What is this book that all the sloots are going crazy for lately?
Apparently it's 'porn for moms' that all the young sloots are now getting amongst!
Anyone read it? Sloots gonna sloot..
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06-22-2012, 03:06 PM #1Registered User
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Fifty shades of Grey 'mommys porn' da fuq? [pic]
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06-22-2012, 03:07 PM #2Banned
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basically its about a 26 year old self made billionaire super handsome tall and atheltic guy who dosn't really work and stops world hunger, while falls for a chick and makes her orgasm by just touching her.
author is a fat chick who started writing it as a twilight fan fiction.
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06-22-2012, 03:08 PM #3(づ￣ ³￣)づ
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Thats it?Originally Posted by ne12o
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06-22-2012, 03:08 PM #4newhalf-san
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holy crap females can actually read?
mind=blown
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06-22-2012, 03:09 PM #5Designer cuts ;)
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yea basically... and just intense narrative of the sex scenes.Originally Posted by PrimeraRS
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06-22-2012, 03:09 PM #6Registered User
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**** that book. Just give it to all the chicks you know they will read it and get horny than you swoop in and take advantage.
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06-22-2012, 03:11 PM #78=======>~~~~OP
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Basically this + he spanks her a lot, the author is def into s&m a bit.Originally Posted by ne12o
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06-22-2012, 03:12 PM #8(づ￣ ³￣)づ
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Why dont they just watch porn like normal people.Originally Posted by noire
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06-22-2012, 03:12 PM #9Originally Posted by ne12o
lmao
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06-22-2012, 03:14 PM #10┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）
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06-22-2012, 03:14 PM #11Registered User
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Sloots getting wet just reading that chit.. Fantasising about this Christian Grey.
I sense a movie with Chris Hemsworth looking aesthetic as furkkkk playing Grey..
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06-22-2012, 03:15 PM #12And they were roommates
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That's a dude, dude.
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06-22-2012, 03:16 PM #13
Looks like a stupid as fuk book. Give me Fight Club, American Psycho, or 1984, something intellectually stimulating rather than that stupid fuking gay chit.
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06-22-2012, 03:16 PM #14Facial aesthetics > all
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I'll stick to my Game of Thrones, thanks.
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06-22-2012, 03:17 PM #15Registered User
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i feel like punching them in there fukin faces
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06-22-2012, 03:17 PM #16Negotiating Avi with Mods
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All the chix reading this book are just the opposite of the one is the book... Hence they are reading it to get their jollies rather than acting on them. Probably ugly like the author anyway, so would pass anyway - 1/10 Reader Looks.Originally Posted by brent89
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women are so phuckin stupid
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06-22-2012, 03:19 PM #18
sloots eat up that ****.
read fight club if you want the male equivalent of some stupid sloot fantasy.
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06-22-2012, 03:20 PM #19wasting away
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Wow that sounds like such an enticing book! not srsOriginally Posted by ne12o
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06-22-2012, 03:20 PM #20Registered User
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BRB living vicariously
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06-22-2012, 03:20 PM #21Registered User
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Guy sounds like a boss though
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06-22-2012, 03:21 PM #22Walmart Aluminum Account
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my gf read all 3, next week, she let me PIITB.
guys, let them read this ****
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06-22-2012, 03:21 PM #23Honor, Courage, Strength
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She clearly has experience from her many sexual encounters to be writing about it.Originally Posted by briiii
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Woah! God damn it!Originally Posted by briiii
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06-22-2012, 03:23 PM #25beepboopbeep
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If a male wrote this he would be labeled a sick disgusting pervert and feminists would be at his throat!!!
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06-22-2012, 03:23 PM #26Walmart Aluminum Account
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more like had plenty of experience from her weeks upon weeks masturbating and dreaming of a guy that can only be found in fiction.Originally Posted by PrimusPalus
She clearly has experience from her many sexual encounters to be writing about it.
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06-22-2012, 03:23 PM #27\_(シ)_/
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just another way how women's brains differ from men......they will read a book to get horny instead of just ****in
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Women's logic
A male looking at porn = disgusting and disrespectful
A female reading porn = no problem
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06-22-2012, 03:24 PM #29Banned
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Originally Posted by ne12o
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06-22-2012, 03:25 PM #30Registered User
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You're like 5 years to late
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