Please tell me women aren't like this

[Hellow533]

http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/commun...1675846?page=1
I mean, come on.

[Michelle_Rose]

of course ! if its on the web, it means its true !

[Hellow533]

of course ! if its on the web, it means its true !

Obviously.

[rdferguson]

Saw the title....saw the link....here's what I thought I was going to be in for:

"O HAI COSMO, so my boyfriend's uncle caresses my inner thighs when no one's looking, and I was wondering if he does that cus he's Australian? I don't say anything because I don't want to seem racist?????"

Here's what I got:

"O HAI FEM MISK, which of the following do you find most attractive?" with a bunch of pictures that demonstrate the OP's lack of awareness on what an "average" male looks like, followed by members of that forum saying which guys out of all those pictures they find most attractive.

[UnaChispita]

Some women are like that.

But you will probably find that on a bb site, women here find "massive" attractive.

[latebloomingmom]

depends on the woman...but on this site? ya we kinda like muscles..

[Sarah97]

Once I saw the "built" and "massive" pictures I forgot why the heck I was looking at them in the first place. Noms.

[itsagoodday]

I got distracted by the fact that 'toned' guy is wearing very pretty lip gloss.

[Michelle_Rose]

Some women are like that.

But you will probably find that on a bb site, women here find "massive" attractive.

im in love with massive guys. where can i get one ? how much ??

[Wyomann]

im in love with massive guys. where can i get one ? how much ??

That depends are you paying in Candian dollars, American dollars, or with Moose Eggs and Syrup?

[Michelle_Rose]

That depends are you paying in Candian dollars, American dollars, or with Moose Eggs and Syrup?

you have no idea what we, Canadians Women, can do with maple syrup

[mydawgs]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=146076733


Despite the ADD of this thread, these women likz the muszlez.....yes the bigger the better

[NOVA888]

Here we go again. There needs to be a sticky on this topic, this way dudes can just work it out by reading through on their own.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=146076733

Despite the ADD of this thread, these women likz the muszlez.....yes the bigger the better

Oh, stop that, this is a bodybuilding forum and you know it. What do you expect to read here?

[thebigzakbowski]

Do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Big boobs or really big boobs? You think all guys like the same thing? Women also like different stuff. Some dig some skinny pencil neck geek guys. Others would rather have a guy who can bench more than the woman can. Really really smart chicks dig guys like me

[NOVA888]

Do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Big boobs or really big boobs? You think all guys like the same thing? Women also like different stuff. Some dig some skinny pencil neck geek guys. Others would rather have a guy who can bench more than the woman can. Really really smart chicks dig guys like me

Really? I was under the impression that ALL women want uber-goodlooking men that are wildly muscular. And if we don't, we're either lying or not physically/intellectually 'secure' enough.

[pUniCepts]

I didn't know Natty Graham was that famous...

[Hellow533]

That depends are you paying in Candian dollars, American dollars, or with Moose Eggs and Syrup?

What the hell is a moose egg?

[Wyomann]

What the hell is a moose egg?

It is where baby Moose come from. When the mommy moose sits on the egg long enough it gets warm and a baby moose pops out of the egg..duh.

[mydawgs]

Here we go again. There needs to be a sticky on this topic, this way dudes can just work it out by reading through on their own.




Oh, stop that, this is a bodybuilding forum and you know it. What do you expect to read here?

The reg MISC posted a bunch of Cosmo articles with all the women sayin "yucky big muscles"....I said they asked the wrong women....

[Madi-J]

"Massive" is by far the most attractive to me, though he's not what I would personally classify as massive. Either way, I want a MAN.

[gdj94x]

I didn't know Natty Graham was that famous...

He's natty btw
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[Hellow533]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=146076733


Despite the ADD of this thread, these women likz the muszlez.....yes the bigger the better

"Massive" is by far the most attractive to me, though he's not what I would personally classify as massive. Either way, I want a MAN.

Saw this and remembered this thread. This massive or bigger?

Oh, and you should know but that's Eugene Mishin if you don't.

[EliteBrah]

the responses in this thread are dumb. You guys are trying to say that every female is different and its just preferences blah blah
Well.....
When 99% of the female population say that they are absolutely disgusted by even a little muscularity it can be very disheartening.
I know that this is a bodybuilding website and women on here will say that they like muscle, but its so far from the truth. Why do the large majority of women hate muscular men? I can understand if your a 300lb bodybuilder, but when your like 180lbs and girls give you a hard time for being "too big" it gets really annoying.

[aristomeow]

the responses in this thread are dumb. You guys are trying to say that every female is different and its just preferences blah blah
Well.....
When 99% of the female population say that they are absolutely disgusted by even a little muscularity it can be very disheartening.
I know that this is a bodybuilding website and women on here will say that they like muscle, but its so far from the truth. Why do the large majority of women hate muscular men? I can understand if your a 300lb bodybuilder, but when your like 180lbs and girls give you a hard time for being "too big" it gets really annoying.

More importantly, wat the fuk is going on in your avatar bro

[Wyomann]

More importantly, wat the fuk is going on in your avatar bro

That's his bicep flexing. I'm used to seeing big guns in the mirror all the time, so I knew what it was right away.

[aristomeow]

That's his bicep flexing. I'm used to seeing big guns in the mirror all the time, so I knew what it was right away.

OHMYGODTHATSHISARMPITHAIR.

*OCD freakout*

[EliteBrah]

OHMYGODTHATSHISARMPITHAIR.

*OCD freakout*

Just out of curiosity what did you think it was a pic of? haha

[pUniCepts]

the responses in this thread are dumb. You guys are trying to say that every female is different and its just preferences blah blah
Well.....
When 99% of the female population say that they are absolutely disgusted by even a little muscularity it can be very disheartening.
I know that this is a bodybuilding website and women on here will say that they like muscle, but its so far from the truth. Why do the large majority of women hate muscular men? I can understand if your a 300lb bodybuilder, but when your like 180lbs and girls give you a hard time for being "too big" it gets really annoying.

99% of women hate being donkey punched. Is that going to stop you?

No.

[aristomeow]

Just out of curiosity what did you think it was a pic of? haha

"Things aristomeow considered when trying to figure out EliteBrah's avatar:
1. Some sort of weirdly shaped pelvic bone.
2. A penis entering some sort of receptacle".
3. Hands holding each other in a bizarro embrace.
4. Alien growth."

Clearly I am normal.



Edit: I like "built" but I know they all would look smaller IRL so I'll go with massive too.

[Jemima92]

no. 'Average' is perfect, IMHO