Lord, my eyes were burning. I told him I couldn't stand seeing his bare ass walking around, so he said "If you're too much of a pussy to see another man's junk without crying then move the f**k out."
I had no idea what to say back so I turned around back to my computer like a beta ******* and let him do what he wanted.
I'm afraid of seeing what I saw again, and I can't move out yet for another 6 months. Suggestions?
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11-28-2012, 12:15 AM #1Banned
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Just saw my dad full blown nude, gave me cheeky response.
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11-28-2012, 12:16 AM #2Vancouver Misc Crew
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Take a seat *******, your dad just owned you
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11-28-2012, 12:17 AM #3Registered User
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you better get used to your old mans penis flopping around, seems like you are going to see more of it with what he said.
pepper the eye angus.yours faithfully,
Arrie Kashik
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11-28-2012, 12:17 AM #4Banned
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I really hope not, but he has been getting more cheeky towards me since my sisters moved out. Hmm....Originally Posted by boozebrah
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11-28-2012, 12:18 AM #5Lift
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give him some kind of nut shot, thatll teach him to be naked
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11-28-2012, 12:18 AM #6Banned
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Good night sweet prince, alpha dad is alpha.
Just go to sleep and cry now OP.
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11-28-2012, 12:18 AM #7Supreme Gentleman
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op next time he does it just chit on his carpetOriginally Posted by Hellow533
I have a huge dick.
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11-28-2012, 12:19 AM #8Registered User
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your dad is the god damned man. take note OP.Originally Posted by Hellow533
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11-28-2012, 12:20 AM #9Registered User
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If you can't beat him, join him.
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Grammar Help:
-they're/their/there: The sloots are not nearby. They're shaking their asses over there.
-you're/your: You are not a unique snowflake. You're not your f*cking kahkis.
-should've/should have/should of: Unless you are a ritard, you should have realized by now that "should've" is a contraction of "should" and "have."
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11-28-2012, 12:21 AM #10Registered User
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haha this, start flopping it out.Originally Posted by BEARDofNORRIS
yours faithfully,
Arrie Kashik
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11-28-2012, 12:22 AM #11Registered User
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Obviously your dad is an alpha male.. you have 3 options op: 1) Kill your dad. He can't be cheeky if hes dead nomsayin?
2) Jerk him off and make him bust into your mouth. That'll teach him. 3) Kill yourself. Since your dad has proven to be the alpha male you only have one thing left to do if you fail to follow # 1 or 2
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11-28-2012, 12:22 AM #12Registered User
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lol who the fk cares? it's your dad.
if anything it'll make you more chill about nudity in the future, which is something everyone seems to be waaay too uptight about as it is.
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11-28-2012, 12:23 AM #13Quando omni flunkus..
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He brought you into the world with the beaver cleaver, sounds like he can take you back out with it too. Stay safe OP.
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11-28-2012, 12:24 AM #14Conspiracy Realist
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Dad = alpha
Op = zetaI always tell the truth, even when I lie.
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11-28-2012, 12:25 AM #15ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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next time take a good look at his nuts. thats where u originated from op. that is ur true home
pm me ur pics and ill rep u haha jk no homo lol haha no but srsly pls pm me ur pics haha just glutes and maybe face haha no homo again lol just kidding kinda not rly lol pls send them
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11-28-2012, 12:25 AM #16Keep Hustlin Cuz
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lol your dad is alpha
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11-28-2012, 12:26 AM #17Hard Twerking Citizen
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Next time he whips it out, do it back. And if he calls you out and you have to back off just tell him you'll jerk him off.
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11-28-2012, 12:28 AM #18Registered User
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Pics of dad?
notsrsAlways pick #6 crew
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11-28-2012, 12:29 AM #19R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution
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Rule of D's, OP.
You know what to do.-Gary Johnson 2012- (should have done it, *******s)
RIP FFAZARI, greatest miscer of all time
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11-28-2012, 12:31 AM #20You want to fukin go m8 ?
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lol'd so fuking hard. Alpha dad is alpha.
I have CF(genetic disease) hence my super small size.
das it mane
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11-28-2012, 12:32 AM #21
just stare at his junk while licking your lips until he is freaked out and forced to put his pants on. That will teach him for being out there.
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11-28-2012, 12:33 AM #22Registered User
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inb4 erect penis sword fight occurs between OP and his alpha dad for alphaness.
no homo.yours faithfully,
Arrie Kashik
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11-28-2012, 12:38 AM #23
i would have stripped naked and remained that way for the rest of the day.
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11-28-2012, 12:39 AM #24Registered User
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op is without a doubt the biggest ******* of the day
alphas walk around nude
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11-28-2012, 12:41 AM #25Spoon Pic Connoisseur
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God job Dad man
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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11-28-2012, 12:42 AM #26Supreme Gentleman
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OP'S DADI have a huge dick.
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11-28-2012, 12:46 AM #27Registered Sex Offender
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Can't wait till the day I have a kid and they walk in on me nude/fapping so I can throw out a 'that's life son'.
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One minute I'm robbing a dope house. Next minute I'm the youngest heavyweight champion of the world. I'm only 20, 19, with a lot of money. Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child who's being abused and robbed by lawyers. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks he's someone. Then you tell me I should be responsible?
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11-28-2012, 12:47 AM #281017 LIFESTYLE
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This. You gotta restore balance to the world OP.Originally Posted by pants222
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11-28-2012, 12:49 AM #29Registered User
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take off your clothes and get into bed with him in the middle of the night and cuddle him bro
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11-28-2012, 12:50 AM #30Registered User
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Tell him you must've gotten your big cock genetics from mum's side of the family
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