Easiest way to get laid when friend zoned SRS

**iballin08** · 03-30-2012, 12:55 PM

Tell your friend you want to eat her out.
(only if attracted and within the friend zone looking to get out)

- This has worked plenty of times for me, and what does this all mean?
- Woman talk to each other, and your darn right shes telling her girlfriend you eat out.

What does this mean? Other women will want you.
Knowing how to eat out a girl will either make or break you. (finger, rub and eat that **** clean... tounge in and all THE WORKS)

I don't know about all you miscers, but when I eat pussy my dick gets hard? ... proceed to smash
SRS thank me later.

Cliffs

- As long as your not ugly as piss you will get laid.
- Women are like men when it comes to some good old head, aint ever letting a chance slip by!
- All woman are words, it's in there DNA, dont believe the hype.

PRO TIPS: Push all there buttons, play all there emotions
PRO TIPS: Tastes like chicken keep on lickin, tastes like trout get the **** out

///////// What to text //////

Initial approach: Girl I wanna go down and do the grown up?

Bish: What do you mean, what? etc etc they usually say.

Hit her with this: I have a legal tender towards eating out

She might reply, What do you mean if shes dumb or what?!

hit her after with: Shawty, yu gunno let yo boi eat out, and do the duurty or what, nom sayin?

Why? Hit all brackets of humor; Cocky, and funny while being confident.
Dont sound beta and desperate.
SRS

Hit her with all corners, The cocky the funny and most of all confident upbringing.

- I'm kindaaa hungry girl
Hit
What?
- U down to do the duuuurty?
What?
- me eating you out girl.

TIP: make her feel obligated in saying yes, do not give her a question.. more less make a statement.

**gmenfan40** · 03-30-2012, 12:59 PM

Tequila, you'll thank me later...

**MIA305dumbbells** · 03-30-2012, 12:59 PM

My gf doesn't let me eat her out. feels badman.

**MrGameAndWatch** · 03-30-2012, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by gmenfan40

Tequila, you'll thank me later...

this^ or *******^

or just **** her friend good

**iballin08** · 03-30-2012, 01:12 PM

Ha SRS brahs... iv'e gotten friend zoned the **** out of girls, and eating them out has changed everything, the control is behind your tounge.

do it up

**soliduparrow** · 03-30-2012, 01:15 PM

id rather never have sex again than stick my mouth anywhere near a vagina

**NUHusky14** · 03-30-2012, 01:16 PM

Never eaten out before............ seems disgusting to me unless its a well-established girlfriend

**DevilsDouble** · 03-30-2012, 01:20 PM

tounge

**imnotzeezbrah** · 03-30-2012, 01:22 PM

how would you even initiate that with a friendzoned girl? you'd be sitting on the couch watching a movie with her or something and you'd be like, ok so I'm gonna eat you out now, ok? you're texting her and you're like, i'm gonna eat you out tonight, ok? how do you initiate it?

**chris_knows** · 03-30-2012, 01:22 PM

Advice to miscers who haven't eaten a girl out...buy a fleshlight and practice on it. Great investment.

**iballin08** · 03-30-2012, 01:24 PM

Originally Posted by imnotzeezbrah

how would you even initiate that with a friendzoned girl? you'd be sitting on the couch watching a movie with her or something and you'd be like, ok so I'm gonna eat you out now, ok? you're texting her and you're like, i'm gonna eat you out tonight, ok? how do you initiate it?

Strong first post. j00 a lurker?

Usually when your high or drunk this 100x works.

Only do this if your comfortable with the girl, vice versa.
DOn't go up to a random friend and say "can i eat you out" LOL

This type of setup works if your that ******* 'biffle' ... and the girl trusts you and so fourth etc etc.

**Aesthetical** · 03-30-2012, 01:27 PM

Id have no problem doing this, I eat out randoms when Im drunk.

**Archangel_Lost** · 03-30-2012, 01:28 PM

but I already asked her if she wanted to eat out at the red lobster, and she said no.... does that mean i have no chance?

**xJuggHeadx** · 03-30-2012, 01:29 PM

friend zone.

add benefits. srs If your a decent looking guy and shes a good friend of yours. Im sure she has thought about what it would be like to have sex with you in the first place.

A little flirting goes along way.

**aftbrah** · 03-30-2012, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Aesthetical

Id have no problem doing this, I eat out randoms when Im drunk.

lol srsly this

repped

**tmd17** · 03-30-2012, 01:30 PM

inb4 herpes

i would never eat out a girl if she wasnt my gf. dangerous ****

**xRedStaRx** · 03-30-2012, 01:31 PM

That's disgusting, unless she had a thorough shower..

**Aesthetical** · 03-30-2012, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by aftbrah

lol srsly this

repped

Probably not smart though, my last one was 2 weeks ago, some 18yr old sloot I picked up off the beach on spring break. I could have gone straight to smashing but I was drunk and wasnt think, the consequences could never have been the same.

**stfaulk89** · 03-30-2012, 01:33 PM

Lol will rep for texts to a girl simply saying: "I want to eat you out"

**QB_Killa** · 03-30-2012, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Aesthetical

Id have no problem doing this, I eat out randoms when Im drunk.

**iballin08** · 03-30-2012, 01:34 PM

I'm not saying eat a random, thats entirelly up to you.

If your friend-zoned with a girl, and un sure about your feelings towards her and how you should approach, then this method is for you.

Eat out protocal.

Tell the bish straight, I want to you out.
If she initiates the sl00tness and talks about sex

Refer to first post

TELL HER I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY OUT CLEAN.

Talk dirty, bitches love that ****. All women are whores, its coded within there DNA, regardless of they look.

**omg_otters** · 03-30-2012, 01:37 PM

age: 21

status: much to learn

virginity: intact

virgins ITT: over 9000

**Derox** · 03-30-2012, 01:39 PM

"Does this smell chloroform to you?"

Thank me later

**LOGfan** · 03-30-2012, 01:59 PM

My mind is full of fk. I thought friendzoned was a verb not a noun. Where a girl politely denies you cause she doesn't think you're attractive.

You're telling me there's chicks who you're friends wit that WOULD fk you, and that you're NOT fking and NO sexual signals are being traded, you're just spending time together......and NOT fking??????????

This exists????

How?

Why?

Why the fk would two people who don't mind fking each other not fk each other?

What beta would put themself in that position and then out of nowhere get the courage to ask her if she wants to be eaten out???

Makes no sense. Sounds more beta than foreveralone.

**Kataro** · 03-30-2012, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by stfaulk89

Lol will rep for texts to a girl simply saying: "I want to eat you out"

better work OP

**LitlMikey** · 03-30-2012, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Kataro

better work OP

repped. you are one cheeky cunt mate.

**aftbrah** · 03-30-2012, 02:07 PM

**aftbrah** · 03-30-2012, 02:14 PM

Ok so this bish (7.2/10 at best) I've known for about a year, she has a bf but she used to flirt with me even when she has a bf. I kinda ended speaking with her cuz I respect the guy so I don't wanna attempt to hit that puss. Now after this thread, I texted her with this srs (fuk u i'm not uploading pics of her, neg if u want):

**big78** · 03-30-2012, 02:16 PM

Me: Hi.. how was your day?
Friend in friend zone: Hi... it was good how was yours?
Me: It was good.Thanks.. Would you like to sit on my face later and I can lick you clean?
Friend in friend zone:.....................................No response = No longer friend = FAIL

**GlutesBrah** · 03-30-2012, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by big78

Me: Hi.. how was your day?
Friend in friend zone: Hi... it was good how was yours?
Me: It was good.Thanks.. Would you like to sit on my face later and I can lick you clean?
Friend in friend zone:.....................................No response = No longer friend = FAIL

so you're out of the friend zone are you not? As OP promised.

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