Me: I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with welch's grape juice...
Her: I'm lookin for a sugar daddy sry babe
Me: I be CEO-ing 10k every day.
Her: Txt me **********
Her: It's my bday send me some money
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08-07-2012, 11:04 AM #1Banned
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How do I respond to this bish looking for a suger daddy
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08-07-2012, 11:14 AM #2Banned
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Bump..
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08-07-2012, 11:15 AM #3Kobe The GOATBE
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08-07-2012, 11:15 AM #4Push/Pull/Grow
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08-07-2012, 11:25 AM #5Banned
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So I text her this first.
Me: O hai thar! So its your bday?
Her: mm h...
Her: Wanna spoil me?
Her: Send me money and you'll something in return
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08-07-2012, 11:32 AM #6Registered User
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Tell her you don't do business on credit and she'll have to send you something before any monetary exchanges will take place. Maybe tell her it's a test to make sure she isn't frauding. Spoon pics are mandatory.Originally Posted by Bullet11
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08-07-2012, 11:43 AM #7
Get her address and tell her you are sending her the money.
Then take a dollar, write a message on it, ( maybe decided by the misc ) and send it to her with coupons for a tv dinner and some grape juice.
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08-07-2012, 12:01 PM #8started:120lbs
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Originally Posted by officekid87
Originally Posted by MITHIX
One of these. Or perhaps do both in that order.
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08-07-2012, 12:02 PM #9Nostalgia Brah
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Don't you have to be good looking to be a gold digger?
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08-07-2012, 12:02 PM #10Registered User
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pisses me off. imo call her a stupid bitch and give her the eyes too far apart copy pasta. bish thinks you're just gonna send her money cuz it's her bday.
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I rep back 2k+
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08-07-2012, 12:32 PM #11Banned
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Here are the texts between me and her
Her:So can u send me money? If not no biggy:/ I just wanna be left out on my bday you kno
Me:Ok I can
Her:Alright well how u wanna do it babe
Me:I'll bring it to you, lol
Her:Noo just send it:/ please..
Me:Ok babe
Her: Wana money gram it??
Me:OK. But first I'll let you know that I'm in the Mob. So if you are not who you say you are then stop right now. What I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. If you are lying to me then I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. And it would be easy because I can track your number.
Her:Why the ****? I am who I am.. Why would I lie..
Her:What the **** I'm scared:/ nevermind
Me:So who do I send the money too?
Her:Eleni *****
Her: How u gonna threaten me??
Her:How u gonna invite me somewhere and tell me u would track me down and kill me..
me: Just in case if your lying
Her: Y would I lie and why would u say that
Me: I'll have my bodyguards drop the money off at your house
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08-07-2012, 12:35 PM #12
Acquire nudes.
Post said nudes.
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Reps.
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08-07-2012, 12:39 PM #13Banned
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Me: I'll have my bodyguards drop the money off at your house
Her:Not interested anymore
ME:dont worry, I already have your address
her:Ur freakin me out
her: what is it?
(I look up her ********)
Me:So you are a Waitress at Elenis Restaurant, hows that working out?
Her:Well my father is a cop watch out
Me: I have the cops on the payroll
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08-07-2012, 12:41 PM #14Русский бра
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Look at all those people down there, they follow the rules for what? They're letting fear lead them.
What happens if they don't?
Life's simple - you make choices and you dont look back.
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08-07-2012, 12:47 PM #15Herts, UK
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Tell her money is on way. Then say the bodyguard will give a package and you expect it delivered to the address given
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08-07-2012, 12:48 PM #16Banned
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Envelope full of 100 pennies baby. She'll get moist
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08-07-2012, 12:50 PM #17___M A G A___
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Originally Posted by Bullet11
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08-07-2012, 12:50 PM #18thread ender
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lol this thread got amusing. subbed
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08-07-2012, 12:53 PM #19Registered User
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the sad thing is she probably does this all the time and desperate beta WK *******s probably money gram her cash in hopes of slaying then she never talkes to them again until she needs more money.
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08-07-2012, 12:54 PM #20Registered User
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moar.
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08-07-2012, 12:56 PM #21[300 Spartan Crew]
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Tell her the check is in the mail
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08-07-2012, 01:00 PM #22The ment, enjoy it.
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08-07-2012, 01:06 PM #23lol, the thought of this makes me sick to my stomach. Sloots gonna sloot.Originally Posted by sawalke4
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08-07-2012, 01:07 PM #24Banned
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I have her ******** and number if anyone wants it.Originally Posted by Antonio519
More pics of her
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08-07-2012, 01:08 PM #25
would smash and run far away.
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08-07-2012, 01:09 PM #26Registered User
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Quality trolling OP
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08-07-2012, 01:10 PM #27Registered User
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Didn't have high hopes but loling hard at these recent updates, gjdm
Wonder how much money she has gotten from this sht...
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08-07-2012, 01:11 PM #28Banned
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08-07-2012, 01:13 PM #29
tell her to send u some pics first
and then give her the eyes too slanted copy pasta
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08-07-2012, 01:14 PM #30lmfao, thisOriginally Posted by sydneyalysse
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