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04-28-2012, 04:31 AM #1Registered User
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a neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink
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04-28-2012, 04:37 AM #2Registered User
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i lol'dOriginally Posted by ocarinanoob
...at stats
Stats: 5'6", 141 lbs
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04-28-2012, 04:41 AM #3
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04-28-2012, 05:01 AM #4Registered User
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Originally Posted by Duolicus
Goals D/S/B = 405/315/225
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04-28-2012, 05:02 AM #5Registered User
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Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says "sorry bro but we don't serve noble gases"
Argon doesn't reactGoals D/S/B = 405/315/225
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04-28-2012, 05:06 AM #6Registered User
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This seems contextually appropriate.
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04-28-2012, 05:45 AM #7Registered User
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An atom walks up to the lost property desk, "I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"400/230/445@165lbs
182.5/105/202/5@75kg
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04-28-2012, 05:58 AM #8Registered User
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04-28-2012, 06:49 AM #9Registered User
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
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04-28-2012, 08:29 AM #10Registered User
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someone needs to post a nojpg. up in this bitch
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04-28-2012, 08:54 AM #11RollBreadNation
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I have a ship joke.....
Back in the 1800s there was a war ship. One day the lookout screamed "Enemy ship on the horizon!". Captain looks at his right hand man, and says "Bring me my red shirt". So he goes and gets it for him.
The fight goes on all day long and they don't lose a single person. After the fight, the right hand guy walks up to the captain and says "Why a red shirt?" The captain says "In case I were to be shot, the crew wouldn't see the blood and they would keep on fighting". Right hand guy is amazed.
Next day, lookout screams "20 enemy ships on the horizon!" The captain says to the right hand man "Bring me my brown pants".This post is Natypes approved.
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04-28-2012, 08:58 AM #12Brotege
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04-28-2012, 09:31 AM #13Registered User
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this is geniusOriginally Posted by SouthPaw06
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04-28-2012, 09:35 AM #14Registered User
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Will use during Chemistry exam.
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04-28-2012, 09:51 AM #15
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.★☆★Juventus★☆★
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04-28-2012, 10:20 AM #16Premium Gold Member
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Don't you hate when sentences don't end the way you potato?
I admit all my threads suck :(
Supplements Suck
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04-28-2012, 11:33 AM #17le kookiez r redy
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I honestly expected something to do with proton shakes
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04-28-2012, 11:57 AM #18Registered User
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I'm gonna tell this one to my chem teacher lolOriginally Posted by UnknownOrigin
Nobody ever laughs at these but thats what makes them so epicGoals D/S/B = 405/315/225
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04-28-2012, 11:58 AM #19Registered User
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repped lolOriginally Posted by SouthPaw06
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04-28-2012, 03:09 PM #20inb4 weight :)
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"Wanna hear a joke about Potassium?"
"K"
"Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?"
"Na"
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04-28-2012, 03:58 PM #21Registered User
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my chem teacher used to have so many of these jokes in high school, he died though. he was a good dude too
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04-28-2012, 04:10 PM #22Banned
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LMFAO, this is fking epic...Originally Posted by SouthPaw06
Edi: the best part is "cat/toast assembly", lmfaoLast edited by Rawdogmadfemalz; 04-28-2012 at 04:18 PM.
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04-28-2012, 04:16 PM #23Registered User
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fuking dying right now
for me, the hardest part about lifting weights is leaving the gym when my workout is finished. I keep checking my log book but it keeps telling me that it's the last set. even worse, tomorrow is rest day. fml
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04-28-2012, 04:21 PM #24.
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lolOriginally Posted by strengthgained
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04-28-2012, 04:21 PM #25RollBreadNation
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Two atoms are walking down the street.
Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"This post is Natypes approved.
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04-28-2012, 04:31 PM #26Registered User
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A pirate walks into a bar. Bartender notices he has a belt buckle shaped like the steering wheel on a ship. The bartender asks about the wheel. The pirate replies...
"Y'arrr....it's driving me nuts!"
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04-28-2012, 04:34 PM #27Registered User
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for me, the hardest part about lifting weights is leaving the gym when my workout is finished. I keep checking my log book but it keeps telling me that it's the last set. even worse, tomorrow is rest day. fml
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04-28-2012, 04:41 PM #28Registered User
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holy fuk im dying, name of meme??????Originally Posted by Keenl3ody
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04-28-2012, 04:45 PM #29Registered User
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I just go to google images and type in "horse walks into a bar"Originally Posted by GeneralBroseph
for me, the hardest part about lifting weights is leaving the gym when my workout is finished. I keep checking my log book but it keeps telling me that it's the last set. even worse, tomorrow is rest day. fml
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04-28-2012, 05:05 PM #30.
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Originally Posted by GeneralBroseph
anti joke chicken
lulz this one made me laugh
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