RANT: Rise of the Aqua-Beowulf Empire

[chazzy1864]

Green him.

Then neg blood.

I haven't negged carjack. I'm watiing to see how this thread pans out. a couple decent posts do not make you a good poster. Puhlease, son.

[Farley1324]

I haven't negged carjack. I'm watiing to see how this thread pans out. a couple decent posts do not make you a good poster. Puhlease, son.

He was green before I hit him

[GeneralSerpant]

Blanket comments and thinking is never a good idea.

This is a red herring.

[400Lb Gorilla]

Dom: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=144007911

possible test for the wet eared mod

lol i took care of the other asshat you awared me on and yet the test keep coming huh? will take a look in a moment

[chazzy1864]

lol i took care of the other asshat you awared me on and yet the test keep coming huh? will take a look in a moment

The PM I wasn't sure if there was jurisdiction or not. Only CC'ed to aware if there was.


Are you running BB.com black? Or did you check why there was a large gap? But I'm just seeing what your actions are. I'm curious. Think of this as a pop quiz.

[400Lb Gorilla]

The PM I wasn't sure if there was jurisdiction or not. Only CC'ed to aware if there was.


Are you running BB.com black? Or did you check why there was a large gap? But I'm just seeing what your actions are. I'm curious. Think of this as a pop quiz.

i am using BB.com black. not sure exactly what it is you are talking about though. what large gap? i am probably going to leave that thread there for the lulz. might even sticky the fukker

[chazzy1864]

i am using BB.com black. not sure exactly what it is you are talking about though. what large gap? i am probably going to leave that thread there for the lulz. might even sticky the fukker

The large gap was because my post box was longer than it needed to be since my post was "merely" "Dom: <link>"

But if you had bb.com black you'd see the white text anyways.

Also, I see you edited my post adn the OP's and I have no clue what you edited, but so far, you failed the test. If Dom sees it, he'll know what I mean.

Hint: I made an allusion to it in my post in that thread.

[400Lb Gorilla]

The large gap was because my post box was longer than it needed to be since my post was "merely" "Dom: <link>"

But if you had bb.com black you'd see the white text anyways.

Also, I see you edited my post adn the OP's and I have no clue what you edited, but so far, you failed the test. If Dom sees it, he'll know what I mean.

Hint: I made an allusion to it in my post in that thread.

i didnt actuall edit anything. you have me looking for hidden words and shiet and i hit save instead of cancel on both your posts.... so no changes just me fukking the key board up

[chazzy1864]

i didnt actuall edit anything. you have me looking for hidden words and shiet and i hit save instead of cancel on both your posts.... so no changes just me fukking the key board up

I'm not having you look for anything hidden. Just seeing if you can pick up on what should be obvious. But I know you're wet behind the ears. To modding and one other thing, so you'll get a pass.

[youneverknow899]

WW3 is going to start between Finland and Sri Lanka or something.
Just watch... all the big countries are too worried about their big passive aggressive drama fest, someone's going to snap and unleash hell after being quiet for decades, then everyone will be caught off guard and have to pick sides.

I sincerly hope you remain as non-active,

Even saying that as a joke is a huge insult towards Palestinians, regarding the Israeli's.

[400Lb Gorilla]

I'm not having you look for anything hidden. Just seeing if you can pick up on what should be obvious. But I know you're wet behind the ears. To modding and one other thing, so you'll get a pass.

do you like my solution *******?

[chazzy1864]

I sincerly hope you remain as non-active,

Even saying that as a joke is a huge insult towards Palestinians, regarding the Israeli's.

Go away.

Palestinians are *******s. Happy?

do you like my solution *******?

Congratulations. Took too many hints, so you lost all bonus points for that round, but you still managed to move on to the next level.

[400Lb Gorilla]

now i am aware kthnx

[theshoupguy]

I sincerly hope you remain as non-active,

Even saying that as a joke is a huge insult towards Palestinians, regarding the Israeli's.

You never know.


899.


+jai 'aliyya, ibn gahba

[theshoupguy]

But seriously, how the fck could that be taken as a slam against Palestine/Israel? That's like playing the racism card because your toothpaste is white and not some weird red/green swirl. Get off your fcking propaganda horse and garble a sheep turd.

[Final_Rep]

without dousing in ranch or bleu cheese i simply cannot love you.




























lol at 400lb failrilla! *grin* the above post was a decoy *runs and hides*

[Orlando1234977]

^^^

[Final_Rep]

^^^

[youtube]WR6y71x3tSY[/outube]

Classic!

Uhm how do I rep from my phone wth

[RugbyTank]

normally I don't give a fcuk about happens in this thread, I tried reading it when i started posting here but figured it was an inside joke as I tried reading from 1page+.

Today I thought of giving it a drive-by, as i'm trying to calm my mind to ease from studying and no decent posts anywhere really...


Skip your workout to watch this, if you know nothing about one of the top world problems not being covered, this is a great first step.

But,
/ends/participation/Rant:Rise-of-the-Aqua-Beowulf-Empire

[PeterGibbons316]

But seriously, how the fck could that be taken as a slam against Palestine/Israel? That's like playing the racism card because your toothpaste is white and not some weird red/green swirl. Get off your fcking propaganda horse and garble a sheep turd.

lol, I'm thinking the same thing - was anyone even talking about Palestine?

[theshoupguy]

Classic!

Uhm how do I rep from my phone wth

Try looking for a little asterisk type symbol - like where the post # usually is on the desktop version of the boards, there should be a rep/asterisk icon and a report icon.

lol, I'm thinking the same thing - was anyone even talking about Palestine?

Nope. Probably took offense to the "passive aggressive drama fest" comment.

Really, if we're going to talk Pal/Iz, if either side was bound and determined to take that land and claim it as their own, they'd throw the rulebooks to the wind and just fcking annihilate the other side in any way they could. Clearly they're both too busy flipping each other off with one hand and guarding their precious vaginas with the other to make any real moves.


kvkshrug.ascii

[Final_Rep]

Try looking for a little asterisk type symbol - like where the post # usually is on the desktop version of the boards, there should be a rep/asterisk icon and a report icon.

Shoup I tried it did it work?

[chazzy1864]

now i am aware kthnx

Like the highlander. Only one.

But seriously, how the fck could that be taken as a slam against Palestine/Israel? That's like playing the racism card because your toothpaste is white and not some weird red/green swirl. Get off your fcking propaganda horse and garble a sheep turd.

Either way... the only thing palenstine did worth a sh*t was throw rocks. Actually give them a lake and they'd be amazing.



Finally watched "28 Weeks Later" for the first time ever. Far better movie than it's completely worthless, sh*tty predecessor "28 Days Later", but I still found myself completely annoyed by it. Don't get me wrong, overall, it was a much better movie. Was quite riveting throughout most of it. Jeremy Renner was the f*cking man. I wanted to do Imogen Poots, although she was a small breasted 17 y/o at the time (I liked her nose). Also... it had Idris Elba... how can you hate on Stringer Bell?

But the movie was damn near as stupid as 28 Days Later. Okay, so i get that the initial virus spread from the kiss. The Army Major chick mentioned "saliva" when she talked about the wife being a carrier. But ol' Robert Carlyle was in a locked key card/security controlled room (and facility) to magically being out in the parking garage, tearing through the necks of soldier after soldier who seemingly never think to fire their rifle at him, while he is tearing down their teammates.


Then... surprise surprise, tey lock everyone in what is seemingly a "secure" section of the facility as they quarantine. ANd he gets through what is the equivalent of the double doors to the cafeteria at a high school. Rage chain reaction and the entire room is now their retarded version of zombies that never stop running.

What is dumber is when the Army initially locked them in that room, they showed them twist a handle/latch that locked some crazy nuclear grade door to quarantine them off. Then it came to all those rage infected f*ck tards storming the building to break the quarantine, they merely had to bust through yet another set of cafeteria doors that merely had a chain w/ padlock around the handles. Not even a single deadbolt system to hold teh two doors together, or to the frame.



I'm sorry... I honestly feel the 28-Zombie movies do not deserve a rating anywhere close to what they have on imdb. (7.6 and 7.0, in order)
F*cking stupid ass movies w/ stupid ass people w/ stupid ass happenings.

[darinaldi]

I sincerly hope you remain as non-active,

Even saying that as a joke is a huge insult towards Palestinians, regarding the Israeli's.

كس أمك.

[Final_Rep]

fuking long zombie post which I read every word son of a bitch

Yeah. Zombies are stupid... I mean that's kind of the point and part of the definition of "zombie". So...Any story that involves essentially mindless drones destroying the world by biting other people is built on a stupid premise.

If you want something more realistic, but without zombies, check Contagion.

Someone said "Suspension of Disbelief" but I can't bring myself to do that for zombie movies. It's too damn stupid.

However I do believe everyone SHOULD have a Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit in a secure, nearby location.

[theshoupguy]

Shoup I tried it did it work?

It did, indeed.
huuuuuuuuge ******* rapes received

28 weeks later opinions

I'm a big fan of how they portrayed "zombies" in that plotline. Way better than the slow-staggering ones in most Hollywood portrayals.

Though really, nothing competes with The Walking Dead.

كس أمك.

lol
Well played, سيد قط.

[theshoupguy]

Happy birthday, Turkish Iron Manmeat.

[GeneralSerpant]

Yeah. Zombies are stupid... I mean that's kind of the point and part of the definition of "zombie". So...Any story that involves essentially mindless drones destroying the world by biting other people is built on a stupid premise.

If you want something more realistic, but without zombies, check Contagion.

Someone said "Suspension of Disbelief" but I can't bring myself to do that for zombie movies. It's too damn stupid.

However I do believe everyone SHOULD have a Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit in a secure, nearby location.

lol more like indefinite suspension of disbelief. I understand folklore adaptations of werewolves, vampires, and witches, but there isn't really a similar correlation between zombies and real life, and they're nearly grouped in the same category. I am Legend made this dilemma even worse, as the monsters are supposed to be vampires, but are brainless like zombies.

[mrmrbill]

without dousing in ranch or bleu cheese i simply cannot love you.

Any place where there are >=7 suburbanites in a single gathering, the raw brahcccoli crudite tray eventually comes out. The great travesty of this, is that in its raw state brahccoli's sulphurous compounds are in sufficient concentration to displease even bitter-friendly palates.

Blanch your brahccoli in boiling water for about 90 seconds, quickly immerse in a bowl of ice water to stop the heat process, then drain. The heat will take care of those nasty sulphur compounds, the ice will stop the process in time to ensure crisp, fresh tasting product.

[chazzy1864]

Yeah. Zombies are stupid... I mean that's kind of the point and part of the definition of "zombie". So...Any story that involves essentially mindless drones destroying the world by biting other people is built on a stupid premise.

If you want something more realistic, but without zombies, check Contagion.
Someone said "Suspension of Disbelief" but I can't bring myself to do that for zombie movies. It's too damn stupid.
However I do believe everyone SHOULD have a Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit in a secure, nearby location.

Not what i was saying. Contagion sucked balls. OMG talk about a giant bore fest. I was upset to know that Matt Damon and Lawerence Fishburne signed on to that movie. Sucked so bad.

It did, indeed.
huuuuuuuuge ******* rapes received
I'm a big fan of how they portrayed "zombies" in that plotline. Way better than the slow-staggering ones in most Hollywood portrayals.

Though really, nothing competes with The Walking Dead.

I'm fine with them having the zombies run. That is not my issue at all. I am definitely not of the camp that cries out how "factually incorrect" it is to have zombies run (yes... there are fan boys who scream how impossible and fake it is to have a zombie run..... it is about as stupid as nay sayers of the PotC series who thoguth the fish men of #2 was too fake to have a suspension of disbelief, when the skeleton people of the first was fine).

My issue with the running is that they are ALWAYS running. Never walking, never searching, hunting, looking, listening. Just runing. SPrinting, for something.

I like movies more like dawn of the dead where they were fast, but when they were in search of a target. Until they had a target... sluggish, moving around like whatever, waiting to pick up the scent.

But still, my issue with the 28-Zombies movie wasn't the zombies. It was everythign else. I <3 me soem zombie movies. I heart all kinds of horror movies, for all their different reasons. Although the vast majority of them suck, horror movies is one of my favorite kinds of movie to watch.

These movies were f*cking stupid. In the first, they are in the middle of a town that is ravaged by death and these zombies. They hit up a grocery store to get supplies. What do they do in the middle? Reenact the sound of f*cking music as they prance around picking up f*cking cheerios. Are you kidding me? Grab the f*cking necessities and


Then when they are driving out of the city, they have two choices. The "long way" over the ridge in the sunlight and wide ass butt-naked f*cking open expanse or..... the dark, dank tunnel that seems to be riddled with crashed and broke down vehicles for miles. What option do we take?


So now they're in this tunnel, trapped and run into... a traffic jam. Wow.. did not see that coming. Everyone died in place adn their vehicles were left. Probably in the main escape/evacuation routes (i.e. the thoroughfares and tunnels!!).

Finally they meet up with the soldiers, who are clearly jaded to everything. They've had to shoot anybody and everybody. Zombies, civilians and friends alike. Now these people come and object to their ways. F*ck up the system and BAM! Everything goes awry. Who woudla guessed?

For my criticisms of 28 Weeks later, see above. Random plot holes of how Robert Carlyle got out of the facility, then the disappearing act of all the major nuclear grade security doors, etc etc.