The Grossest Thing Your Girlfriend Ever Did

[Bella518]

I read this article in the morning and I thought it was pretty funny ... Do you have more funny stories to add?




"One time, this girl asked me if she could pop my zit. It's ok to pop her own—but asking to pop mine? What's wrong with her?" — George, 30


"I'd asked my live-in girlfriend to take a shower with me, thinking we'd have some good sex. But then she peed in the shower! She told me she did it to save water, but I'm sorry, that is not a legit excuse." — Ian, 27



"Once I walked into a chick's apartment and saw a sink full of red water with a pair of underwear floating there. I've been traumatized ever since." — Kevin, 25


"Late one night, my fiancée got out of bed to go to the bathroom and let one riiiiip on her way there. I'd been sound asleep, but it was so loud that it woke me up—it sounded like a bomb exploded. And it smelled awful!" — Matt, 26



"One day, while my girlfriend had her period, she asked me if I'd watch her put in her tampon, since I'd asked her a question about tampons a few weeks earlier. I quickly refused. A few hours later, she called me into her room, and there she was with no pants on, pointing to the string dangling out of her vagina. I was seriously disgusted." — Chandler, 21


"I'd been dating this woman for a few months, and I really liked her. One Friday night, I invited her over for drinks at my place. After a few strong cocktails, we started hooking up. Then, as she was going down on me, she threw up on my package." — Jon, 27


"My girl and I met at home for a lunchtime quickie. She went to the bathroom first and then we hopped into bed and got things going. I was all excited and flipped her over for some doggy-style action, but then I saw a piece of toilet paper stuck in her butt...she'd obviously gone number two. And yes, it had some *remnants* on it. Needless to say, I got soft instantly." — Jonathan, 26


Edit: Stories added by Miscers

#1

Originally Posted by bongowongo

"Nothing


and I mean Nothing


Will ever beat the story of the miscer that went down on his gf who recently had an abortion and choking up bits of his baby or some chit while he was in the middle of eating her out. Srs, wish I could find that post. Gave me nightmares."



#2

Originally Posted by iKickMidgets

"This aint happen to me but I know some one.

A girl put 2 smarties up her vagina and told her bf to eat them out. He got the two out and he said to his girl, "I;ve found another one". She said "no, I only put two up there", anyway turns out what he thought was another smarties was actually a genital wart and he was trying to eat it out of her before he realised."

[MIA305dumbbells]

my gf gave me the sloppiest, wettest bj ever.

I was appalled.

[VeeMan92]

holy chit you sloots are repulsive.

[Hagakure31]

"My girl and I met at home for a lunchtime quickie. She went to the bathroom first and then we hopped into bed and got things going. I was all excited and flipped her over for some doggy-style action, but then I saw a piece of toilet paper stuck in her butt...she'd obviously gone number two. And yes, it had some *remnants* on it. Needless to say, I got soft instantly." — Jonathan, 26

das it maine.

[CannibalJester]

made threads on misc, SO DISGUSTING

[Saucen]

Yeah my ex-wife peed on me in the shower.

She didn't think it was funny when I did it back and aimed at her arms and back.

[PhilipRivers17]

"I usually enjoy giving my girlfriend foot massages. But one time she asked for one, and her feet were covered in callouses. Forget the Ped-egg—only sandpaper could have softened those rough puppies." —Stephen, 34

gross

[Suprabuc]

Gf licked my angus. Read about it in a Kama Sutra book. Kinda liked it. So licked hers. No homo crew. Just a freak.

Nastiest thing I've ever done. Peed on a girl in the shower. Marking my territory. Nom Saiyain?

[vordulmega]

Sucked my cawk right after eating McDonald's, couldn't handle my load and vomited Big Mac all over my cawk and balls.

[envisu]

ex gf vomited on my dink when she was drunk

das not it :/

[collapsibletank]

In on 30 page thread.

[VeeMan92]

Sucked my cawk right after eating McDonald's, couldn't handle my load and vomited Big Mac all over my cawk and balls.

this happened? fuaark

[Bella518]

Sucked my cawk right after eating McDonald's, couldn't handle my load and vomited Big Mac all over my cawk and balls.

Groce

[Gett1nSw0le]

My ex licked my ass and gave me a bj.

[Suprabuc]

My ex licked my ass and gave me a bj.

Next time lick her ass and give her a kiss lol

[WhatShouldiAsk]

Sucked my cawk right after eating McDonald's, couldn't handle my load and vomited Big Mac all over my cawk and balls.

i hope she recycled that tasty meal.

[Bigcarllittlewi]

My gf queef in my mouth as i was eating her out

[suprabum]

Can confirm on some of these stories.. girls can be foul az fuq sometimes. I got invited to a house party by this girl who was into me.. during the course of the night we were talking and w/e. Long story short she threw up in the middle of sucking face, which caused me to then vomit all over her. Then she came right back at me lyk nothing happened all giggly and chit.. u fkn wot m8?

Her friend ended up driving her home. Hooked up with friend few days later, went NC with vomiting ratchet..

[suprabum]

I might win this one.


Still haunts me to this day srs.

Smashing a chick who had some sort of incontinence which she couldn't control if she was too scared/laughing too hard/too nervous. Weird considering she was 21.

She was on top. I'm laying back enjoying the ride. And one point she pulls a really weird uncomfortable looking face and her body seizes up, I just think aite she must be about to cum.

How wrong I was.


She keeps going then seizes up again.


Ask her whats up.

She goes all red blushing and lets off the most HORRIFIC fart, WHILE she is on top of me with my dink in her.
This made her both feel ridiculously awkward and laugh at the same time, so a split second after her fart her incontinence kicks in and I feel wet all over my package, she's getting up while still pissing on me.
She scrambled off the bed still wetting everything as she ran to the toilet.

I pretty much just sat their in shock horror and disbelief as she came back apologising, crying and wiping me off.

Needless to say I did not bust a nut that time.

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Jesus fuq, what a filthy little creature. Tfw no reaction is the only reaction lol

[Suprabuc]

I might win this one.


Still haunts me to this day srs.

Smashing a chick who had some sort of incontinence which she couldn't control if she was too scared/laughing too hard/too nervous. Weird considering she was 21.

She was on top. I'm laying back enjoying the ride. And one point she pulls a really weird uncomfortable looking face and her body seizes up, I just think aite she must be about to cum.

How wrong I was.


She keeps going then seizes up again.


Ask her whats up.

She goes all red blushing and lets off the most HORRIFIC fart, WHILE she is on top of me with my dink in her.
This made her both feel ridiculously awkward and laugh at the same time, so a split second after her fart her incontinence kicks in and I feel wet all over my package, she's getting up while still pissing on me.
She scrambled off the bed still wetting everything as she ran to the toilet.

I pretty much just sat their in shock horror and disbelief as she came back apologising, crying and wiping me off.

Needless to say I did not bust a nut that time.

The fart would be ehhh, kinda like an ass queef. I'd wreck that dirty bish. But peeing on me, gtfo outta here hoe.

[EISOBAX]

tfw no gf

[allawi]

this isn't really groce but kinda funny. Missionary position, I'm sweaty as fuk, she's moaning loudly, my sweat drips into her mouth, silence, I burst out laughing, and she won't talk to me for a couple of days

[GlassMoon]

Sharted during doggy style

[infinityplus1]

I use to make my ex gf piss on me in the shower, srs

[Mimic3]

"I'd asked my live-in girlfriend to take a shower with me, thinking we'd have some good sex. But then she peed in the shower! She told me she did it to save water, but I'm sorry, that is not a legit excuse." — Ian, 27


Ians a *******. I piss in the shower all the time, why take a piss in the toilet when you're about to go in the shower?

[pablocai]

I might win this one.


Still haunts me to this day srs.

Smashing a chick who had some sort of incontinence which she couldn't control if she was too scared/laughing too hard/too nervous. Weird considering she was 21.

She was on top. I'm laying back enjoying the ride. And one point she pulls a really weird uncomfortable looking face and her body seizes up, I just think aite she must be about to cum.

How wrong I was.


She keeps going then seizes up again.


Ask her whats up.

She goes all red blushing and lets off the most HORRIFIC fart, WHILE she is on top of me with my dink in her.
This made her both feel ridiculously awkward and laugh at the same time, so a split second after her fart her incontinence kicks in and I feel wet all over my package, she's getting up while still pissing on me.
She scrambled off the bed still wetting everything as she ran to the toilet.

I pretty much just sat their in shock horror and disbelief as she came back apologising, crying and wiping me off.

Needless to say I did not bust a nut that time.

das it mane

[Bella518]

this isn't really groce but kinda funny. Missionary position, I'm sweaty as fuk, she's moaning loudly, my sweat drips into her mouth, silence, I burst out laughing, and she won't talk to me for a couple of days

Not that gross but the last part made me lol irl, not sure why

[WorldWarZ]

Swallowed my piss. This happened. She asked me to do it and said it was her first time.

I don't think so Tim.

[Jimthegiant]

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done op?

[Alphatraz24]

Sharted during doggy style

I would have no idea how to handle this situation.



And my ex threw up all over my cawk during a bj. Started sobbing/begging for forgiveness while at the same time jerking me off with said vomit


Was warm.