*Official US Army Thread* 5th Tour: Garrison Army of Peace

[TheFallOfRome]

pick up line of choice...creamed their paints daily

lmfao bishes knew the power before you even bb.comed.

[paulpfiction]

in4 rape. Your angus is not prepared.

i eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast

[austin.j.taylor]

I am predicting a 20 point blowout.

[Gomer_Pyle]

They're awesome akshully. King Field House on old post is really nice and has e'ry thang you need. There's also a gym every 2 blocks down the street all the barracks are on. You'll enjoi

Will finally be able to get my lift on

Also, Va dont be distraught. If i graduate ill be doing plenty of tdys through dc probably.

[jmonty]

[jmonty]

I have a question for everyone...at what rank do you think the ARMY becomes a more successful time more than feeling like you are a bottom feeder? Enlisted wise btw. e-6 e-7? hell even 3-4 just curious.

probably battalion commander level

or any SF

really never though. everyone is somebody's bitch to some degree. even the president.

[BigJohnny999]

Just remember to tell the girls in Aggieville that you go to KSU... they don't like Army guys.

You can always come to KC... thats probably your best bet for a good time.

I want to go there now so I can fight all those dumb sloots. I get a lot of the same at Bliss but it's to be expected since it's basically Mexico, it's easier to talk smack because the average 22 year old female has two kids, lives at home and has a minimum wage job that makes them just enough money to get drunk three nights a week.

When girls talk **** about "Army guys", shyt is bound to get fully real.

[Gomer_Pyle]

What do they talk **** about?

My ex was seemingly unaware when i told her i heard everyone hates Army guys lol


My buddy also told me there are frats there who have to take a soldiers tags to get in? Lololll

[jmonty]

... just enough money to get drunk three nights a week.

that would suck

[BigJohnny999]

What do they talk **** about?

My ex was seemingly unaware when i told her i heard everyone hates Army guys lol


My buddy also told me there are frats there who have to take a soldiers tags to get in? Lololll

Every girl has had a bad experience with somebody in the Army, so they like to classify Army guys as d bags. I usually tell them I dated a girl once that was a cum guzzling demon slut, so surely every girl must also be a cum guzzling demon slut.

[austin.j.taylor]

probably battalion commander level

or any SF

really never though. everyone is somebody's bitch to some degree. even the president.

You are always someones bitch in the army. My favorite rank had to be E-4 because I had good leadership that left us alone. That type of leadership doesnt exist anymore.

that would suck

Yeah, who only drinks 3 days a week?

[Gomer_Pyle]

Every girl has had a bad experience with somebody in the Army, so they like to classify Army guys as d bags. I usually tell them I dated a girl once that was a cum guzzling demon slut, so surely every girl must also be a cum guzzling demon slut.

Women logic.

Not even once.


And i can barely find anything on my unit online. Its like 16 guys haha

[jmonty]

You are always someones bitch in the army. My favorite rank had to be E-4 because I had good leadership that left us alone. That type of leadership doesnt exist anymore.


Yeah, who only drinks 3 days a week?

E4 was the best.

And ya

[Gomer_Pyle]

Va it would be pretty funny if you made an appearance in this thread since you like this meme

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=147928523

[VAPump]

Va it would be pretty funny if you made an appearance in this thread since you like this meme

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=147928523

done

[TheFallOfRome]

done

responded lol. Did you guys catch the thread the other night about I can confirm, I am house in the ****ter?

[BigJohnny999]

You are always someones bitch in the army. My favorite rank had to be E-4 because I had good leadership that left us alone. That type of leadership doesnt exist anymore.


Yeah, who only drinks 3 days a week?

People who work at subway, have two kids and spend the little money they do make on expensive clothes and alcohol.

If you think I'm making a joke it's probably because I am, but if you think I'm joking spend a weekend in El Paso and I'll blow you're fking mind.




Edit: ...and people like me who are fat and can't afford to drink on weekdays.

[matt3400]

It finally rained here last night after four months of nothing.

Sinkholes all over the place now, brb trying not to snap my ankle.

[drarmament]

I was a rebel. Did you see that tape I listened to... I liked to do hood rat things with my friends and my parents couldn't stop me. done with the book. Now what

I was a punk rocker, back in the day, listen to dead kennedys, exploited, just basic political punk rock... then join the mil and started to listen to country music...

[drarmament]

fuk

X2,

It's not that bad...


*hushed voice as he looks away* it's pretty bad.

Its bad, riley sux, I hate it here. SMH, hit me up when you get here If I haven't PCS yet...

[schnit]

Dropping my psych class....Teacher is just a enormous thunderkunt. 47 pages of syllabus (WTF!?) We are expected to remember that if something is bold, underlined, in italics, and has explanation marks after it that it's due at the beginning of class. If it's bolded, underlined, standard font with explanation marks it's an in-class project. If you are caught loaning someone a #2 pencil for a test, you both will receive a zero on the test. (DA FUK!?!)

Today at the beginning of class she kicked about 15 of us out because we didn't score at least 90% on the last test. She told me that my 88.9% meant that I didn't have enough understanding of the subject matter to make any sort of contribution to today's in class assignments and that I'd be a drain on my partner.

Dropping class and sending a letter to the dean. Sad thing is that Psych isn't a required course for my degree plan, and I was taking it because it's something I'm interested in and wanted a better understanding.

Can anyone confirm?

[schnit]

=paulpfiction;944302063
this was me stylin on you all back in 1991.

Dat class XIV dental.

[S1D3SW1P3]

Boned so hard today... Was gonn sleep in and my phone got blown up. I gotta go judge the best warrior competition. Myself and my buddy are the only 2 NCOs in the unit who can pass a PT test available. Th other 2 (yeah, only 2, WTF) are tasked out.

[TXBuddy]

Dropping my psych class....Teacher is just a enormous thunderkunt. 47 pages of syllabus (WTF!?) We are expected to remember that if something is bold, underlined, in italics, and has explanation marks after it that it's due at the beginning of class. If it's bolded, underlined, standard font with explanation marks it's an in-class project. If you are caught loaning someone a #2 pencil for a test, you both will receive a zero on the test. (DA FUK!?!)

Today at the beginning of class she kicked about 15 of us out because we didn't score at least 90% on the last test. She told me that my 88.9% meant that I didn't have enough understanding of the subject matter to make any sort of contribution to today's in class assignments and that I'd be a drain on my partner.

Dropping class and sending a letter to the dean. Sad thing is that Psych isn't a required course for my degree plan, and I was taking it because it's something I'm interested in and wanted a better understanding.

Can anyone confirm?

DaFuk?! This doesn't sound reasonable at all. Since when is 88.9% on a test unnacceptable? One could graduate from the university with a 2.0!

[Hola Bola]

You are always someones bitch in the army. My favorite rank had to be E-4 because I had good leadership that left us alone. That type of leadership doesnt exist anymore.


Yeah, who only drinks 3 days a week?

My favorite rank is E-6... its like the E-4 of NCO's. You get out of the ****ty details that the E-5's get stuck with, but don't have as much responsibility as the E-7's. I would've been happy retiring as an E-6, but nooooo....

[VAPump]

My favorite rank is E-6... its like the E-4 of NCO's. You get out of the ****ty details that the E-5's get stuck with, but don't have as much responsibility as the E-7's. I would've been happy retiring as an E-6, but nooooo....

This.

[paulpfiction]

god damn ****ing allergies


anybody have bad allergies?


I've already taken a claritin and still can't go further than 3 feet from a kleenex box. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[paulpfiction]

DaFuk?! This doesn't sound reasonable at all. Since when is 88.9% on a test unnacceptable? One could graduate from the university with a 2.0!

[CheekyRunt]

Boned so hard today... Was gonn sleep in and my phone got blown up. I gotta go judge the best warrior competition. Myself and my buddy are the only 2 NCOs in the unit who can pass a PT test available. Th other 2 (yeah, only 2, WTF) are tasked out.

How is this possible?

[matt3400]

I would've been happy retiring as an E-6, but nooooo....

I probably am with the way promotions in my MOS have been going. BRB promoting 18-26 people out of 1500+ eligible for the past five years.