As I said, I don't want to post this on the Misc section, because I like my hair, and I know the answers I get there would have me tearing it out. But I'm writing a story, and I need to know some of the words and phrases that a guy would think TO HIMSELF when he's thinking about sex.
What does he call his genitals in the various stages of erection, what does he do with it, and what does he call the various body parts of a woman in his mind? Not what he says out loud to her. Or are they the same?
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02-19-2012, 10:14 AM #1Cailin Deas
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Didn't want to ask this on Misc, but I do need to know...
65% fat, 30% protein, 5% carbs = keto.
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02-19-2012, 10:58 AM #2Registered User
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"dick" or "it"
"inside" or "dat pussy"
sorry, you asked.http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=608052853&posted=1#post608052853
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02-19-2012, 11:37 AM #3Cailin Deas
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"It"? That's the most graphic you can come up with? Seriously, there's a guy having phone sex, and he thinks "it"?
65% fat, 30% protein, 5% carbs = keto.
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02-19-2012, 12:00 PM #4Registered User
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Guys who are extremely descriptive and sensual about the penis are gay...
However, there are quite a few other words to describe the penis. There are some examples here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dick
Examples of lots of things there haha.
"Arterial plaque is primarily composed of unsaturated fats particularly polyunsaturated ones." (Felton, C V, et al, Lancet, 1994, 344:1195)
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...or something like this daily. Problem? ;)
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02-19-2012, 12:13 PM #5Cailin Deas
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"Purple-headed yogurt slinger"??? Some guys don't have enough to think about.
I did have a look in Misc, and found words that even Urban Dictionary didn't know.65% fat, 30% protein, 5% carbs = keto.
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02-19-2012, 01:49 PM #6Registered User
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Funny.Originally Posted by Eileen
Interesting question.
Since I know you're not just a troll or perv trying to start up a crazy thread, I thought I would pm you my honest answers to avoid fueling anything in the thread. I actually find the topic interesting on the level of insight into what/how other people think.
pm sent.
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02-19-2012, 03:08 PM #7Registered User
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Hey! You asked for the truth about what a man thinks when thinking about sex to himself, not what a man would creatively describe his junk as to purposely get someone else off on the phone.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=608052853&posted=1#post608052853
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02-19-2012, 04:38 PM #8Registered User
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Ahh...Originally Posted by Blackjack68
You can share with us...
"Arterial plaque is primarily composed of unsaturated fats particularly polyunsaturated ones." (Felton, C V, et al, Lancet, 1994, 344:1195)
How to bulk: http://70sbig.com/food/
Diet = http://i52.tinypic.com/21bhop.png
...or something like this daily. Problem? ;)
FFMI = 24
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02-19-2012, 04:43 PM #9Cailin Deas
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I'm beginning to think that the guys who hang out in Misc are not members of the human species. Every man I've asked so far, whether in person, e-mail or pm, has told me much the same, which is pretty much what I expected. But the guys in Misc have what amounts to a new language when it comes to women or sex.
65% fat, 30% protein, 5% carbs = keto.
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02-19-2012, 04:56 PM #10Registered User
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lolOriginally Posted by Atavis
You can share with us...
Pretty much all teens, I think.Originally Posted by Eileen
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02-19-2012, 06:52 PM #11Team MuscleTech Rep/EMT-B
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Its because your uptight.Originally Posted by Eileen
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02-19-2012, 07:24 PM #12Please Stay Supple
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02-19-2012, 08:42 PM #13Clit Commander
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Mush room Tip, on dat sugar walls, something like, "let me clap them cheeks"
i did use to say in High school, "im getting a bonus and a raise"Brazilian Crew [<O>]
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02-19-2012, 08:57 PM #14Registered User
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half mast - half bone
chub- half bone
my dicks so hard I could hang a wet towel on it
"dat ass" - that ass
"she got cakes" - see above ^^^
top heavy- big tits
joocy- "thick"
she was drippin - she was wet
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02-19-2012, 10:37 PM #15Registered User
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Eileen again
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02-20-2012, 12:20 AM #16Cailin Deas
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Thick in what sense?Originally Posted by Bate8473
65% fat, 30% protein, 5% carbs = keto.
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02-20-2012, 12:21 AM #17Cailin Deas
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Or a whiteknighting, friendzoner beta *******?Originally Posted by BlueRev
65% fat, 30% protein, 5% carbs = keto.
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02-20-2012, 02:11 AM #18Registered User
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LMAO! Never thought i'd see you write that!Originally Posted by Eileen
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02-20-2012, 05:01 AM #19Registered User
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"curvacious"Originally Posted by Eileen
[June] - 245
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Squats- 375 for 8 reps
Deads- 315 for 5
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02-20-2012, 06:03 AM #20Cailin Deas
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I feel like I'm learning another language. Now to get the pronounciation right...Originally Posted by chimponarope
65% fat, 30% protein, 5% carbs = keto.
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02-20-2012, 06:04 AM #21Cailin Deas
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Okay. In Ireland, thick means stupid. "Ya fecking eeject, are you thick or what?"Originally Posted by Bate8473
65% fat, 30% protein, 5% carbs = keto.
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02-20-2012, 10:10 AM #22Registered User
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It does here too. Depends on usage.Originally Posted by Eileen
"Arterial plaque is primarily composed of unsaturated fats particularly polyunsaturated ones." (Felton, C V, et al, Lancet, 1994, 344:1195)
How to bulk: http://70sbig.com/food/
Diet = http://i52.tinypic.com/21bhop.png
...or something like this daily. Problem? ;)
FFMI = 24
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