Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because on the moh's hardness scale, a 7 can scratch a 6, but a 6 cannot scratch a 7.
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Thread: Jokes so unfunny, they're funny
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06-19-2012, 03:22 PM #91
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06-19-2012, 03:22 PM #92Right Babe?
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How do you make a plumber cry?
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06-19-2012, 03:25 PM #93Registered User
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i like anti jokes lol
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way
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06-19-2012, 03:27 PM #94Registered User
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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and the sun?
one rises from the east, the other from the yeast....310 --> 225
225 --> xxx
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06-19-2012, 03:35 PM #95Registered User
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these silly!
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06-19-2012, 03:36 PM #96Registered User
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An irishman walks into a bar...
...his alcoholism is destroying his family.
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06-19-2012, 03:40 PM #97EastSide Church Boi
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Fuking lost it reading this. Measely greens for ya broOriginally Posted by Comstarr
"If you come at the king, you best not miss"
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06-19-2012, 03:41 PM #98Banned
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I think there is a website devoted to these
anti-joke.com ?
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06-19-2012, 03:46 PM #99Banned
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"knock knock"
"whos there?"
"dominoes"
"dominoes who?"
"dominoes pizza.....with the pizza you ordered"
"ok, be right there"
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06-19-2012, 03:51 PM #100Registered User
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here's my joke - well actually its 2 short jokes and 1 long one
joke joke joooooooooooooooooooooke
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06-19-2012, 03:53 PM #101Nostalgia Brah
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Yea i was talking to a guy who is in the military and he told me they were flying in bob hopes body to entertain all the dead troops.
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06-19-2012, 04:12 PM #102Stats: 6'2" 240lbs
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reddit/10Originally Posted by SpaceMarine
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06-19-2012, 04:14 PM #103Registered User
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6 wasn't afraid of 7Originally Posted by Kemo1990
6 was afraid to love again after that slut 9 cheated on him with 7__lll_________lll__ *
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06-19-2012, 04:17 PM #104Tradie Crew
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where did the little girl go after the explosion?
Everywhere.Hey gideon! Ive been looking at your wall, its pretty frickin sickening bro.
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06-19-2012, 04:18 PM #105u suppose lift
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This is so god dam overused that i'm about to neg you for it.Originally Posted by WesCracker
be a lot cooler if you did
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06-19-2012, 04:18 PM #106Reps for Kitesurf Brahs
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Whats big, white and if it fell out of the sky and hit you it would probably kill you?
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06-19-2012, 04:19 PM #107Registered User
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Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne frankly I won't have it.
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06-19-2012, 04:21 PM #108Registered User
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your mommas so fat
she has diabetes
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06-19-2012, 04:27 PM #109~like dis if you cri evrytme~A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles
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06-19-2012, 04:30 PM #110Desperado
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06-19-2012, 04:32 PM #111Registered User
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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new house?
No?
Well it's really nice
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06-19-2012, 04:55 PM #112Registered User
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What did the ****phile say when he got out of jail?
I feel like a kid again!
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06-19-2012, 04:59 PM #113Super fly guy
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06-19-2012, 05:01 PM #114Banned
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why did the girl fall off a swing set?
because she doesnt have arms
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06-19-2012, 05:04 PM #115Banned
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Originally Posted by laughin_man
oh its already been posted
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06-19-2012, 05:11 PM #1166’2 225 lean
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fukin lol'd when i saw this
What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
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06-19-2012, 05:17 PM #117I'm prettier than you.
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Jack and Emily had never met.
They were like two lovebirds who had also never met.Vegetarian brah checking in
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06-19-2012, 05:21 PM #118BB.com Platinum Member
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Dem dere anti-semite jokes... My jewish friends find em funnier than most, oddly.
What's the difference between Hitler and Micheal Phelps?
Phelps can actually finish a race.
What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
Santa goes DOWN the chimney.
What do you call 1000 jews on a train???
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06-19-2012, 06:08 PM #119just waiting for a mate
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sum timid i wager a boat my leaf aunt tinker a boat my paste, Will i everest fin true love, Moist of my daze Rh spend all dome , wendys Will i fiend my sole mate
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06-19-2012, 06:14 PM #120Registered User
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How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing?
She had no arms or legs
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Not Suzie
What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
A horse walked into a bar, then sh*t everywhere and ran out because it's a horse
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