Is there any way i can get my dad to buy me used panties and a fleshlight srs?

[TheClimax]

Buy a prepaid visa and order with that.

[AlbinoScience]

Dude I don't see how you are going to tell if the used panties are legit or not. There is a 95% chance a dude or some whale wore them.

[TheClimax]

Never been so confused if I should neg or rep OP.

Rep him

[MitchMirin]

if i understand correctly...just do what I did. Told my mom my first vibrator was a book for school. Used in her card. shh no tears.
my brother ended up telling her later she wasnt really pissed lol.

how dafuq did your brother find out. INCEST *******

[TheEnforzer]

Ok he wouldnt be paying for them because i have my own money and getting a summer job but ive accepted that im not going to get layed any time soon and dont want a relationship, and i honestly dont think sex is that big of a deal.

My plan is just to make masturbation as good as possible and to do that i want to purchase worn panties online and a fleshlight to masturbate with. But you need a credit card to purchase these things.

No idea how i to talk to my dad about this. Just imagine your son telling you he has no desire to have sex and would rather mastubate. But im sure if i get my own job and he sees that ive worked for my own money he might let me buy the panties and fleshlight.

WTF?!? Dude really? come on man throw away the fleshlight crap and go get a real girlfriend. My goodness. _-_

[ace333]

Dafuq am I reading...

[Hctap]

Ok thanks im gonna check out the adam and eve site.
I would get friend to do it but i dont really have any older friends or friends close enough that would buy me this stuff. They would laugh at me and call me a freak. Jakes on them though because when ever i sleep over ther houses i wake up in the middle of the night and find there sisters or moms worn panties.

Also ive had miscers offer to sell me ther girl friends and discretly ship it so i might do that. Just wanna make sure i can trust them.

You have a serious problem.

[Jelet]

learn how to troll better OP... And lol @ all the guilable *******s that think OP is actually serious. i think the 2012 joindate and only posting in the misc is a deadgive away.

[BlackMeat]

Dude I don't see how you are going to tell if the used panties are legit or not. There is a 95% chance a dude or some whale wore them.

Well i can tell if a dude wore them by the scent of the crotch. Ive sniffed a few panties in my "pantie sniffing career", also by sucking on the crotch(1 quick taste check won't be harmfull), whether or not its sprayed with something again ill be able to check from the scent but there are vaginal perfumes on the market and even if they spay them with that ill still probably get off to it, and whethere a whale or an 9/10 has worn them doesnt really matter to me.

[BlackMeat]

learn how to troll better OP... And lol @ all the guilable *******s that think OP is actually serious. i think the 2012 joindate and only posting in the misc is a deadgive away.

In the summer when my aunt usually visits ill make a video including a spoon of going through her bags and finding her panties.

[Jungler]

lmao just buy the fleshlight and take your mums panties


























wait wut

[JoshR324]

The misc gets weirder every day. I love it.

[EdBtz]

OP this is from the fleshlight website

"Discreet Billing and Shipping
Orders will appear on your statement as ILF, LLC. We ship your order in a plain-brown package with ILF Inc. as the return address."

[dukethedog]

o.p is gonna get a std and put it in his pocket pussy. have fun not getting laid.

[TheClimax]

[ktonks]

my dad would beat me and call me a ***, thats just me

[Lightly-Juiced]

You have a serious problem.

is this real life seriously?

[boy_buhat]

try asking the female miscers in here if they can sell you their panties

[kessel81]

Ok thanks im gonna check out the adam and eve site.
I would get friend to do it but i dont really have any older friends or friends close enough that would buy me this stuff. They would laugh at me and call me a freak. Jakes on them though because when ever i sleep over ther houses i wake up in the middle of the night and find there sisters or moms worn panties.

Also ive had miscers offer to sell me ther girl friends and discretly ship it so i might do that. Just wanna make sure i can trust them.

[BlackMeat]

try asking the female miscers in here if they can sell you their panties

Im actually super interested in how a pair of worn panties or thongs after a long day and an intense workout would smell or taste. Or a pair of yoga pants worn after multiple workouts. And if any female miscer is actually willing to sell me there's i would pay a good price. srs

[JOSEfrakich]

Im actually super interested in how a pair of worn panties or thongs after a long day and an intense workout would smell or taste. Or a pair of yoga pants worn after multiple workouts.

I will sell you some of my girls used panties for cheap. you can paypal me or something srs. and you can see pics.

[BrolicBrah]

Do you have other issues other than the ones you talked about in this thread? you sound like your describing a future meth head child molester. Your scaring half the thread lol

[NZealander94]

If srs, u can buy a visa gift card at the grocery store and it works just like a regular one. Google "visa mytreat" or something. I've done it to order clothes before.

[BlackMeat]

I will sell you some of my girls used panties for cheap. you can paypal me or something srs. and you can see pics.

Im gonna need spoon pics of the actual crotch and would she be able to wear them for multiple days and masturbate in them?

Do you have other issues other than the ones you talked about in this thread? you sound like your describing a future meth head child molester. Your scaring half the thread lol

Yeah im pretty much fukked in the head and even i know it. Depression and anixety bother me a lot. Insecure about everything.

If srs, u can buy a visa gift card at the grocery store and it works just like a regular one. Google "visa mytreat" or something. I've done it to order clothes before.

Yeah someone else posted this earlier so i think im probably gonna do this once im out of school.

[Flying414]

Also other tip...random... but a tip nonetheless.

Ordered from adam and eve in November. Was supposed to deliver in like 12 days...welp it didnt. ( Ordered a new vibrator for while I would be away from bf over winter break). Obviously I was irate not getting it by Dec 18th (when I went home)...when I ordered it back in November. Sent them emails...went back and forth with them for a longgg time. Eventually they sent a replacement and gave a full refund. Later in January my building was trolling and had the packages the whole time even though they said they didn't. So I got two vibrators for free.

To make a long story short...claim you never got it after its been sent...get a refund...and still get what you ordered...profit?

[Fit1NYC]

idk it depends, the price of the panties depends on how many days you want her to wear it, if you wany her to masturbate with them, if you want her to piss in them, type of panties, and how many you want.

well i can produce them. i just asked a girl if she would do it...but if you are really 16 then no.

[Brinksta1991]

Good luck with your fapping goals of 2012, OP.

[BlackMeat]

well i can produce them. i just asked a girl if she would do it...but if you are really 16 then no.

Why does it matter that im 16?

Good luck with your fapping goals of 2012, OP.

Im actually on day 14 of no fap. 136 more days to go and then im gonna reward my self with a fleshlight and panties. But idk i might not be able to resist when my aunt comes to visit.

[Will390]

Its amazing different kind of people you see online..lmfao whats the point of buying panties L0L..I really dont understand..you want to smell that bull**** or wear it?Since when was porn just not enough?..

[hackerwacker]

Age: 16
Is this real life? Holy crap go to some party and get drunk and sleep with other drunk horny highschoolers.

OP, once you order a pair of used panties from the internet, there is no going back. You are officially giving up on life.