How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

[cowboybiker]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/


or 90 year olds?

http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

[TBtaylor52]

28, feelsbadman. Think it could be more than that.

[cultivateIT]

22, 5 year old kids.

come @ me.

[Sen8or]

Only 16, I must be a sook

[GuyJin]

32 of the little buggers. I've had my nutsack grabbed so many times by kindergarteners when my children were at that age. If they have no qualms aboot demasculinating me, I got none, either!

I did notice, though, one of the questions involved bees. BH, you takin' this test?

[Darknightbegins]

28. Not sure what to think of that number.

[m314]

It's strange, but I took this same test 5 years ago. The kids born at that time are now the 5 year olds who want to fight me.

29. I have no idea how this happened, but the number is now 29. It was 33 the last time I took the test. Have I gotten weaker in my old age, or have the 5 year olds gotten stronger? What happens if I get attacked in a dark alley somewhere by a gang of 30 pissed off 5 year olds? It would be embarrassing to beat 29 of them only to have the last one take me out. I need to start working out more.

[Karl_Hungus]

23 five year olds, but I could take 36 ninety year olds.


Bring it on Grandpa!

[bodyhard]

30, I think the part where it said do you feel bad dropped my number. What is the highest number does anyone know

LOL at the bees part.

[drudixon]

Funny ass sites. I didn't see my score before it tried to force "mingle" on me, which I didn't want to do. This makes me think of Lois CK. Hilarious.



Time embed not working for some reason. Go to 4:16. Funny arse ****e.

[hammerfelt]

I can take out a perfect cribbage hand

[beachguy498]

It all depends on how keen the machete blade stays, plus keeping the hand free of blood so the grip is maintained...

Rob

[mslman71]

sucks to your assmar

[theKurp]

13. One of the little bastards must of sneaked a gun in their shorts and taken me out.

[MarkDL]

Just 24 5-yr olds?! I thought having experience with Zerg rushes would net me at least 30 of the little SOBs.

[cowboybiker]

sucks to your assmar

Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch.

[D-Nutt]

I told my 3 kids, 8, 6 & 3, two of them girls, to attack me one day to test this out. Now granted, I wasn't throwing haymakers their way, but this was a pretty tiring experience and they were relentless. You better get your shots in real early or else I think any number greater than 10 five-year-olds is too high for just about anybody.

[crupiea]

22 ,5 year olds.

[sakoy]

26 , 5 year olds.

[Corbi]

YOU COULD TAKE 34 NINETY YEAR OLDS IN A FIGHT!

You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.

[mal1ce]

33 of the little bas*****

[jmelanson]

34 - five yr olds, 41 - ninety yr olds!

[quietchef]

27


That's just plain sick...... And stupid.

After all, I lift to fight zombies, not kindergarteners.

[chrisintx]

27


That's just plain sick...... And stupid.

After all, I lift to fight zombies, not kindergarteners.

What about zombie kindergarteners?

[cowboybiker]

I am not going to reveal my results. Only a sucker gives that kind of information away when so many 5 year olds have access to the internet. But I will say this, I can take three times as many 90 year olds as I can 5'ers. This should be obvious.

The average 90 year old is around 5'7". This means that lethal, or at least incapacitating, strikes can be delivered while maintaining solid footing. Not so with the average 5'er. You are going to have to bend at the waist to really land a good strike, thereby upsetting you balance. As we all know, a temporary loss of balance while being swarmed by 5'ers can easily end up with you on the floor and the 5'ers piling on. That's no good. Kicking is the way to go.

90 year olds are quite forgetful. Among any group of 50 engaged in mass violence, at least 15 will forget why they are fighting and simply begin to play dominoes against each other. These opponents can be dealt with at your leisure. 5'ers are tenacious. They will not forget why they are there. If they are hopped up on Cocoa Puffs (most are these days) you will have to take them out as they come, and they will not quit until they have tasted blood.

5'ers are not that steady on their feet. They wobble. Since the obvious winning technique (see above) relies on simple front kicks to the head, we run the risk of the little bastards wobbling just at the wrong moment and we miss a good head shot. Again, we end up dangerously off balance and vulnerable to the swarm.

5'ers are biters, 90 year olds not so much. Don't underestimate this.

Yes, it is easier to pick up a 5'er by the ankles and use him as a bludgeon against his posse. However, it has been my experience that these kids rarely wear pants that actually fit. This opens up the possibility of having the little rat slip completely out of his pants and fly out of your hands. Again, you may end up dangerously off balance and vulnerable to the swarm.

Repped and would rep again if I could

[dungeonmistress]

25 5 year olds. and I answered yes to the bees question because i have had experience with a swarm of wasps unfortunately.

[kimm4]

28 5 yrs, 37 90 yrs.

[Smelly bull]

I am not going to reveal my results. Only a sucker gives that kind of information away when so many 5 year olds have access to the internet. But I will say this, I can take three times as many 90 year olds as I can 5'ers. This should be obvious.

The average 90 year old is around 5'7". This means that lethal, or at least incapacitating, strikes can be delivered while maintaining solid footing. Not so with the average 5'er. You are going to have to bend at the waist to really land a good strike, thereby upsetting you balance. As we all know, a temporary loss of balance while being swarmed by 5'ers can easily end up with you on the floor and the 5'ers piling on. That's no good. Kicking is the way to go.

90 year olds are quite forgetful. Among any group of 50 engaged in mass violence, at least 15 will forget why they are fighting and simply begin to play dominoes against each other. These opponents can be dealt with at your leisure. 5'ers are tenacious. They will not forget why they are there. If they are hopped up on Cocoa Puffs (most are these days) you will have to take them out as they come, and they will not quit until they have tasted blood.

5'ers are not that steady on their feet. They wobble. Since the obvious winning technique (see above) relies on simple front kicks to the head, we run the risk of the little bastards wobbling just at the wrong moment and we miss a good head shot. Again, we end up dangerously off balance and vulnerable to the swarm.

5'ers are biters, 90 year olds not so much. Don't underestimate this.

Yes, it is easier to pick up a 5'er by the ankles and use him as a bludgeon against his posse. However, it has been my experience that these kids rarely wear pants that actually fit. This opens up the possibility of having the little rat slip completely out of his pants and fly out of your hands. Again, you may end up dangerously off balance and vulnerable to the swarm.

This was great, thanks.. On the spread....

[GuyJin]

Someone rep eomrat for me, please. This is priceless!

[john-t-b]

Someone rep eomrat for me, please. This is priceless!

Not much but i got him for you.