Professor is letting me teach the chapter on Nutrition in class (srs)

[jake1224]

it's a class of 9.


wat do?

[MagnumPeanut82]

Fill their heads with bro-science.

Meal Timing, etc

[ko300zx]

What is the chapter on...how about a little detail.

[illiniStrive]

is he paying you to do his job?

[PlasticJanus]

Fill their heads with bro-science.

Meal Timing, etc

Or otherwise be ridiculed by your gym-going peers, shunned by potential hook-ups, and reprimanded by your prof.

The sad truth.

[jammyo40]

[blkbelt42]

checked avi..........dropped out of class.

[WonderPug]

Chapter? What class is it?

[PhiSig2298]

You better troll hard if you care about your grade! No IIFYM

[JasonDB]

You better troll hard if you care about your grade! No IIFYM

This ^^^^

Also...

Stats: 6'1", 110 lbs

Is this real life?



Ja Rule...........bitch ass nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggaaa aaaaaaaaaaaazzzz!!!!!!!1111ONE nom sayin?

[JasonDB]

This thread is now about Ja Rule.



Buck 89 on the boards . . . what up Buck
Word to God, Hussein, what up *****
Haha, life is good . . . a yo
It's a reality that . . . all the real *****z
Have to smash on the bitch *****s
And you know I like to call this The Wrap, hehe, yeah, uh, yeah

[Verse]
It's a Wrap and any men that don't wanna get clapped
Better not violate the camp, get shot down by chance
I'm real advanced with that cock and blast
Cause the feds wont look back, for cleaning cash
What cashes we cleansing, it's all about the Benjamins, what
If it's dirty then we rincing it off
You *****z don't give a ****, mobbed up in H2s
*****z is tlaking ****, aw bitch, that's old news
They say I rap to rhythm and blues
But when I turn on the radio, I hear y'all *****z rappin' it too
He's like "Baby can you give it to me"
Nah, I'ma give it to you
The same way that we gave it to Proof
The same way that we gave it to Loose
Put that bang, bang, bang to use *****
Cause Rule's the truth *****, for show
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-uh-uh-oh
Hit 'em in retro, throwback like West 'Paul
*****z wanna ball, but can't on the West Coast
Dre Day's been dead a long time ago
Respect the Inc/Row/Rap-A-Lot collabo
Just know that you ***** ain't save on the globe
And while the world probes, I arrest verse I.N.C.
I'm still wishing y'all the R.I.P.
Can I Live, for I D.I.E.
I'm talkin', M.O.B, murder inc bosses
Count your losses

[Fatal Hussein]
Now before they start runnin' they lips
I thought I should warn these mother****ers, there's a gun in this bitch
And I know he's got one on his hip
But I got the drop, and outside, Rule got the Drops
All it takes is a cock and a pop
Money for bail, ain't seeing no more sales
Instead, I'm poppin' on Yahts
They told me J.Prince runnin' the south
And I'm beast from the east, that'll come and put a gun in your mouth
I got bricks for days, dicks to make a bitch behave
Had to baldhead my **** threw, had to switch the waves
Just that quick, slip and the mac spit, bladdat
Four up in they chest and reload while they back flip
We in this together, bad weather, rippin' the storm
They some dictionary rappers, they just spittin' the norm
You supposed to know the La Costra Nostra flow
I did it, cause I lived it, you can quote the flow
Hit your six up with sixteen in sixty seconds
Get your whips up, we split beams, keep fifty weapons
To you coppers that's posin' a threat
Fire up the air, wholes in the tec
to put a hole in your neck
See I rep for the four forty but I'm about the five
Ride by, blazin' out the five, ***** I'm so cool
Bitches say, Hizzy, you remind me of the old school
In the club posted, snatching hoes with no jewels
*****

[Ja Rule talking]
You know
As the world turns, these bitch *****z is runnin'
and hiding and **** (You know these mother****ers be ducking' hidin')
But I'm ****ing chasin y'all ***gots
All across the globe (Smashing they ass)
Out the back of BET, out the back of clubs
*****, you ain't POPPIn' BUB IN NO MOTHER****IN' CLUBS, nowhere
*****, BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF you ****ING CLOWNs
You *****z is ****ing clowns, y'all ain't gonna nowhere
I'm right here, I'm right here, huntin' you'll mother****in'
Bitch ass *****z down, it's a wrap *****z, it's a wrap *****z
it's a wrap *****z, it's a wrap *****z
A yo, this *****, this ***** runnin' around talkin' about
"I got shot nine times, I got shot"
Want everybody to be mother****in' sympathetic
A yo 50, pull your skirt down B,
A yo, *****z get shot everday b, you tough? HAHAHA
Yeah ... Murder Inc **** . . . bitch ass *****
WE OUT

[MagnumPeanut82]

checked avi..........dropped out of class.

Yea, wear a baggy shirt in the class and for the rest of the year, k.

[MarkVI]

I was a TA for a prof and she had me teach a chapter to her 101 class when she was presenting research ..... it was 90 students though.....what's it on? I can maybe help out

edit: 6'2' 110lbs..OP do you know anything about nutrition???

[ven33]

Just stand up and look them in the eye and say:

"Disregard what you know, acquire Alan Aragon and Pug. That is all"

[Lvisaa2]

Do you even lift?

[mynameisuntz]

I would print out a ton of research and go against the grain, personally.

[JasonDB]

I would print out a ton of research and go against the grain, personally.

Sounds Paleo, but what does that have to do with Ja Rule? Stay OT.

[mynameisuntz]

Sounds Paleo, but what does that have to do with Ja Rule? Stay OT.

When I said "print out a ton of research," I meant I would bring in Robb Wolf's book and just read a chapter or two.

[ErickStevens]

checked avi..........dropped out of class.

[JasonDB]

When I said "print out a ton of research," I meant I would bring in Robb Wolf's book and just read a chapter or two.

I would explain to them that chewing on a rib bone then sucking the bone marrow out of it like a caveman can boost testosterone levels and improve gains.

[MarkVI]

I would explain to them that chewing on a rib bone then sucking the bone marrow out of it like a caveman can boost testosterone levels and improve gains.

That man is very black.

[feelsg00dmayne]

OP, what does "legacy avi" mean? is it outdated?

[lovingit]

You better troll hard if you care about your grade! No IIFYM

This made me LOL.

[JasonDB]

That man is very black.

I don't know he is more of a caromal than black really.

Although THIS guy is really black... fully censored version so safe for work btw:

(no racist)

[lovingit]

Do you even lift?

Which one is the OP and where in Jersey is this?

[Lvisaa2]

One in the back and I don't know, but it reeks of GTL and smushing.

[moneyrich]

it's a class of 9.


wat do?

If you want an A, preach bro science. (srs).
Talk about eating every 2.5 hours, waking up in the middle of the night to down a shake, sipping bcaa's intra workout and spiking insulin with dat waxy maize post workout for teh gainz. also talk about how insulin causes you to get fat. Don't forget to mention to not eat carbz after 6pm.

[dukend]

That man is very black.

And God isn't?

[JasonDB]

And God isn't?

Good point. I am an agnostic athiest but if the Christian or Jewish god turned out to be real he(they... depending on translation) said he(they) made man in his(their) image. We know the first homo sapiens were black.... hmmmm interdasting.

[mannydawg]

Good point. I am an agnostic athiest but if the Christian or Jewish god turned out to be real he(they... depending on translation) said he(they) made man in his(their) image. We know the first homo sapiens were black.... hmmmm interdasting.

We also know that race is a Sociological Construct. Race does not exist. We can all be traced back to our ancestor in Africa.