ITT i tell a story with pictures

[spicyprice]

You guess what happened:













































































GO!

[redneckdeisel]

broken collarbones suck

edit:

story: your riding your bike, tire blows out and you crash around a corner, over the handlbars and BOOM. broken collarbone

[spicyprice]

broken collarbones suck

Truest story ever told in the lifetime of bb.com.

[ko300zx]

Ummmm, ehemm, anyways....you rode your bike into the back of a parked car?

[necon76]

It's training wheels for you from now on. You okay?

[redneckdeisel]

Truest story ever told in the lifetime of bb.com.

hey i gave you a story haha

[mynameisuntz]

You've just joined the ranks of Lance, Vande, and an unfathomable amount of other great cyclists!

[Andrew_S]

The room became chilly while simultaneously your TV picked up better over the air reception for some strange reason?



But sorry you're hurt. Need a sponge bath?




That's what brothers are for.











Groce.

[2423]

story time please tell

[spicyprice]

broken collarbones suck

edit:

story: your riding your bike, tire blows out and you crash around a corner, over the handlbars and BOOM. broken collarbone

nope, not over handle bars (thank God) good guess tho

Ummmm, ehemm, anyways....you rode your bike into the back of a parked car?

I may live in SD, but I aint Synthetic!

It's training wheels for you from now on. You okay?

You've just joined the ranks of Lance, Vande, and an unfathomable amount of other great cyclists!

LOL, John said i can wear this badge with honor and call myself a legit cyclist despite refusing to wear a jersey! He sent me Cancelleras' xray too.

The room became chilly while simultaneously your TV picked up better over the air reception for some strange reason?



But sorry you're hurt. Need a sponge bath?

That's what brothers are for.

Groce.

Im sorry, i only let third cousins do sponge baths. Youdont make the cut :P

[desslok]

Now this I can fap to! Let me guess, shark attack? Don't worry, I just saw a movie, you'll be back out with your bike in the water in no time!

[mynameisuntz]

LOL, John said i can wear this badge with honor and call myself a legit cyclist despite refusing to wear a jersey! He sent me Candelleras' xray too.

Cancellara? The man who rides with an engine in his bike? Trollface.

[spicyprice]

Now this I can fap to! Let me guess, shark attack? Don't worry, I just saw a movie, you'll be back out with your bike in the water in no time!

So.close.


I was in IB, so this is a possibility. I expect to back to lifting and the gym in a couple days, its just a small incision. wishful thinking

[spicyprice]

Cancellara? The man who rides with an engine in his bike? Trollface.

hah, i just corrected that too when i saw it... me and my drug induced cinderella fairytales getting all mixed up


and listen pal... you're a boy, you dont have to worry about tan lines!

[mynameisuntz]

hah, i just corrected that too when i saw it... me and my drug induced cinderella fairytales getting all mixed up


and listen pal... you're a boy, you dont have to worry about tan lines!

You think a broken collarbone is the only badge of honor? You don't think tan lines from socks + sleeves count as badges of honor?

I'm disappointed in your brother for not forcing you to embrace the lifestyle more devoutly.

[desslok]

I was in IB, so this is a possibility. I expect to back to lifting and the gym in a couple days, its just a small incision. wishful thinking

My only concern is that you can lift a pint...

[spicyprice]

Sucks, make your boyfriend buy all the desserts and cookies at TJ's.

sadly, food is not high on my list right now..... just had a few bites of rice and some soup and a pepcid. not feeling too hot :/ plus, i cant go fatty mode when i cant move!

[spicyprice]

You think a broken collarbone is the only badge of honor? You don't think tan lines from socks + sleeves count as badges of honor?

I'm disappointed in your brother for not forcing you to embrace the lifestyle more devoutly.

he lives on the other side of the country, he cant do chit! He just shakes his head and hangs it in shame...

My only concern is that you can lift a pint...

maybe i can do some pint curls to work on my exercise overflow?

[spicyprice]

Have sex?

This will be the only time you ever hear me say this......





I'd rather DIE than have sex atm.




plus, the sweet young nurse who is taking care of me probably would be scarred for life.

[RugbyTank]

Not the ending i was expecting.

But (if you did break your collar bone read on):
I broke my collar bone once they gave me a sling
Sucked I had to sleep in an arm chair for around 2-4 weeks

And i'm pretty sure its the reason why I cannot do dips without pain

[redneckdeisel]

did i miss where we get the real story?

Good luck driving btw, its faurkin horrible with a seatbelt

[sawoobley]

did i miss where we get the real story?

Good luck driving btw, its faurkin horrible with a seatbelt

Did OP run into something like a tree branch or a sign? Looks like something just caught her shoulder. Maybe OP's lost her balance and tipped over while stationary on the bike with her feet still on the pedals. What happened OP?

[Andrew_S]

[ThatWei]

OP took a picture of herself wearing a wet shirt and posted it on the internet, boyfriend found out and beat her.

Edit. Are those shoes those clip in ones? If they are do you think your injury could have been prevented if you wore normal runners? Get well soon.

[desslok]

ITT: her heavenly boobs keep you from noticing her mummy shoes or LEGG shoes or whatever those things are.

[spicyprice]

Not the ending i was expecting.

But (if you did break your collar bone read on):
I broke my collar bone once they gave me a sling
Sucked I had to sleep in an arm chair for around 2-4 weeks

And i'm pretty sure its the reason why I cannot do dips without pain

I really feel for you.... i cant imagine going through that without having it stablized.

did i miss where we get the real story?

Good luck driving btw, its faurkin horrible with a seatbelt

Do you have a plate? The ortho put a rod and screws so i wouldnt have to worry about a plate rubbing on my bra strap or seatbelt.

Did OP run into something like a tree branch or a sign? Looks like something just caught her shoulder.

Soze, I was on my drops, clipping along at 21-22mph about 27miles in... was a glorious ride and had about another 15mi left. my shifters are on the hoods so i was reaching up to downshift with my right hand and somehow hit a decent sized bump on the bike path. Lost control, thought i regained it a bit lifted my left hand to get on my breaks a bit, and then veered left into a tall chainlink fence right where the pole was. back tire came up and if it werent for the pole and my shoulder i woulda ended up going over. helmet flew off (somehow) and feet came unclipped.

ar first i just thought i dislocated my shoulder and went to stand upright and pull my shoulders back..... and thats when i felt/heard all off the popping from my collar bone couldnt breathe very well at all and was worried id punctured a lung, but i think it was just panic. called the bf in tears (was in straight 11/10 agony) and then had to figure out the closest road and walk to it to meet him. A nice guy stopped and helped me get my bike turned around and told me the street name and hobbled myself about 2-300 yards to the street and sat there trying to breath through it on some steps. BF was about 25 minutes away, so it felt like eternity.

somehow got into his truck and then battled 30+ min of traffic trying to get to the hospital, roads were rough and truck was sorta bouncy, lol. By the time i got out of the truck i was dropping F-bombs like it was to only word i knew! So, turns out (surgeon just walked out of the room) the left clavicle was in 4 pieces. this morning he put a rod through it an secured it to the sternum. kinda cool as he just showed me the xray. last night was brutal since it was just crunching and popping with every move (getting up to pee was NO fun.)

NOW, i cant work for about a month, no lifting for 2 months (can do isolateral stuff after 1 month on right side) and imma be pretty bored for a while.


All in al, its my only injury, outside of the gnarly bruises on my shoulder and small cut on my leg.... i have lots to be thankful for!

[Gemuadrken]

Good thing you were wearing your helmet. Srs. I never wear my helmet when I bike, but i'll probably start to.

Feels bad man. Havent had a similar experience so i cannot relate.

GL and have a good recovery.



Side story: At least you arent my brother. He got in a drunk bike accident (lol hipster) and now he has a scar on his forhead. He looks like harry potter (srs).

[spicyprice]

ITT: her heavenly boobs keep you from noticing her mummy shoes or LEGG shoes or whatever those things are.

Shimanos... and this is why mountain bikers are ghey.

Edit. Are those shoes those clip in ones? If they are do you think your injury could have been prevented if you wore normal runners? Get well soon.

I do clip in, but if it didnt, it would be useless to even bother riding. I dont think they made a difference except there would be no way i was going that fast without them.

[redneckdeisel]

Do you have a plate? The ortho put a rod and screws so i wouldnt have to worry about a plate rubbing on my bra strap or seatbelt.

No i broke my collarbone in two, not four pieces so i only got a sling. Doc said if it was any worse i wouldve needed surgery. Bones just fused back together overlapping. Good stuff. Show us your x rays. You took pics didnt you???? I'll show you mine if you show me yours

[JasonDB]

Cardio is dangerous. This is why I stick to lifting heavy weights. There are less safty variables that need to be controlled.