Collection of Mark Rippetoe quotes

[Durus]

I found these quotes both humorous and inspiring. Sorry if a repost and I can't post links, so I removed the http.

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[Keltron]

"Complaining about your leg press numbers going down since you started deadlifting is much like complaining about masturbation becoming boring since you started dating bikini models"

"Some call it the shoulder press.. we just call it the press.. because how else could you press w/o the shoulders? well, you could LEG press but... that's gay."

"If you do an honest 20 rep squat program, at some point Jesus will talk to you. On the last day, he might even ask to work-in w/you."

[mslman71]

"If you do an honest 20 rep squat program, at some point Jesus will talk to you. On the last day, he might even ask to work-in w/you."

The first part is definitely true. I'm still waiting on the second.