so the night started off well... was going to go 3rds on a 1ltr bottle of morgan spiced with the lads, but that did not happen i drank 3 quarters of it.
At my mates (who's just had a baby) messing about with the decks dropping some beats.. then all of his mrs mates come round about 12 of them i start firing in, flirting etc playing some beer pong and then my mind goes blank.
rang one of the lads this morning
this is what happened
- started spitting on mates floor
- kissed 3 of the girls they were all kicking off with each other
- laying on the floor spitting upwards and it landing on my face
- broke his backdoor
- laying in the bath for about half hour
- got told to leave and i told him to **** off.. he said hes got a kid living here and ive got to go.. i said **** your kid our friendship is over
- left the house told the neighbour i was going to spark her out
- she calls cops they tell me to go home or the cells
- left my shoes in the house
- got in a different mates car to take me home started hitting his dash airbag goes off
- do a runner from that
- get in taxi start spitting on dash
- took me to police station
- leave wallet in taxi
- cops from previously tell me in goin in cells
- i run off
- cops takes wallet back to mates house
- im in the pub with no wallet and in my socks
- got a text off another mate saying "shag just seen u face plant the floor outside the kimberly you ok"
- he comes back picks me up takes me home
brb need to go buy flowers for his mrs and next door neighbour.. then jumping off a cliff... goodnight sweet misc
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10-07-2012, 03:38 AM #1Banned
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Last night i committed social suicide
Last edited by Jwulz; 10-07-2012 at 09:20 AM.
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10-07-2012, 03:40 AM #2Registered User
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hahahha, i swear u r a cheeky one. read it, thought has to be a uk brah, left satisfied.
sounds like a good night to be fair.
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10-07-2012, 03:41 AM #3
OP is intelligent
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10-07-2012, 03:41 AM #4Registered User
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I can confirm OP's story.. I'm was the sweet before the misc but after goodnight.
shhh no tears... only dreams now.
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10-07-2012, 03:41 AM #5Bleeeah
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isthisreallife cause im lmao
why so much spitting tho?
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10-07-2012, 03:42 AM #6Registered User
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You're going to get arrested?
brb cops have your wallet/id
brb ran from the cops
warrant for arrest?
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10-07-2012, 03:42 AM #7Banned
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i have no clue.. spitting is disgustingOriginally Posted by IJustWannaPuke
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10-07-2012, 03:43 AM #8Registered User
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lol, you tw@
I do it because i can, i can because i want to, i want to because you sed i couldent.
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10-07-2012, 03:44 AM #9Woody Plowski
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how old are you?
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10-07-2012, 03:45 AM #10Banned
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a not a single good time was had with alcohol that night.
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10-07-2012, 03:45 AM #11Registered User
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I like bath salts too
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10-07-2012, 03:46 AM #12Banned
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they took it back to mates houseOriginally Posted by StrongSrs
21Originally Posted by white_pele
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10-07-2012, 03:46 AM #13we're full
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Wow, thought about easing up on the drink before? first time something this epic has happened?
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10-07-2012, 03:47 AM #14
You cheeky kunt. Was expecting OP to be Pommie left satisfied.
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10-07-2012, 03:47 AM #15wut neow pussies?!
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LmfaoOriginally Posted by Jwulz
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10-07-2012, 03:50 AM #16Registered User
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Bath salts, not even once
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10-07-2012, 03:51 AM #17That just happened
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u wot m8
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10-07-2012, 03:52 AM #18Banned
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lmao @ bath salts
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10-07-2012, 03:54 AM #19Registered User
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air bags can't go off from hitting the dash, I believe this story is a fraud.
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10-07-2012, 03:54 AM #20☆☆☆υк ¢яєω☆☆☆
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would hate to be your friend
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10-07-2012, 03:56 AM #21Banned
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its what i got told... i cannot remember a thing bro. and by bro i mean never my bro, broOriginally Posted by RussWheeler
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Well whoever told you that lied, bro, bro-bro.Originally Posted by Jwulz
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10-07-2012, 04:00 AM #23YOLO¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Spitting? You filthy kunt.
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10-07-2012, 04:00 AM #24Banned
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ok bro xoxoOriginally Posted by RussWheeler
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i would have kicked your ass brah srs military or no military
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10-07-2012, 04:04 AM #26Registered User
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sounds like your night was oughtfully crazy
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10-07-2012, 04:06 AM #27Registered User
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I was like this Sunday
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Yes, because that's what makes airbags deploy.....Originally Posted by Jwulz
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10-07-2012, 04:08 AM #29Banned
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10-07-2012 12:02 PM
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Thread: Last night i committed...
im guessing youve killed innocent people
cheers for the neg *******.
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10-07-2012, 04:09 AM #30Banned
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read above commentsOriginally Posted by PitBillSoxFan
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