Jokes so unfunny, they're funny

[yaFeelMe]

A man walks into a bar. He’s an alcohol and it’s destroying his family.

That's my favorite one hahahaha. Repped

[Jor09]

Whats the good thing about twenty-nine year old girls?





There's twenty 9 year olds

[chaally]

Why did OP cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in the chickens azzhole

[lucious]

Why did Kevin fail his driving test?
























Because Kevin was a printer cartridge and lacked the opposable thumbs, limbs and sentience which are prerequisites for operating a motor vehicle.

[hyydro]

What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs?

A pharmacist.

[hotpajamas]

What sucks and has 7 arms?






Def Leppard

[TerryBrah]

not sure if it's been posted already, but this website is full of lolsauce

http://anti-joke.com/

[captiontom]

what do you call a small cat?























a kitten

[TheBuffmuffin]

Not sure if posted but....

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove he wasnt chicken obviously.

[TankNoob]

what did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

















where's pop corn

[DavidVlad]

It's from anti joke but it tickled me pink

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
Cheese on toast

[Titansfan08]

So a duck walks into a bar and orders a drink and the bartender asks the duck how is he going to pay for it and he says " you can put it on my credit card"

[nomnomnomnomnom]

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, can I get a.............................................. beer?" The bartender says, "Yeah sure, but what's with the pause?" (In real life you'd hold up your hands and look at them, but for the sake of telling the joke online just pretend like I did that). "What these? I've had them my whole life!"

[Danzeligan]

A man walks into a bar. He’s an alcohol and it’s destroying his family.

How? How can one be an alcohol?

[S.C]

why are pirates, pirates? because they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[TonytheOnly]

I saw a black man walking down the street holding a tv. I said to myself, hey that looks like mine.

but that was impossible, mine was at home shining my shoes.

[DatMaz]

[TheAshT]

You know what i mean...

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flatmate.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream?

Becasue he got hit by a bus.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles

POST MORE TO MAKE MORE LOLZ

OP walks into a bar.

Bartender says Get the fuk out of here *******.

Yaaaaaabuddy walks into a gym... Oh wait

[TheAshT]

Why could Helen Keller not drive?

Because she was a women

[strictlytricky]

Why did arnold win the olympia 7 times?

Because lunatic was a mod here

[cannonballdooky]

Lol ya these wtf jokes are always so ****ed they end up being funny. This one kid when I was in like grade 5 everyone picked on for being dumb and than one day he said he had the funniest/greatest joke ever. Eventually the teacher was like ok get to the front of the class and tell it. The kid walks up and says this:

"Your in a room with no windows and no doors. The only thing in the room is a cup of tea, a calendar and a pillow. How do you survive?"

Everyone is like oh man this is crazy I wonder what the answer is and are shouting out things which were all wrong. Than the kid says ok I'll tell you.

" you eat the numbers off the calendar and drink the tea"

Everyone just bert starred at this kid than started laughing so much because the joke makes no ****ing sense at all lol.

wow will rep after recharge

[foefen]

Whats worse than a baby in a box?











A baby in two boxes.