Heavenly Bless Beauty copy pasta works (reps)

[PureWheyBrah]

Chit works, reps till im out!

"Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on ******** and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt"

[chiz94]

in foar reps.

[Rndm]

Too long, brah. Must get her involved.


EDIT: In.

[mandimeoutof10]

in.

[Shebbyy]

i would drag my balls through 1 million miles of broken glass across the sahara desert with rosie odonnell's queef as my only air supply just to get a whiff of ur panties after they had been donated to a thrift store and used as a cum rag by a HIV positive homeless man

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wrong section dough.

[Joeyyyyy]

Too long, brah. Must get her involved.

This and In.

[AlexAmh]

Wow, my life has taken a real 180 since this morning. Anyways here's what happened:

My parents have been on vacation since last week and I've just been partying nonstop. Threw a few keggers at my place over the past few days but last night I decided just to chill. I called my parents and told them I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house. Not to get derailed, but she kicked me out after she caught me flirting with her sister.

I end up crashing back at my place and, this morning, I woke up really wanting to wake and bake. So, I got to my parent's master bedroom because it has the nice toilet to sit on and much bigger than the regular one.

I'm sitting on the toilet, smoking a joint and notice that I've got morning wood. Feeling a little frisky, I start to jerk my chain. I guess I might've gotten really into it because I didn't hear my parents come home. This is when it gets bad.

I never called my parents back to tell them I wasn't sleeping over and they assumed I wasn't at the house. That explains why they busted into the bathroom butt-naked. I quickly flush the joint down the toilet.

It was a very awkward situation.

They scream when they see my sitting there jacking off with a joint between my lips too. Mind you, my parents were about to do it, so my dad is fully erect. They start yelling at me - my mom about the weed and my dad about how I shouldn't use the master bathroom as my masturbation quarters. But that's not the end of it - the police barge in the door.

Before I was a little embarrassed, but I'm pissed now. I asked my parents how they could call the police on their own son. They were just as shocked as me though because they said they didn't call the police. As it turns out, my next door neighbor saw my parents fooling around. His mom walked in on him peeping and called the police on my house!

The police handcuff my parents for indecent exposure to a minor (the next door neighbor was 16). But, they add onto the charges, when they see me naked too. Now, my parents are being accused of incest too.

Obviously, this fiasco caused quite a stir this morning in the neighborhood. Everybody came outside in their pajamas to see my parents being escorted into cop cars.

To make it even more embarrassing, my dad still had a hard-on for some reason.

[Rndm]

Wow, my life has taken a real 180 since this morning. Anyways here's what happened:

My parents have been on vacation since last week and I've just been partying nonstop. Threw a few keggers at my place over the past few days but last night I decided just to chill. I called my parents and told them I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house. Not to get derailed, but she kicked me out after she caught me flirting with her sister.

I end up crashing back at my place and, this morning, I woke up really wanting to wake and bake. So, I got to my parent's master bedroom because it has the nice toilet to sit on and much bigger than the regular one.

I'm sitting on the toilet, smoking a joint and notice that I've got morning wood. Feeling a little frisky, I start to jerk my chain. I guess I might've gotten really into it because I didn't hear my parents come home. This is when it gets bad.

I never called my parents back to tell them I wasn't sleeping over and they assumed I wasn't at the house. That explains why they busted into the bathroom butt-naked. I quickly flush the joint down the toilet.

It was a very awkward situation.

They scream when they see my sitting there jacking off with a joint between my lips too. Mind you, my parents were about to do it, so my dad is fully erect. They start yelling at me - my mom about the weed and my dad about how I shouldn't use the master bathroom as my masturbation quarters. But that's not the end of it - the police barge in the door.

Before I was a little embarrassed, but I'm pissed now. I asked my parents how they could call the police on their own son. They were just as shocked as me though because they said they didn't call the police. As it turns out, my next door neighbor saw my parents fooling around. His mom walked in on him peeping and called the police on my house!

The police handcuff my parents for indecent exposure to a minor (the next door neighbor was 16). But, they add onto the charges, when they see me naked too. Now, my parents are being accused of incest too.

Obviously, this fiasco caused quite a stir this morning in the neighborhood. Everybody came outside in their pajamas to see my parents being escorted into cop cars.

To make it even more embarrassing, my dad still had a hard-on for some reason.

u wot m8?

[Shebbyy]

Wow, my life has taken a real 180 since this morning. Anyways here's what happened:

My parents have been on vacation since last week and I've just been partying nonstop. Threw a few keggers at my place over the past few days but last night I decided just to chill. I called my parents and told them I was sleeping over at my girlfriend's house. Not to get derailed, but she kicked me out after she caught me flirting with her sister.

I end up crashing back at my place and, this morning, I woke up really wanting to wake and bake. So, I got to my parent's master bedroom because it has the nice toilet to sit on and much bigger than the regular one.

I'm sitting on the toilet, smoking a joint and notice that I've got morning wood. Feeling a little frisky, I start to jerk my chain. I guess I might've gotten really into it because I didn't hear my parents come home. This is when it gets bad.

I never called my parents back to tell them I wasn't sleeping over and they assumed I wasn't at the house. That explains why they busted into the bathroom butt-naked. I quickly flush the joint down the toilet.

It was a very awkward situation.

They scream when they see my sitting there jacking off with a joint between my lips too. Mind you, my parents were about to do it, so my dad is fully erect. They start yelling at me - my mom about the weed and my dad about how I shouldn't use the master bathroom as my masturbation quarters. But that's not the end of it - the police barge in the door.

Before I was a little embarrassed, but I'm pissed now. I asked my parents how they could call the police on their own son. They were just as shocked as me though because they said they didn't call the police. As it turns out, my next door neighbor saw my parents fooling around. His mom walked in on him peeping and called the police on my house!

The police handcuff my parents for indecent exposure to a minor (the next door neighbor was 16). But, they add onto the charges, when they see me naked too. Now, my parents are being accused of incest too.

Obviously, this fiasco caused quite a stir this morning in the neighborhood. Everybody came outside in their pajamas to see my parents being escorted into cop cars.

To make it even more embarrassing, my dad still had a hard-on for some reason.

cliffs?

[AlexAmh]

cliffs?

parents on vacation
tell parents going to girlfriends
get kicked out of girlfriends
come home, proceed to smoke weed and jack off on parents toilet
parents come home, start having sex in bedroom
get caught, parents are yelling (everyones naked)
police get called
mom and dad escorted to police car
dad still has a boner



its a copypasta from another forum

[pengh]

This was 6 months before the world ended... OG misc... MMGA

[paulwatkins]

Great post.. very helpful

[paulwatkins]

Great post. i really like this post