit signs, etc.

Also, everytime I'd go into a rotation server and it hit office I'd get accused of hacking. It always made me lol.

I got bored using weapons for too long, so I'd always rotate. mp5 was my favorite to screw around with. MP5 worked as long as you knew how to make it work for you. Jump around a corner, immediately into a crouch and keep those x-hairs aimed high. Considering so few people managed to make that weapon work for them, I would periodically get questioned about my gaming integrity.

You are of the lowest integrity. Your back is yellow, you can be as buff as you want but you are yellow. I would call you out for hacks.

[ThickAsABrick]

This.

Our daughter was 23 lbs at 10 months.

She's 90th percentile for height, too.

[Lencho]

I'm a better disciple than most Christians I guess.

You are, bro.


You are.

[kvk1]

Went to a church service once. It was too drawn out. Complete snoozefest.

Went to a mosque once. Too loud and the seating sucked.

Went to a synagogue once. It didn't feel like a place of worship but a college level class.

Not to mention none of them managed to alleviate my bullshit alarms from going off even at the tender young age I visited them.

Amen.

[Drekkor]

Not to mention none of them managed to alleviate my bullshit alarms from going off even at the tender young age I visited them.

Amen.

People parrot rippletoez all the time and have no true understanding of the principles he puts in practice. You think any other social structure is spared from ignorance? Please, preachers just sell a different kind of snake oil.

[kvk1]

Please, preachers just sell a different kind of snake oil.

http://youtu.be/4mKOsbiyQVc?t=14s

[Drekkor]

http://youtu.be/4mKOsbiyQVc?t=14s

Yeah, that's your problem though. You can't see through the bs that's in training so you just don't train at all. It's no different w/the principles behind religion.

[Lencho]

Yeah, that's your problem though. You can't see through the bs that's in training so you just don't train at all. It's no different w/the principles behind religion.

Yes it is.

Not believing in a supreme being or whatever else =/= not believing in anything at all

[Miketoc]

Yes it is.

Not believing in a supreme being or whatever else =/= not believing in anything at all

I don't know what we're yelling about.

[Final_Rep]

Decided to go work out some stress and relax a bit in the mountains.



Amazing what a bit of exercise and a lot of fresh air can do...