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Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Why did the boy drop his ice-cream?
Becasue he got hit by a bus.
A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles
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Thread: Jokes so unfunny, they're funny
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06-19-2012, 11:39 AM #1
Jokes so unfunny, they're funny
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06-19-2012, 11:41 AM #2Misc Phullonrapist
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i hate/love theseOriginally Posted by TheAshT
why did the girl fall off the swing?
because she had no arms
what's green and has wheels?
grass, I was just kidding about the wheels
Why couldn't helen keller drive?
because she was a womanLast edited by Ryanast; 06-19-2012 at 11:50 AM.
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06-19-2012, 11:41 AM #3Straight Cash Homie
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why did the op cross the road?
because he is fact a ginormous *******
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06-19-2012, 11:42 AM #4OP didn't cross the road, he used his overly big arms to drag the oppostite side of the road to him. Why mad?Originally Posted by KennyK
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06-19-2012, 11:43 AM #5Registered User
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why is the op such a *******?
because he enjoys intercourse with other males
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06-19-2012, 11:44 AM #6Basketball GOD.
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How d you get 100 baby's in a bathtub?
A blender
How do you get them out?
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06-19-2012, 11:44 AM #7Jimmy status: unrustled
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A man walks into a bar. He’s an alcohol and it’s destroying his family.
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06-19-2012, 11:44 AM #8I don't enjoy it, i've done it one time... I peppered your father's angus, he enjoyed it... I found it weird so i stopped and walked away. Then went home a fapped to a picture of your mother.Originally Posted by FawkinJooocy
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06-19-2012, 11:45 AM #9Registered User
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how do you make a plumber cry
you kill his family
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06-19-2012, 11:45 AM #10LOL'dOriginally Posted by MyronSkills
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06-19-2012, 11:46 AM #11Like I said, we hongry
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Why is the OP such a *******?
Because he is a *******
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06-19-2012, 11:46 AM #12Registered User
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
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06-19-2012, 11:46 AM #13Jimmy status: unrustled
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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam go into a pub. They have a few drinks and talk because they are old friends. The Imam only drinks soft drinks since his religion forbids him to drink alcohol.
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06-19-2012, 11:47 AM #14Unregistered User
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what do you call a black pediatrician?
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06-19-2012, 11:48 AM #15
Op isn't a *******, but he actually is.
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06-19-2012, 11:49 AM #16Brotege
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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?
neither has he.
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06-19-2012, 11:50 AM #17For comfort, not speed.
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06-19-2012, 11:50 AM #18Registered User
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Laughed out loud at all three. Repped.Originally Posted by TheAshT
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06-19-2012, 11:52 AM #19Registered User
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How do you make Looney mad?
Steal his wheelchair when he is in the can taking a chit.R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
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06-19-2012, 11:52 AM #20
A man carrying a revolver walks into a bar and screams, "Who was it that slept with my woman?"
Then a man in the back screams back, "Buddy, you don't have enough bullets."
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06-19-2012, 11:53 AM #21Registered User
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lolOriginally Posted by TheAshT
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06-19-2012, 11:54 AM #22Originally Posted by ReactionGifBrah
I don't get that one?
That one isn't one of them that's so unfunny it's funny is it?
That's a bad effort
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06-19-2012, 11:54 AM #23Registered User
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What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
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06-19-2012, 11:54 AM #24Registered User
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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
we are both lawyers
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06-19-2012, 11:55 AM #25Registered User
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
He couldn't get his penis out of the chicken.
What did the man with the 12 inch penis have for breakfast?
This morning I had a boiled egg.
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06-19-2012, 11:55 AM #26Originally Posted by Digital.god
Is this a joke?
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06-19-2012, 11:56 AM #27Registered User
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How do you get a 1 armed man out of a tree?
Burn down the forest.R.I.P. Hector Bluntz
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a skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender, can I have a beer and a mop?
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hahah you sick kunt m8Originally Posted by WesCracker
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06-19-2012, 11:57 AM #30Banned
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why is 6 afraid of 7? cause 7 8 9 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
****ing hate that joke so much now
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