Went to take my girlfriend to see Magic Mike lastnight......

[A1roller]

Yea, you're insecure. 24 going on 15 brah? Wouldn't you cheat on your woman with Kate Upton if you got the chance?

Whats the point in being with someone if you're willing to cheat on them as soon as you can? Fuking immature ****s. It's ok to admire a celebrity while in a relationship, but if my girl said something like that to me she would be dumped on the spot, its so disrespectful.

[Darkwatcher759]

If this is all it takes for your girlfriend to cheat, jakes on you

[magog704]

everyones gf says dat chit. i just tell my girl that i will go huff some rubber cement and get down to 195 @ 18% bf and make my eyes closer together, and im pretty much channing tatum.

[Brakh]

That's not a funny joke by her part OP. You don't say sh!t like that, it's foreshadowing things to come. And reading all these posts, you *******s try to act Alpha when you still don't even know how to be men.

[Malidrax]

Whats the point in being with someone if you're willing to cheat on them as soon as you can? Fuking immature ****s. It's ok to admire a celebrity while in a relationship, but if my girl said something like that to me she would be dumped on the spot, its so disrespectful.

are your jimmies rustled? it's not supposed to be taken seriously

[SlipperyGypsy]

If your going to get angry and walk out on a date with her, for fucks sake catch a taxi home... don't wait in the car for her to drive you home like shes your mother.

[Pyrceval78]

Lol, strong insecurity ITT. (Or would that be weak?) EVERYONE has a 'top 5 list' or something like that of famous people they find hot they would bang if they could, girls or guys. It's no big deal... it's just something people say/ think... as though any one would ever actually get that chance. Really kids, grow up.

[Fumin]

should've told her that you will rape her if u get the chance, and then proceeded to rape her

[A1roller]

are your jimmies rustled? it's not supposed to be taken seriously

Jimmy status: not rustled. Just find it funny that ****s think its acceptable to want to cheat with a celebrity, as if they are some sort of superhuman icon thats any different from cheating with a man their girl sees on the streets. Just cos he has a bit of status, no difference than your girl saying she would cheat on you with the rich man sitting in the corner of the bar.

Lol, strong insecurity ITT. (Or would that be weak?) EVERYONE has a 'top 5 list' or something like that of famous people they find hot they would bang if they could, girls or guys. It's no big deal... it's just something people say/ think... as though any one would ever actually get that chance. Really kids, grow up.

No they don't. What kind of bell end sits and compiles a list?

[bodomwarrior13]

OP should have responded with.....

I would drag my balls over the taped, resin'd and glass dipped fist of Tong Po while he power kicks my shins into oblivion just to lick the soiled panties of the girl Channing last fukked.

[ses1357]

You should have jokingly said "I would too, oh yeah...". Something along those lines, make a joke of the situation. You handled it correctly if you are 15.

yea.. this.. lol "omg he's so dreamy, would husband"

[Tony_S]

lol this thread is full of morons who will never go anywhere in life and will become divorced single fathers by 35



OP - that's a really slutty and stupid thing to say on her part. girl is a dumb wh0re. you didn't overreact.

[prodigybrah]

were your jimmies russled OP?

[gillyske]

I would have laughed and said don't be a slut. If that didn't hurt her, then she was joking, if it did, walk away because shes a slut.

[AreolaBorealis]

OP what you need to do is find Channing Tatum and fuk him before your gf gets a chance to and then rub it (and ur cawk) in her face

[Mr.NoPrint]

i lold

[Bkcmart]

Proper response

"Channing Tatum doesn't waste his time with girls like you"

Which is most likely the truth.

[Braveheart91]

Id cheat on my gf with Melanie Iglesias. I'd cheat on my WIFE with Melanie Iglesias.

[Pyrceval78]

Jimmy status: not rustled. Just find it funny that ****s think its acceptable to want to cheat with a celebrity, as if they are some sort of superhuman icon thats any different from cheating with a man their girl sees on the streets. Just cos he has a bit of status, no difference than your girl saying she would cheat on you with the rich man sitting in the corner of the bar.


No they don't. What kind of bell end sits and compiles a list?

No idea what a bell end is but no no one actually writes out a list. It's just something you say. I hear it in normal conversation say half a dozen times at least during a week. Its entirely normal.

[bustermac]

You did it all wrong, you should have gone out to the car and went to find one of those nametags that says "HELLO, MY NAME IS:" and wrote Channing Tatum on it.

Then when she gets back in the car, you just wink at her.



You...did it wrong.

While she's pretty rude telling you that, you could have played it to your advantage. There's zero chance she'll ever meet the guy and less of a chance that he's actually fulfill her fantasy. You have nothing to worry about in reality.

[bustermac]

Id cheat on my gf with Melanie Iglesias. I'd cheat on my WIFE with Melanie Iglesias.

I'd let my wife cheat on me with her as long as I can watch.

[A1roller]

Id cheat on my gf with Melanie Iglesias. I'd cheat on my WIFE with Melanie Iglesias.

Why? Why would you waste your time with someone if you think there's someone better out there or if you're not satisfied? The fact that you're saying you would cheat on her with a girl based purely on looks and not having even met Melanie Iglesias before just makes me mind = blown.

No idea what a bell end is but no no one actually writes out a list. It's just something you say. I hear it in normal conversation say half a dozen times at least during a week. Its entirely normal.

And most people in life are little ****s who are obsessed with celebrity culture, doesn't make it right. Most people are overweight, you could say being overweight is entirely normal, doesn't mean you should get fat. Many people live their lives with regrets and marry what they can get, not what they actually want unfortunately.

[MrLegend]

when something like that bugs you, you just need to wait until you see an average chick walking by when you're together and go "id cheat on you with her." then you can really drive it home and say hey to person you're talking about as you walk by.

[Primobrah]

Proper response

"Channing Tatum doesn't waste his time with girls like you"

Which is most likely the truth.

This is pure gold

[LeonardShelby]

Should've thrown her a curveball and said you'd cheat on her with him too.

[Nicklol]

lol @ ppl saying "as if you wouldnt cheat on a celebrity"

no I fukn wouldnt....

would dump that bitch

[Criollo]

id cheat on my girl in a second if the right celeb walked up to me. and im sure shed do the same not a single fuk is given bro

[Tony_S]

Why? Why would you waste your time with someone if you think there's someone better out there or if you're not satisfied? The fact that you're saying you would cheat on her with a girl based purely on looks and not having even met Melanie Iglesias before just makes me mind = blown.


And most people in life are little ****s who are obsessed with celebrity culture, doesn't make it right. Most people are overweight, you could say being overweight is entirely normal, doesn't mean you should get fat. Many people live their lives with regrets and marry what they can get, not what they actually want unfortunately.

amen


world is full of idiots polluting society

[wushuq92]

I honestly dont think you did. If she's being serious then **** her. I would never cheat in a relationship. You did the right thing.

[Malidrax]

Why? Why would you waste your time with someone if you think there's someone better out there or if you're not satisfied? The fact that you're saying you would cheat on her with a girl based purely on looks and not having even met Melanie Iglesias before just makes me mind = blown.


And most people in life are little ****s who are obsessed with celebrity culture, doesn't make it right. Most people are overweight, you could say being overweight is entirely normal, doesn't mean you should get fat. Many people live their lives with regrets and marry what they can get, not what they actually want unfortunately.

People don't want to start families with celebrities, they just want to bang them once. Celebrities always have make up, photoshop, good lighting, camera angles, etc. so it's normal to be physically attracted to them.