UK Uni brahs GTFIH

[KPrince27]

Going to uni in september

Aware me on how to have a sick social life at uni (srs). What things would you go back and do or recommend to do in order to get a ton of sloots, ton of mates etc and have dat dere succesful social life

[HarryFlashman]

Whatever you do make sure you get into halls. I didn't, I rented a house instead with someone who went somewhere different. Big mistake. The halls is where everyone makes friends and has sex. I still had a good time, but it would've been better if I'd have been in halls.

[romanticist]

yeah, it really depends if you get in the right halls OP. What uni OP?

[31415926535]

- Live in campus catered halls
- Go out during weekone and don't get utterly wankered otherwise you just look like a tit/won't make it out
- Go on Karni rag raids
- Go up for the JCR elections (get voted into committee).
- Become a ticket seller/rep for promotion companies (if you're notts look into student clubber)
- Don't be a douche
- Be sociable in your hall. i.e. go out, play in the sports teams, eat at popular hours etc
- Join societies (especially your subject society)

That's pretty much all you can do as a fresher. Later years if you want to become a BNOC (big name on campus) go for exec positions etc

[iLifts]

^halls

and for the first year at least, be a yes man

[Argyle35]

Don't tie yourself down, a girlfriend can potentially diminish your own social circle - while you're out for dinner with her, everyone else is out and socialising, increasing their circle of contacts etc
Gym before lectures, the rest of the day can then be filled with study/sloots
Study hard - when you're in your final years sloots could see you as the go to guy for help

Get the balance right and uni will be some of the best years of your life!

[vvvaaa]

1st year in uni live in the halls with the rest.
the 1st week when you have all the parties is great.
keep a clear room, good personal hygiene, have alcohol.

enjoy your sloots.

[Hucking_Fell]

Whatever you do make sure you get into halls. I didn't, I rented a house instead with someone who went somewhere different. Big mistake. The halls is where everyone makes friends and has sex. I still had a good time, but it would've been better if I'd have been in halls.

No it isn't. I lived with 3 groups of people in halls and no one got laid once. It's not an orgie like you think.

OP don't make the mistake I did and go full beta and just stay inside all the time. Uni was chit because of this. If I could go back I'd join a chit load of societies because that is where you make friends. Sports clubs are the best, I did boxing the last year of uni and had some pretty sick nights out from those since those into sports are generally more social. For the love of God don't join the debating society or something like that though.

Join like 6 societies brah and unless you are full autism there's no way you won't make friends. Use those friends to go out. Smash bitches.

[TheBrentmeister]

I don't go to Uni but I visited several of my mates at theirs.
Me and my boys dominated the students and just trolled the entire house with misc memes. Made a few enemies and a few friends because of it.

[Hankey89]

Live in halls, workout, study hard in the week and remember to plan your study time, this is essential, frees up weekends to smash sloots/do whatever you want.

Oh and be sociable in lectures, get chatting.

[johnb92]

1st year in uni live in the halls with the rest.
the 1st week when you have all the parties is great.
keep a clear room, good personal hygiene, have alcohol.

enjoy your sloots.

ding ding winrar.

just dont be a ****, enjoy yourself. I lived in halls first year and i hated the girls i lived with, now my ******* girlfriend lives with them so i still see them.





































don't forget to lift

[Hucking_Fell]

ding ding winrar.

just dont be a ****, enjoy yourself. I lived in halls first year and i hated the girls i lived with, now my ******* girlfriend lives with them so i still see them.

don't forget to lift

I lived with 5 girls in my 1st year, one gay guy and another bisexual guy.

All the girls ugly as chit, one was a 6/10 but a nasty little kunt who would talk chit behind other people's backs all the time. Personality made her a 3/10.

One huge fat girl who told me she had a dream she had sex with me, then laughed at it. Constantly made fun of me for 'eating so much', I called her out on it and she cried and said nobody in the flat even liked me.

Estrogen errywhere.
Halls is all about luck, just hope you get placed with good people OP.

[drcobrah]

Like everyone said try and get into halls, I didn't my first year and ended up renting a house with 3 randoms from the same uni but its not as bad as everyone is making it out to be. Make some solid friends in halls and you will be invited over there for predrinks on nights out most of the time and will usually go back to the same halls after the club if you're doing it right.

Don't have sex with the same sloot more than twice if you don't want them to get super annoying and all up in your shiit.
Make sure you join a sports team and get fully involved with the socials as they will be like your family for the next few years.
If you get the oppurtunity in first year make sure you go on tour (ilovetour), it will honestly be the best week of your life and there are sloots EVERYWHERE! (look up saloufest)
Don't be a shy ******* on the first day otherwise you will see social groups forming in your lectures and you won't be able to get into any of them, take advantage of the fresh start.

Will post some more if I remember but doing these things made my first year the best year of my life

[KPrince27]

The hall i applied for (only one left) is 30sec walk from the main campus and has about 2000 people on my campus (about another 2000 on the main campus)

Although apparently there are a fair amount of international student on my campus lol, im guessing they gonna keep themselves to themselves?

Thanks for the tips brahs


Also, what sports teams can a manlet like me accomplish? Only thing i can to is thai box and "soccer" but since i broke my foot not done either in a while

++ lol brb joining 'reggae society' fkin society for everythin

[johnb92]

I lived with 5 girls in my 1st year, one gay guy and another bisexual guy.

All the girls ugly as chit, one was a 6/10 but a nasty little kunt who would talk chit behind other people's backs all the time. Personality made her a 3/10.

One huge fat girl who told me she had a dream she had sex with me, then laughed at it. Constantly made fun of me for 'eating so much', I called her out on it and she cried and said nobody in the flat even liked me.

Estrogen errywhere.
Halls is all about luck, just hope you get placed with good people OP.

was in a similar situation. I lived with one lad, who is on my course and is a friend, kinda got mixed up in drugs since first year though and is slowly becoming a lowlife.

[drcobrah]

The hall i applied for (only one left) is 30sec walk from the main campus and has about 2000 people on my campus (about another 2000 on the main campus)

Although apparently there are a fair amount of international student on my campus lol, im guessing they gonna keep themselves to themselves?

Thanks for the tips brahs


Also, what sports teams can a manlet like me accomplish? Only thing i can to is thai box and "soccer" but since i broke my foot not done either in a while

I'm sure your uni will have loads of football teams, I think mine goes up to a 5th team so you would be fine at any ability. Joining the sports clubs isn't really about the sport if you're looking to make friends its more about the social side of things if I'm honest. International students at my uni are usually Americans or Irish and they're usually pretty chill

[TheBrentmeister]

I lived with 5 girls in my 1st year, one gay guy and another bisexual guy.

All the girls ugly as chit, one was a 6/10 but a nasty little kunt who would talk chit behind other people's backs all the time. Personality made her a 3/10.

One huge fat girl who told me she had a dream she had sex with me, then laughed at it. Constantly made fun of me for 'eating so much', I called her out on it and she cried and said nobody in the flat even liked me.

Estrogen errywhere.
Halls is all about luck, just hope you get placed with good people OP.

Lmao damn. My mate lived with 5 girls and they were all 7+/10 minus one of them. He got friend zoned by all 5.

[MrRyBrah]

Like the others have said you should definetley go into halls for the first year, you get plenty of time in your first year to gym it up and get smashed with the sloots, join a sports team too they do sports social every other week which get pretty epic

[KPrince27]

+ You guys reckon itll make a massive different socially if im in on of the halls that arent on the main uni campus(where lectueres and 2000 people stay)? The other halls are on their own campus with 600 people usually on them

Left accomodation pretty late most of its gone

Theres like 3-4 different campuses, on of which in the main uni campus if that makes sense

[KPrince27]

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[KPrince27]

Left accomodation pretty late most of its gone so i ended up in the 'loner' flat. You have ur own ensuite and kitchen private lol, but apparently u have a loner life if u get that room

+ Would it be alpha or beta to round on the moving in day to walk round everyones room be like hey im Kprince27 hows it going , im in room ____ and this is my number with some of dat dere small talk

[Riskoe]

Also leaving for uni in September, solid advice ITT, but its all a given anyways. Just talk to people, as long as you arnet socially retarded its not hard to make friends.


Another thing I was wondering, are uni girls seriously that easy to get with? I dont have much trouble getting laid anyways, but friends who went to uni always bang on about how everyone just wants to smash at uni. Apparently its just seriously easy on nights out to go home with girls.

[KPrince27]

Also leaving for uni in September, solid advice ITT, but its all a given anyways. Just talk to people, as long as you arnet socially retarded its not hard to make friends.


Another thing I was wondering, are uni girls seriously that easy to get with? I dont have much trouble getting laid anyways, but friends who went to uni always bang on about how everyone just wants to smash at uni. Apparently its just seriously easy on nights out to go home with girls.

what uni bro? i hear freshers is the time where the sloots get slooted yeeee. Im just worried coz my hall flat is private ensuite+bathroom im gonna miss out a bit socially opposed to the people in the main halls with all the shared areas :S

[200days]

Attend all freshers events drink responsibly. Don't call anyone out especially in your first 2 weeks there. People will judge you from first impressions


And most importantly enjoy yourself

[Riskoe]

what uni bro? i hear freshers is the time where the sloots get slooted yeeee. Im just worried coz my hall flat is private ensuite+bathroom im gonna miss out a bit socially opposed to the people in the main halls with all the shared areas :S

Oxford Brookes, I'm going late (I'm 24) so its gonna be a huge culture shock.

[Domxmb]

+ You guys reckon itll make a massive different socially if im in on of the halls that arent on the main uni campus(where lectueres and 2000 people stay)? The other halls are on their own campus with 600 people usually on them

Left accomodation pretty late most of its gone

Theres like 3-4 different campuses, on of which in the main uni campus if that makes sense

Already gone wtf?

What uni you going to?

[KPrince27]

Already gone wtf?

What uni you going to?

Uni of Nottingham. Im just worried coz my halls are ones with private ensuite+bathroom im gonna miss out a bit socially opposed to the people in the main halls with all the shared areas

[Qwertybrahh]

does anyone go to manchester uni?? I got an offer there.

[SomeUKBrah]

Uni of Nottingham. Im just worried coz my halls are ones with private ensuite+bathroom im gonna miss out a bit socially opposed to the people in the main halls with all the shared areas

Who the hell socialises on the chitter? Ensuite is deffo the way forward. I loved uni so much the first time im gonna do it again. Just dont sleep with your flatmates... I went from a happy housemate to #1 nob of floor 5 in about a day. Not many chits given tbf. She was a good shag.

[KPrince27]

does anyone go to manchester uni?? I got an offer there.

I live in Manchester near the student areas in Fallowfield and know a few people at the uni,. Wassup