He might have been a good player in college but once he was recruited, he started sucking dem dicks to become that great.
Srs. He was sucking the opposing team's dicks to get them to lose and make him look great.
And he sucked off the CEO of Nike to make the Air Jordan brand of shoes.
Srs.
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04-15-2012, 12:33 PM #1
Are you guys aware that Michael Jordan literally sucked dick to get where he's at?
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04-15-2012, 12:34 PM #2
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04-15-2012, 12:35 PM #3
OP's google History:
'Celebrities that have sucked dik'
Anything to make u feel less shameful about your past bro
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04-15-2012, 12:35 PM #4
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seems legit
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04-15-2012, 12:36 PM #5
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04-15-2012, 12:37 PM #6
For every chode he shucked
5 bïtchez shucced him op
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04-15-2012, 12:39 PM #7
Why are you still green after all your f*ucking retarded threads that are the most /phail trollage I've ever seen...
I'm pretty sure you're the same f*uckstick that made an "Acting takes no real skill" thread yesterday...
Go Eat an AIDS hamburger and die you worthless pussy slug./Getting fat till Big 3 = 1000
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04-15-2012, 12:39 PM #8
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MichaelJordanlaughing.gif
~The Lion strode through the Halls of Hell;
Across his path grim shadows fell
Of many a mowing, nameless shape
Monsters with dripping jaws agape.
The darkness shuddered with scream and yell
When the Lion stalked through the Halls of Hell.~
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04-15-2012, 12:39 PM #9
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04-15-2012, 12:42 PM #10
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04-15-2012, 12:44 PM #11
He actually gave the other team seizures before the game so he could win
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