No its a dream DuhHOriginally Posted by aristomeow
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06-27-2012, 04:33 PM #31
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06-27-2012, 04:33 PM #32Banned
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ain't no girl dream or otherwise screaming at some bellysmooches!Originally Posted by PotatosGonPotat
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06-27-2012, 05:37 PM #33
okay okay .. "After softly kissing the stomach you then proceeded munching down her vagina"
Better?
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06-27-2012, 05:45 PM #34Banned
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You my friend are a gentleman and a scholar !Originally Posted by PotatosGonPotat
okay okay .. "After softly kissing the stomach you then proceeded munching down her vagina"
Better?
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06-27-2012, 07:44 PM #35O_o \m/
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My PIITB story was probably more scream-worthy... just sayin'.Originally Posted by aristomeow
Sept of Baelor was an inside job. Wildfire can't melt stone masonry.
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06-27-2012, 07:51 PM #36Banned
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Already saved to my iPad for dem lonely nights.Originally Posted by Keltron
wait wut.
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06-27-2012, 07:56 PM #37Assuming I woke up
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"You walked in the room. I came. Next time, I will try to last a little longer."
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06-27-2012, 08:18 PM #38Banned
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"I'd like to experience the biggest 'O' of my life so do ya mind if I take a ride on your bike? naaw I dont need ya to come along..I justOriginally Posted by itsagoodday
want your bike"
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06-27-2012, 08:22 PM #39Assuming I woke up
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"Sex on washing machine was amazing. Wish you were here."
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06-27-2012, 08:24 PM #40Banned
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"jets installed in my bathtub..best weekend of my life.."
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06-27-2012, 08:28 PM #41Assuming I woke up
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"Thought about you and touched myself. Then I thought about your sister and used both hands."
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06-27-2012, 08:32 PM #42Banned
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haaa..not sure if I can top that one..
"I dreampt about our sex life last night...and realized that it was just like the storm that woke me up...all thunder, no lightening"
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06-27-2012, 08:35 PM #43Assuming I woke up
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"Just realized I can make my own sandwiches. Don't bother coming home."
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06-27-2012, 08:37 PM #44Registered User
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Tell her, "I don't really remember... it's kind of vague.............. but it DEFINITELY wasn't about murdering you."
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06-27-2012, 08:39 PM #45Banned
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"I had this really great sex dream last night but I couldnt really tell if it was you..the person in it had a birthmark...can you take your pants off so I can see if it was you?"
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06-27-2012, 08:45 PM #46Assuming I woke up
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"OK, right. So there was like, you, your mom and a monkey covered in bacon grease. Are you wet yet?"
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06-27-2012, 08:50 PM #47Banned
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"it was you hon, at least I think it was you ...open your mouth and let me look at your tonsils.."
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06-27-2012, 08:52 PM #48Assuming I woke up
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"Susan, you drive me wild day and night. Oh. Sorry. I honestly meant to say Jennifer, Debbie."
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06-27-2012, 08:54 PM #49Banned
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" naw baby...you dont look fat...all womenz are beautiful in the dark"
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06-27-2012, 08:58 PM #50Assuming I woke up
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"Gurl, U R Gr8! My weewee thinx so 2."
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06-27-2012, 09:10 PM #51Banned
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" girl.. I love juice and you love juice so what say we put your bod on mine and make some love juice together?"
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06-27-2012, 09:11 PM #52Assuming I woke up
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^^^ OK now, you had to have gotten that one from a 14 year old boy.
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06-27-2012, 09:13 PM #53The Bringer of rain
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Just say "I shall part you like the red sea, and I will make you more moist than India in monsoon season." women love the word moist
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06-27-2012, 09:15 PM #54Banned
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part her like the red sea?? uh that sounds nasty BigZOriginally Posted by thebigzakbowski
Just say "I shall part you like the red sea, and I will make you more moist than India in monsoon season." women love the word moist
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06-27-2012, 09:23 PM #55Assuming I woke up
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Moist makes me think of cake. And frosting. Birthdays, candles. Lots of candles cuz I'm getting old. Flames getting out of control. Fire, oh the fire. Hot firefighters arrive to save me. Ok, NOW I'm turned on.Originally Posted by thebigzakbowski
Just say "I shall part you like the red sea, and I will make you more moist than India in monsoon season." women love the word moist
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06-27-2012, 09:25 PM #56Turning Betas into Gammas
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Someone turn her off quick before she ruins another vibrator!
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06-27-2012, 09:26 PM #57Assuming I woke up
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It's OK, I blew a fuse.
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06-27-2012, 09:31 PM #58Registered User
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I'd like suggest several Moon Cup threads, Big Zak. I think you'll appreciate them.Originally Posted by thebigzakbowski
Just say "I shall part you like the red sea, and I will make you more moist than India in monsoon season." women love the word moist
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06-27-2012, 09:31 PM #59Turning Betas into Gammas
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You must have been pressing it in there pretty hard. Next time buy a gas powered one.Originally Posted by itsagoodday
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06-27-2012, 09:32 PM #60Turning Betas into Gammas
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Don't read them man, you won't sleep for weeks.Originally Posted by UnaChispita
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