Have Some Fun with APP NUT and Win NEW BLACK CATS V2 !

[Jeff the Repper]

To celebrate our lastest addition to the Bodybuilding.com Store we are inviting you all to have some fun on us and win some BLACK CATS V2!



What do you have to do?

Easy, have some fun at the expense of Team App Nut. We are looking for a Poem, Limerick or even a Rap about one or more of the App Nut Team. Be creative, as the whole team will be judging this so there will be bonus points if more than one rep or App Nut Supplement is mentioned.

What is up for grabs?

We have 60 and 25 count bottles up for grabs so put your thinking caps on and let's have some laughs.



http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/ap...k-cats-v2.html



The boring stuff :
- Keep the content to PG-13
- Must be 18 years of age to enter
- US and Canadian residents only
- Must have a minimum of 50 posts with positive reputation
- Review in Store and Forum

[SurendraKumar]

Do we have to log it?

[brazilianbadboy]

Since when is Black Catz 2.0 is on bb.com???

[Vitruvian]

Do we have to log it?

No log required, but appreciated. Minimum request of a review on the forums and in the store

[drooks10]

Do we have to log it?

Nope, but a review would be nice.

Please someone make a good one about Vitruvian and Dewey. Lol

[Jeff the Repper]

One thing about fishing Sloop hates

is not all the boredom and wait

it's heading for shore

with a story so poor

cause the biggest thing hooked was his bait!

[nugget5]

Do we have to log it?

You don't have to

Since when is Black Catz 2.0 is on bb.com???

Since now so get your little quips in

[caveycavey]

Roses are red and Drive are blue
Deweys a legend and app nut rocks too.

There once was a guy named drooks
Who hit the gym not the books
For his brain to thrive
He had to have his drive
Cos he sure don't have the looks.

Jk.

There once was a guy named nugget
Who didn't like protein so he'd chug it
So he fueled his car on some neovar
And now he has herbie love bug it.

[neddo]

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I suck at poetry,
show me sloop's tits.

[memcop]

Jack and Jill...............




Solid promo

[nugget5]

Jack and Jill...............




Solid promo

Lookie who came to join

[llahhsoj]

I'm not entering but Black Cats v.II is a good product.

[Jeff the Repper]

I'm not entering but Black Cats v.II is a good product.

don't got the time
to jot down a rhyme?

[brazilianbadboy]

You don't have to

Since now so get your little quips in

Lol I was going to but I still have a 60 caps bottle at home. Will let someone else get a chance to trying them. They are really awesome so more people need to try them.

[nugget5]

Lol I was going to but I still have a 60 caps bottle at home. Will let someone else get a chance to trying them. They are really awesome so more people need to try them.

Good man.

[neddo]

How is this not blowing up?

It's pretty damn easy to put together a good-humored jab; and it's for free product? wat

leggggo

[obey46]

People are not aware how awesome this stuff is. I used this stuff post Turkey Day dinner to get out of food coma to go Black Friday shopping all night.

[caveycavey]

There once was a guy named the repper
Who loved dancing to salt and pepper
He popped his black cats and put on his spats
And now he's called Jeff the 2 stepper

There once was a guy named vitruvian
Who I always thought was Peruvian
He took RPM to sing a requiem
But instead just acts like a hooligan.

[Hockey16z]

Dewey, dewey, pop them pills like they chewy. Jeff, gettin all the ladies, ur as sick as hugh heff. Vitruvian makin bank so he can go to the carribean.

Lol idk, I tried.

[nugget5]

Haha nice entries guys! Keep em coming.

Sloop likes soup
After that he takes a poop
Drives around in a ford Taurus coupe
Then he goes to shop some hoop

[Jeff the Repper]

This is gonna be awesome, keep them coming guys.

[BenW22]

An ode to Sloop and Dewey and Jeff the Repper

Dewey hooked me up with some Cats v2
which I stacked with Craze
You know you want to -
You'll set PRs for days

Sloop lifted 500 lbs dead
with only minor leg shake
Were I to try, my face would be red
cause that ain't no piece of cake

And let us not forget the Repper
with whom I am not really familiar
I hear he likes Dr. Pepper
LIES! I know he only drinks Miller

Those are kinda silly, but I'm at work, what do you expect I've already tried BCv2, but I couldn't resist the chance to test out my poetic skillz. Good luck to all who enter. I really have stacked it with Craze...VERY awesome indeed.

Edit: whoops! I forgot Nugget!


...Ah, fug it.

[standon23]

Drooks seems to be a rapper
one must agree he seems pretty dapper
I will also try for some cat
So please step back


Vitrruvian tried to drive to the store
but his fat free ass hit the floor

Jeff the repper didnt like pepper
So he ate his heffer with ketchup...wait what?

This **** is hard haha

[Jeff the Repper]

just so you all have the up to date list of targets:

- rms80
- Vitruvian
- Nugget5
- Black_Label
- drooks10
- Jeff The Repper
- Organicshadow
- Sloop
- Dewey99

be sure to spread it around like Dewey

[melaneybh]

well I am going to make a fool outta myself with this.

His name is jeff the repper
He didnt get jacked from riding the stair stepper
From what I hear he has a passion for guns
and a secret thing for nuns
boy he loves to shill
It gives him one hell of a thrill

Now lets not forget sloop
Enough was enough and he flew the coop
To hit up christmas baked foods
and track down some noods
Now hes on his fishing trip
and when he reads these hes going to flip

Nugget flaunt hes 75% Italian
does he want a medallion?
Hes struggling with his squat
but dont think hes a twat
dont you dare call him a tool
Because we know hes no fool

Then there was Drooks
He wasn't known for his looks
He hit the gym
But he didnt need no stim
He found some Drive
it helped him thrive
Now there aint no fooling
hes got the ladies drooling

Vitruvian searches for nude erections
someone needs to point him in the right direction
he has one hell of a stockpile
been collecting that for a while
too busy to share pics
cause hes mirin the dicks

Then there is black label
His presence is like a fable
Hes drinks tons of beer
so watch yours if hes near
he wont miss Breaking bad,
if he does, you wouldnt like him when hes mad

Dewey decided to take a break
It was all he could take
the sample requests were just too much
he is out of touch
Dewey must come back
to pick up everyone else's slack

So how bout you hook me up
with an awesome supp
I want some Black cats V2
come on, you do too!

well that was fun, no offense meant

[neddo]

Uh.... LOL^^

[BenW22]

well I am going to make a fool outta myself with this.

Holy crap. Winnar

[nugget5]

Haha I think we might have the best one yet

[obey46]

well I am going to make a fool outta myself with this.

His name is jeff the repper
He didnt get jacked from riding the stair stepper
From what I hear he has a passion for guns
and a secret thing for nuns
boy he loves to shill
It gives him one hell of a thrill

Now lets not forget sloop
Enough was enough and he flew the coop
To hit up christmas baked foods
and track down some noods
Now hes on his fishing trip
and when he reads these hes going to flip

Nugget flaunt hes 75% Italian
does he want a medallion?
Hes struggling with his squat
but dont think hes a twat
dont you dare call him a tool
Because we know hes no fool

Then there was Drooks
He wasn't known for his looks
He hit the gym
But he didnt need no stim
He found some Drive
it helped him thrive
Now there aint no fooling
hes got the ladies drooling

Vitruvian searches for nude erections
someone needs to point him in the right direction
he has one hell of a stockpile
been collecting that for a while
too busy to share pics
cause hes mirin the dicks

Then there is black label
His presence is like a fable
Hes drinks tons of beer
so watch yours if hes near
he wont miss Breaking bad,
if he does, you wouldnt like him when hes mad

Dewey decided to take a break
It was all he could take
the sample requests were just too much
he is out of touch
Dewey must come back
to pick up everyone else's slack

So how bout you hook me up
with an awesome supp
I want some Black cats V2
come on, you do too!

well that was fun, no offense meant

[Jeff the Repper]

must be some wizards in here...

- I did drink a dr. pepper today, which I can say is about one every six months
- I went to a catholic school ran by nuns
- just posted my Stairmaster for sale this week
- guns = <3

all true stuff, now I need one about banging a couple hot strippers.....