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Thread: Jokes so unfunny, they're funny
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06-19-2012, 11:57 AM #31
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A guy walks into a bar and his head is an orange. The bartend goes holy **** your head is an orange. Buddy goes "yea see I met this genie and he gave me three wishes." "Go on" says the bartender. " Well for my first wish, I iwshed for a billion dollars." "sounds like a pretty solid wish" says the bartender, "what happened?" "well for my second wish I wished to be able to sleep with any woman in the world". "sounds reasonable, but...." replies the bartender. "well for I final wish I wished that my head was an orange."
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06-19-2012, 12:40 PM #58
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Lol ya these wtf jokes are always so ****ed they end up being funny. This one kid when I was in like grade 5 everyone picked on for being dumb and than one day he said he had the funniest/greatest joke ever. Eventually the teacher was like ok get to the front of the class and tell it. The kid walks up and says this:
"Your in a room with no windows and no doors. The only thing in the room is a cup of tea, a calendar and a pillow. How do you survive?"
Everyone is like oh man this is crazy I wonder what the answer is and are shouting out things which were all wrong. Than the kid says ok I'll tell you.
" you eat the numbers off the calendar and drink the tea"
Everyone just bert starred at this kid than started laughing so much because the joke makes no ****ing sense at all lol.
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06-19-2012, 12:41 PM #59
i love anti jokes.
An Englishman, Irishman and American are standing on the edge of a cliff. The Englishman and the Irishman jump off. The American says, "Oh ****!"
A rabbi, a black guy, a man with one eye, a Canadian with a duck, a talking bear, a blind Irishman, a pregnant nun, three midgets, and a homosexual walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
Why did grandpa climb the telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas?
He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.
norm macdonald
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06-19-2012, 12:42 PM #60
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