Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt (Credit to MomasBoyOnline's sig)
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08-19-2012, 09:33 AM #1Banned
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ITT: We're horrible people and laugh at jokes that go too far
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08-19-2012, 09:36 AM #2Registered User
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
When you dad's cock tastes of blood.
toofar/10?
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08-19-2012, 09:36 AM #3Banned
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unaware of British royal family jokes crew checking in
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08-19-2012, 09:37 AM #4Banned
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I have to admit some jokes do go too far though. For example, Holocaust jokes aren't funny at all Anne Frankly I won't stand for them
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08-19-2012, 09:37 AM #5Registered User
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I admit, I made a joke about the tsunami in Japan like a month after it happened...
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08-19-2012, 09:38 AM #6are you serious? Princess Diana is dead, she died in 1995 (ish) in a car crash.Originally Posted by Need2bulk4life
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08-19-2012, 09:38 AM #7Registered User
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Well I was gonna make a gay joke, butt fuk it
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08-19-2012, 09:39 AM #8The Japanese are really advanced. Instead of going to the beach, they bring the beach to them.Originally Posted by Beararms
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08-19-2012, 09:39 AM #9Banned
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yes srsOriginally Posted by MilwaukeeBrah
i get it now
that is too far lol
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08-19-2012, 09:40 AM #10Registered User
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fukkin lolling hard right now.
need more.
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08-19-2012, 09:40 AM #11ἀρχιεπίσ
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08-19-2012, 09:40 AM #12RSJRV99RSJRV99RSJRV99RSJR
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no fuks were given about "royal blood" placement on throne that has no powerOriginally Posted by Need2bulk4life
"ive seen you around a few times. something is wrong with you. srs." -Joshua91
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08-19-2012, 09:40 AM #13Join Date: 1969
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Jerry Sandusky claims he's really young at heart. He says sometimes he feels like a 60 yr old stuck in a 10 yr old's body.
too soon?I fap to your avi
I cry during sad movies crew
I love my family crew
STL crew
Sniffs screwdriver handles crew
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08-19-2012, 09:41 AM #14Banned
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WowOriginally Posted by PissantSoldier
I did Nazi that coming
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08-19-2012, 09:41 AM #15Registered User
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^ Oh, jew
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08-19-2012, 09:43 AM #16Registered Jimmy Rustler
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Originally Posted by YeahBuddyyyyy
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08-19-2012, 09:44 AM #175K's & pull-ups
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How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.Austin Texas Crew
Ditched the weights
found Pilates
and Inner Peace
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08-19-2012, 09:44 AM #18
I like my girls like I have my FIFA
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08-19-2012, 09:45 AM #19ἀρχιεπίσ
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08-19-2012, 09:45 AM #20Banned
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Originally Posted by yeahbuddyyyyy
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08-19-2012, 09:46 AM #21
What's the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby?
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
Did you hear the news about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old!
What do 8/9 people enjoy?
Gang rape
Whats the difference between OP and a bag of sh!t
the bag
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08-19-2012, 09:47 AM #22Banned
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Nothing wrong with that. You know what they say, "If their age is on the clock, they're old enough for cock"Originally Posted by der8auer
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08-19-2012, 09:47 AM #23Registered User
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Leave the paralytics alone, though. Cripple jokes are lame.
inb4 loony i swear...
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08-19-2012, 09:48 AM #24Registered User
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Why was Jerry Sandusky so excited to go to Wal-Mart?
He heard that boys' pants were half off.
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08-19-2012, 09:49 AM #25Registered Jimmy Rustler
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What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion?Originally Posted by der8auer
Nobody cries when they chop up an onion.
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08-19-2012, 09:49 AM #26whats better than winning a paralympic gold medal?Originally Posted by YKcid
walking
loony pls
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08-19-2012, 09:49 AM #27Banned
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This thread is making me feel like such a bad person lmao
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08-19-2012, 09:50 AM #28Registered User
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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
CancerBraves - Falcons - Thrashers - UGA
***Georgia Crew***
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08-19-2012, 09:50 AM #29Staunch Nationalist
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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
pizzas do not scream when you put them in the ovenBrowns/Indians/Cavs/Buckeyes
High Test Crew
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08-19-2012, 09:52 AM #30Registered User
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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Break his neck.
What's better than celebrating your Bar Mitzvah?
Not being Jewish.
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