its my favorite story from himPTA was all over my ass this week, especially since most of the mothers wanna get a peak of my jacked frame in the flesh, asking me to do some talk at the local school. They wanted a successfu; businessman like me to tell the kids what the **** to do if they wanna get rich n **** in life.
Usually i aint got time for **** like this but the court is all over my ass for wrecking the skull of some b1tch last month so its jail or this, either way they re wasting my ****ing time.
I rolled up at the school at 9am, got about 1000 faces at the windows, even the teachers are fighting to get a look. Principle comes running out, wouldnt stfu thanking me for coming, i was like "lets get this **** done",,I walk in and its some kinda kindergarten cop ****, i tower over these pussies, everyone of them looked weak as ****, not a jacked fibra in sight. I start talking, telling these punks the kind **** i deal in running this town. Got a couple kids talking so i throw some di[ctionaries at their heads, didnt hear a sound after that. About 5 minutes in and thesr guys cant get enough, wanna hear how i burnt some rival club down with the pussy owner inside. TEachers laughing n **** hearing about me wreckin skulls every damn night, i got the kind of life these btches wished they had, not some boring assed teaching job.
I finish up, got a standing ovation. I tell em they got one question and not to waste my ****ing time with anything stupid. Pussy kids too scared to talk so the teacher asks me when im gonna run for mayor of this town, how they need a leader like mewho knows how to get **** done. im like "mayor aint **** to me, im gonna e running this ndamn country in 5 years"
Everyone starts clapping n cheering, so i give em a quick flex of my 18's, teacher damn near fainted, still had time to give me her number before i strutted the hell outta there. Kids r still clapping as i get to my car, and i speed off leaving em to choke in my fumes.
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10-07-2009, 07:21 PM #1Banned
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Mr. Angry story..
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10-07-2009, 07:23 PM #2Rep Power: 696969
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lol the one about punching out a cop was the best IMO
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10-07-2009, 07:24 PM #3The OG of Euphoria
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the best was when he kicked those punks ass
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10-07-2009, 07:26 PM #4Banned
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that one was a good one...Originally Posted by batmanman
but i love how he ended it(no homo)
"Kids r still clapping as i get to my car, and i speed off leaving em to choke in my fumes."
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10-07-2009, 07:28 PM #5DTF
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You are thinOriginally Posted by Delgadido
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10-07-2009, 07:33 PM #6Banned
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hahaha best thing ive read in a while
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10-07-2009, 07:38 PM #7mini cut, then permabulk
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lol my favorite is the one with the highschoolers, when they throw the football around him and he throws it back, lulz.
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10-07-2009, 07:55 PM #8
I lol'd. Haven't seen a Mr.Angry story in a long time
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01-17-2022, 11:26 PM #9Medallion Wearing CEO10k
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Bump.
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