ITT Post the Dumbest Thing a Non-lifter has Said to You

[anonymous]

Protein and creatine is just the same as steroids, you're still a cheater.'
Brb spent 30 minutes explaining that they are completely different things, still didn't listen.

[OAHUGROWN808]

Oh god. Is this **** all over your ******** too? Fat girls taking pictures of themselves in slutty clothes with captions like "Skinny girls can do it, and so can I, because it makes me feel beautiful!" and getting like 100 likes for being brave? I don't understand why whales would willingly give up the very clothes that hide their blubber

srsly, they cant afford to give up the clothing considering it's the cold season already. they will be freezing to death, killing over before the new harvest season arrives

[Keyboardzlol]

"You need to start eating more junk food, then lift weights so all that fat turns into muscle."

[handcannon77]

"handcannon77 is on steroids"

-said everybody ever

[superstylr]

"handcannon77 is on steroids"

-said everybody ever

lul wat a bunch of eedyots. obviously natty, youd be way bigger if u were juicing

[PureWheyBrah]

By a lifter (personal trainer)

"You're going too deep" referring to my atg front squats you cheeky fockers. "Stop a bit above parallel or It will wreck your knees", I replied "Where is your evidence?" Walks off. ok.

[TierAlpha]

You can actually turn muscle into fat, my doctor said so.

You must be on steroids (About me at 165lbs) <<< not sure if srs

[TeFusion]

Running is catabolic.

[Alexx24]

"Are you on the protein?"
I replied with "shakes?"
he goes "nah protein from anything"
how does one be on the protein?

I also got the hundreds of it stunts your growth

[AlexRowell]

I eat about 5k calories a day but not of the right food so I keep losing weight.

[Fortitudo]

Friend: Hey bro, what's up?
Me: Not much, just came back from the gym.
Friend: Cool, what were you doing?
Me: Legs.
Friend: Why not bench pressing?
Me: I do that on Monday
Friend: Dude, you shouldn't train your upper body and lower body in the same week,
Me:..Why?
Friend: Because when you take protein afterwards, it gets confused and doesn't know which way to go, and because your legs are big, they will absorb most of the protein, and you'll have a smaller upper body.

I didn't even know what to say.

[rippintwine23]

"that guy is huge!!!! he has to be on that creatine **** or some steroid" ****ing lol

[blunose]

my roommate at college doesn't really lift, he's goes once a week or less during the middle of the night and when I ask what he did (always random **** that doesn't go together or makes any sense whatsoever) he doesn't even know the name of the lift so just kinda does the motion and says 'did some of these'

this one pisses me off, when people make up names for lifts...
brb doing squat rows ( t-bar rows)
brb "the leg machine"
brb "the one for your chest"

friend: the reason a lot of professional athletes have heart problems is when they stop exercising the muscle in their heart turns to fat
me: yup.

[kenny878]

person:is that why you're always mad?

me: What?

person: well you take creatine right?

me: yeah lulz creatine not even once

[lkillen]

this one pisses me off, when people make up names for lifts...
brb doing squat rows ( t-bar rows)
brb "the leg machine"
brb "the one for your chest"

friend: the reason a lot of professional athletes have heart problems is when they stop exercising the muscle in their heart turns to fat
me: yup.

Brb heart is a muscular organ.
Brb friend is really smart. Not srs.

Was doing SS Routine at gym, back when my family all went
Mom would yell at me for doing too much weight. Went home and we would have the daily talk about how "you're not supposed to increase you weight each time otherwise you will hurt yourself and that you can get just as strong by doing much less weight for 100 reps." Strong bert stared my mom.

Also she would say "you can work out for 40 min and get the same effect as you would in two hours."
Brb I stretch each day, then Do my physical therapy exercises, Run, lift, and go boxing afterwards. Took between 2 and 3 hours when I was all finished.

Coming from a woman who's never actually been active in her life. Except for cheerleading for a couple days back in her youth.

[lukebaumy94]

Example 1 - I was at a gas station and a kid I knew was working there. We were shootin' the bull.

Kid: "You still lifting?"
Me: "Yeah, it's going really well actually."
Kid: "Are you still taking creatine?"
Me: "No, I stopped. I haven't taken it for a while."
Kid: "So you're doing it naturally now?"
Me: *facepalm.jpeg*

Example 2 - Talking with a couple of urban youths about my protein shake.

Urban youth: "Why are you taking protein? It's cheating."
Me: "No, no it's not."
Urban youth: "You don't even need it. I don't take it and I'm still strong." (Urban youth is actually a freak athlete at track and football)
Me: "Yeah, I know, but it's for convenience's sake."
Urban youth: "Well when you stop taking that all your muscle is going to turn into fat."
Me: *Walks away*

Example 3 - Talking with an urban youth after I got done lifting at school.

Me: *Mixing post-workout shake*
Urban youth: "That's gonna turn all into fat."
Me: "Ummm... what?"
Urban youth: "If you take dat, it's gon' turn into fat."
Me: "No it won't."
Urban youth: "Yeah it will, my cousin took it and he got fat."
Me:

Example 4 - Talking with my mother about me taking a pre-workout.

Mom: "You don't know what's in here!"
Me: "Yeah I do, reading the phucking label."
Mom: "This has creatine in it! Creatine converts into testosterone. This is why you're angry all the time."
Me:

[wojoman676]

-wrestling coach told me to stop taking creatine and whey. He said they drug test for it.......LOL
-friend wanted to gain some weight and some muscle. Refuses to lift weights and claims bodyweight exercises will get him jacked.........ok
-friend said I was getting too aggressive and said I should lay off the protein shakes
- "squatting to parallel or below is horrible for your knees. That's why I stick to bench and curls" I completely lost it after that. I unleashed the creatine monster

[RollTideNation]

Example 1 - I was at a gas station and a kid I knew was working there. We were shootin' the bull.

Kid: "You still lifting?"
Me: "Yeah, it's going really well actually."
Kid: "Are you still taking creatine?"
Me: "No, I stopped. I haven't taken it for a while."
Kid: "So you're doing it naturally now?"
Me: *facepalm.jpeg*

Example 2 - Talking with a couple of urban youths about my protein shake.

Urban youth: "Why are you taking protein? It's cheating."
Me: "No, no it's not."
Urban youth: "You don't even need it. I don't take it and I'm still strong." (Urban youth is actually a freak athlete at track and football)
Me: "Yeah, I know, but it's for convenience's sake."
Urban youth: "Well when you stop taking that all your muscle is going to turn into fat."
Me: *Walks away*

Example 3 - Talking with an urban youth after I got done lifting at school.

Me: *Mixing post-workout shake*
Urban youth: "That's gonna turn all into fat."
Me: "Ummm... what?"
Urban youth: "If you take dat, it's gon' turn into fat."
Me: "No it won't."
Urban youth: "Yeah it will, my cousin took it and he got fat."
Me:

Example 4 - Talking with my mother about me taking a pre-workout.

Mom: "You don't know what's in here!"
Me: "Yeah I do, reading the phucking label."
Mom: "This has creatine in it! Creatine converts into testosterone. This is why you're angry all the time."
Me:

First I was like



Then I was like

[Achieving]

Kids who 'go to retro' talk to me bout their maxes. I say "How much can you deadlift?". Their response..."What? That's the stupidest exercise I've ever heard of, it doesn't help you or anything and it just breaks your back. Who ever does that is stupid.".

[RollTideNation]

Kids who 'go to retro' talk to me bout their maxes. I say "How much can you deadlift?". Their response..."What? That's the stupidest exercise I've ever heard of, it doesn't help you or anything and it just breaks your back. Who ever does that is stupid.".

Your response- "Well I'm bigger than you, so I must be a damn moron."

[Achieving]

Your response- "Well I'm bigger than you, so I must be a damn moron."

.

Haha! I wish I wouldve thought of that, *******s better pepper their angus next time they disrespect the deadlift.

[Jibbed]

do you use protein???? what kind do you use?? are you on creatine??

you squat too low. its not safe.

those guys who weigh themselves at the gym instead of when they wake up "see man ive gained 4 pounds since yesterday"

omg your face is so serious when you work out!

[strangeclouds]

"Hey, sleeping bags are those things you sleep in and put in tents, right?"

[Pack22s]

You want to put it in my what?

[RollTideNation]

"Hey, sleeping bags are those things you sleep in and put in tents, right?"

I lol'd so hard at that for some reason

[NaturalFTW]

" dont drink protein, it just makes you fat and gives you 'fake' muscles"

i wanted to slap da retard.

[nicholkid]

The usual "creatine is artificial and is bad for you"

I honestly wonder where these people are taught this nonsense...I didn't even know what creatine was until bb.com

[kivd]

besides the usual ones,

-creatine lowers your iq
-creatine puts your muscles in the wrong place
-parents thought i had eating disorder
-i only look strong because i wear tight shirts

[NaturalFTW]

besides the usual ones,

-creatine lowers your iq
-creatine puts your muscles in the wrong place
-parents thought i had eating disorder
-i only look strong because i wear tight shirts

last one made me lol.

[banksbrandon]

pleb came up to me - "dude stop taking creatine because when you take it and then stop your skin gets all flabby and you basically turn into a kite"
(later that day, came up to me again) "dude i know that creatine is a steroid because i asked my science teacher and he said so"