Never asked for a picture from a girl do they know to send noodz if I send the "what I want for christmas" line, why would I bother anyways if they have a ********. (never been a big texter)
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11-28-2012, 10:15 PM #241Registered User
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11-28-2012, 10:29 PM #242Registered User
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depressing thread is depressing, finished reading every page only to realize I have no female to try these on
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11-28-2012, 10:39 PM #243Registered User
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how many christmas elves would you bang to save your family? see you tonight.
say what
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11-28-2012, 10:44 PM #244elephant lol
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There are some gems in here, but I can't believe the lot of you are sending out the "if santa puts you in a sack" line, it's cringeworthy.
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11-28-2012, 10:46 PM #245high
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BahahahaOriginally Posted by iCAMETOPLAY
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11-28-2012, 10:52 PM #246Bulking up durty
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subbed gnome sane
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11-29-2012, 03:40 AM #247Reply with: 'yeah this is the practice' and watch that vag foamOriginally Posted by wwjbd242
lmao dun goof'd
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11-29-2012, 04:39 AM #248Registered User
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first try:
me:fat guy line
bsh:looool :P so original :P
me:good behaved line
bsh
h rlyy? :O
me:ill spank the naughty and ur first bla bla
bsh:mee? :O
me:nothing escapes the santas eyes... Ill be kind, but not much ( not sure if this is how I translate it from portuguese)
update
bsh: loooool what does dat mean? :O
need a seal the deal line brahs
update
me: when ur beneath my three with just a gift bow ull see
bsh: looool ur crazyyy you know dat?
help me tapLast edited by ricdvs; 11-29-2012 at 05:02 AM.
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11-29-2012, 04:47 AM #249Registered User
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Originally Posted by Skythes
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11-29-2012, 04:49 AM #250Registered User
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Another attempt.... kind of crashed and burned at the end.
Should I even respond?Do I even lift?
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11-29-2012, 04:54 AM #251Registered User
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youre everything i thought i didnt want in a christmas elfOriginally Posted by imrocksolid
not srs. repped for effort
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11-29-2012, 04:56 AM #252Registered User
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Damn I want to use a lot of these but I only have 1 girl "friend" who I know I can use it on. All the other girls on my ******** I haven't talked to in a long time so it'd just be awkward lol.
Someone give me the best line from this thread I should send to her.AP7 crew
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11-29-2012, 04:57 AM #253Registered User
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do it ****.Originally Posted by Amp30
who cares, im doing it. its fun
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11-29-2012, 05:03 AM #254Registered User
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Originally Posted by ricdvs
first try:
me:fat guy line
bsh:looool :P so original :P
me:good behaved line
bshh rlyy? :O
me:ill spank the naughty and ur first bla bla
bsh:mee? :O
me:nothing escapes the santas eyes... Ill be kind, but not much ( not sure if this is how I translate it from portuguese)
update
bsh: loooool what does dat mean? :O
need a seal the deal line brahs
update
me: when ur beneath my three with just a gift bow ull see
bsh: looool ur crazyyy you know dat?
help me tap
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11-29-2012, 05:04 AM #255Registered User
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lolOriginally Posted by chriz_topher
awaiting other options to try on this slootDo I even lift?
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11-29-2012, 05:04 AM #256Woody Plowski
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Originally Posted by Skythes
looool so good!6'2", 198
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11-29-2012, 05:21 AM #257Alfalfa Male
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Love this thread. In!
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11-29-2012, 06:25 AM #258
in 4 moar
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11-29-2012, 06:30 AM #259
ps.
some of the texts here are cringeworthy...
its either that you're ugly/can't pull it off or the sloot is just some stuck up whore
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11-29-2012, 06:31 AM #260Registered User
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If OP doesn't condense all the best lines into OP I am going to remake thread, has potential to be huge and epic.
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11-29-2012, 06:44 AM #261Registered User
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let's see some screenshots of your xmas text game brahOriginally Posted by umerlinkunt
Do I even lift?
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11-29-2012, 06:50 AM #262
nice ideas ITT
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11-29-2012, 07:38 AM #263assthetics
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any non-FA should be able to discern who this stuff would work withOriginally Posted by umerlinkunt
Excuse me, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
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11-29-2012, 08:15 AM #264Registered User
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In. Working on a little something now, will post results in a bit
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11-29-2012, 08:33 AM #265I'm not that bright
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Me: I asked Jesus what he wanted for Christmas this year and he said he wanted you.
Her: Awww, how sweet.
Me: STFU! I'm not done yet...anyway, he said he wanted you because you're God's gift to the world.
Her: Awww, how sweet.
Me: I guess that means you'll be dying on Christmas. Sorry.Jon Cole's Gym: '79 - '85
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11-29-2012, 08:33 AM #266BJJ Blue Belt
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I need someone to give me a nicely-translated form of the picture/bag line. If I normally translate it, it sounds like ****.
(to Dutch)
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11-29-2012, 08:38 AM #267Registered User
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itt: jesus died on xmasOriginally Posted by phikappa
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11-29-2012, 08:43 AM #268Registered User
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what do?
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11-29-2012, 08:43 AM #269Quando omni flunkus..
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^^Originally Posted by Skythes
For a more epic response, move the quotations down a little and send it as a reply:
"yeah this is the practice and watch that vag foam"
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11-29-2012, 08:46 AM #270The Wizard of Aus
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Originally Posted by SirBetalot
that's ****gy as phuck broMy AVI is my chest. Not a rock, not a wall, not an atlas stone... My chest
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h rlyy? :O
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